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Feb 4, 2020 5:01 AM CST An Irishman
TheDino1
TheDino1TheDino1Belfast, Antrim Ireland139 Threads 1 Polls 5,029 Posts
An Irishman walks out of a pub in Boston, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you?"

"Yesss, sssshombody stole me car!" the Irishman replies.

The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It was at the end of this key."

About this time the cop looks down to see that the Irishman's member is being
exhibited for all to see. He then asks, "Are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

The Irishman looks down woefully and moans, "OOOH GOD... they got me girlfriend too!!"


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Feb 11, 2020 2:28 PM CST An Irishman
MustangWriter
MustangWriterMustangWriterBoerne, Texas USA242 Threads 3 Polls 1,762 Posts
laugh
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Feb 13, 2020 4:56 AM CST An Irishman
FabAngel
FabAngelFabAngeldonegal, Donegal Ireland33 Threads 162 Posts
banana rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 13, 2020 5:02 AM CST An Irishman
TheDino1
TheDino1TheDino1Belfast, Antrim Ireland139 Threads 1 Polls 5,029 Posts
Nice one, sure if we can't laugh at ourselves..grin cheers
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Feb 13, 2020 5:34 AM CST An Irishman
tomcatty
tomcattytomcattyCoral Bay, Paphos, Paphos Cyprus368 Threads 6 Polls 6,885 Posts
TheDino1: Nice one, sure if we can't laugh at ourselves..
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 13, 2020 6:01 AM CST An Irishman
PeKaatje
PeKaatjePeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands59 Threads 3 Polls 6,334 Posts
A blind man enters a pub and orders a beer. After a couple of beers he says to the woman behind the counter: I know a nice dumb blondes joke.
Wait, the woman says. Before you go on, I am blond, the girls on your right hand side is also blond, and so are the two bodybuilders on your left. Are you sure you want to tell that joke?
The blind man: No, let it be, I hate to explain him 3-4 times.
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Feb 13, 2020 6:11 AM CST An Irishman
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
TheDino1: An Irishman walks out of a pub in Boston, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you?"

"Yesss, sssshombody stole me car!" the Irishman replies.

The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It was at the end of this key."

About this time the cop looks down to see that the Irishman's member is being
exhibited for all to see. He then asks, "Are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

The Irishman looks down woefully and moans, "OOOH GOD... they got me girlfriend too!!"
Happns to me all the time. I always forget to zip.
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