"I Will Prevail" by Hillary Clinton (9)
MustangWriter: (Sung to 'I Will Survive' by Gloria Gaynor)
At first, I was ashamed
I was mor-ti-fied
Knowin' Donald Trump had beat me
How I cried, and cried.
Then I spent so many days
Alone, out in the woods
With a Thermos full of gin
And a flask of dry vermouth
I hatched a plan
This also ran
I was back for more the only way that I can
Mueller's gonna' lock him up
And throw away the key
But my clever scheme fell flat
So, now it's up to me
I know ol' Joe, swears that he's fine
But I'm layin' odds at two-to-one he strokes-out before July
I'll accept my party's draft, and proudly save the day
Do you think I'm humble, did you think I'd go away?
As long as I'm still in the race, They won't put me in jail
I don't have too much time, Yet I want what's rightly mine
And I'll prevail
I will preeeevail... woof, woof!
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Whenever I'd wear pantsuits I tried so hard not to fart
Toppled down so many steps, It's no wonder I can't stand
And when I start to tee-ter then they toss me in the van
But now you see, a brand new me
I shuttered my Foundation, and the Clinton Dynasty
I'm not beholden to Arabs,the Russians, or the Jews
I can sell the Oval Office to whomever I so choose
So just come out...and vote for me
Whatever Bernie promised you I'll double it, for free
I want to be POTUS, I'll even out-do A.O.C.
Do you think she's craaazy? Wait till you get a load of me
Oh, no, you see...
I will prevail
You're gonna' vote me in this time
Or you can all go straight to H***
I'm tired of all this pandering
To get what I deserve
Everyone of ya's deplorable
And you're gettin' on my nerves
I'll will prevail...cu-ckoo!
I will prevail! (where's my shoe?) I will prevaiiiiiiiil!
At first, I was ashamed
I was mor-ti-fied
Knowin' Donald Trump had beat me
How I cried, and cried.
Then I spent so many days
Alone, out in the woods
With a Thermos full of gin
And a flask of dry vermouth
I hatched a plan
This also ran
I was back for more the only way that I can
Mueller's gonna' lock him up
And throw away the key
But my clever scheme fell flat
So, now it's up to me
I know ol' Joe, swears that he's fine
But I'm layin' odds at two-to-one he strokes-out before July
I'll accept my party's draft, and proudly save the day
Do you think I'm humble, did you think I'd go away?
As long as I'm still in the race, They won't put me in jail
I don't have too much time, Yet I want what's rightly mine
And I'll prevail
I will preeeevail... woof, woof!
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Whenever I'd wear pantsuits I tried so hard not to fart
Toppled down so many steps, It's no wonder I can't stand
And when I start to tee-ter then they toss me in the van
But now you see, a brand new me
I shuttered my Foundation, and the Clinton Dynasty
I'm not beholden to Arabs,the Russians, or the Jews
I can sell the Oval Office to whomever I so choose
So just come out...and vote for me
Whatever Bernie promised you I'll double it, for free
I want to be POTUS, I'll even out-do A.O.C.
Do you think she's craaazy? Wait till you get a load of me
Oh, no, you see...
I will prevail
You're gonna' vote me in this time
Or you can all go straight to H***
I'm tired of all this pandering
To get what I deserve
Everyone of ya's deplorable
And you're gettin' on my nerves
I'll will prevail...cu-ckoo!
I will prevail! (where's my shoe?) I will prevaiiiiiiiil!
Oh this is good. 
Everybody get's a copy.
Everybody get's a copy.
CossackCat: Oh this is good.
Everybody get's a copy.
Priceless for sure Everybody get's a copy.
Hard to see how the embodiment of corruption could have been seen as a serious contender for the leader of the free world . What the hell is wrong with half of Americans .
(2:49) "Hillary Sings "I Will Survive"" Parody
(3:00) Hillary Clinton 2016 election parody song: emails, Benghazi and Bill
(3:00) Hillary Clinton 2016 election parody song: emails, Benghazi and Bill
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MustangWriter: Shameless bump
Perfect timing.. She will never live down, this fiasco Hillary Clinton jokes 'they all look alike' after interviewer mixes up Cory Booker and Eric Holder
Hillary Clinton quips 'they all look alike' after interviewer mixes up Cory Booker and Eric Holder
(1:23) Why is HillaryClinton reading her 2016 would be victory speech in 2021?
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At first, I was ashamed
I was mor-ti-fied
Knowin' Donald Trump had beat me
How I cried, and cried.
Then I spent so many days
Alone, out in the woods
With a Thermos full of gin
And a flask of dry vermouth
I hatched a plan
This also ran
I was back for more the only way that I can
Mueller's gonna' lock him up
And throw away the key
But my clever scheme fell flat
So, now it's up to me
I know ol' Joe, swears that he's fine
But I'm layin' odds at two-to-one he strokes-out before July
I'll accept my party's draft, and proudly save the day
Do you think I'm humble, did you think I'd go away?
As long as I'm still in the race, They won't put me in jail
I don't have too much time, Yet I want what's rightly mine
And I'll prevail
I will preeeevail... woof, woof!
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Whenever I'd wear pantsuits I tried so hard not to fart
Toppled down so many steps, It's no wonder I can't stand
And when I start to tee-ter then they toss me in the van
But now you see, a brand new me
I shuttered my Foundation, and the Clinton Dynasty
I'm not beholden to Arabs,the Russians, or the Jews
I can sell the Oval Office to whomever I so choose
So just come out...and vote for me
Whatever Bernie promised you I'll double it, for free
I want to be POTUS, I'll even out-do A.O.C.
Do you think she's craaazy? Wait till you get a load of me
Oh, no, you see...
I will prevail
You're gonna' vote me in this time
Or you can all go straight to H***
I'm tired of all this pandering
To get what I deserve
Everyone of ya's deplorable
And you're gettin' on my nerves
I'll will prevail...cu-ckoo!
I will prevail! (where's my shoe?) I will prevaiiiiiiiil!