An Irishman walks out of a pub in Boston, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you?"
"Yesss, sssshombody stole me car!" the Irishman replies.
The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It was at the end of this key."
About this time the cop looks down to see that the Irishman's member is being exhibited for all to see. He then asks, "Are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
The Irishman looks down woefully and moans, "OOOH GOD... they got me girlfriend too!!"
PeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands6,334 posts
A blind man enters a pub and orders a beer. After a couple of beers he says to the woman behind the counter: I know a nice dumb blondes joke. Wait, the woman says. Before you go on, I am blond, the girls on your right hand side is also blond, and so are the two bodybuilders on your left. Are you sure you want to tell that joke? The blind man: No, let it be, I hate to explain him 3-4 times.
TheDino1: An Irishman walks out of a pub in Boston, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you?"
"Yesss, sssshombody stole me car!" the Irishman replies.
The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It was at the end of this key."
About this time the cop looks down to see that the Irishman's member is being exhibited for all to see. He then asks, "Are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
The Irishman looks down woefully and moans, "OOOH GOD... they got me girlfriend too!!"
Happns to me all the time. I always forget to zip.
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A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you?"
"Yesss, sssshombody stole me car!" the Irishman replies.
The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It was at the end of this key."
About this time the cop looks down to see that the Irishman's member is being
exhibited for all to see. He then asks, "Are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
The Irishman looks down woefully and moans, "OOOH GOD... they got me girlfriend too!!"