Roast chicken lunch (55)
BnaughtyMálaga, Andalusia Spain43 Threads 2 Polls 4,685 Poststomcatty: Yummy
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Bnaughty: Do you get meals on wheels, what with you being about 300 years old?
Is that youe wheelchair squeeking, or your loose brain
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tomcatty: Yummy
I'm throwing in the trowel and off to W,,,,Spoons------ This thread is Archived ------
michaelright: I'm throwing in the trowel and off to W,,,,Spoons
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tomcatty: They're closed.
they'll open for me..
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Three brothers who all are lawyers meet each other for christmas. At diner they tell each other what they gave to their mother.
John: I had build a large villa for mother.
Pete: I bought a fancy cabriolet for mother.
Jerry: Well, you know how religious mother is, so I bought her a parrot that knows the whole bible and can tell it exactly as it's written. For the eyes of mother aren't very well anymore, and she can't read the bible anymore. The priest told me the monks had to train the parrot for 20 years. Now I have to give 10.000 grants to the church for 20 years.
A week later they all get a letter.
John, thank you for the big villa, but I only use one room, while I have to clean the whole house. Nevertheless, thank you.
Pete, thank you for the cabrio, but due to my bad eyesight I can't drive it anymore and all my shoppings are delivered at home. Nevertheless, thank you, you meant it well.
Jerry: Thank you, you really love and respect your mother and knows what she likes. The chicken was delicious.
John: I had build a large villa for mother.
Pete: I bought a fancy cabriolet for mother.
Jerry: Well, you know how religious mother is, so I bought her a parrot that knows the whole bible and can tell it exactly as it's written. For the eyes of mother aren't very well anymore, and she can't read the bible anymore. The priest told me the monks had to train the parrot for 20 years. Now I have to give 10.000 grants to the church for 20 years.
A week later they all get a letter.
John, thank you for the big villa, but I only use one room, while I have to clean the whole house. Nevertheless, thank you.
Pete, thank you for the cabrio, but due to my bad eyesight I can't drive it anymore and all my shoppings are delivered at home. Nevertheless, thank you, you meant it well.
Jerry: Thank you, you really love and respect your mother and knows what she likes. The chicken was delicious.
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PeKaatje: Three brothers who all are lawyers meet each other for christmas. At diner they tell each other what they gave to their mother.
John: I had build a large villa for mother.
Pete: I bought a fancy cabriolet for mother.
Jerry: Well, you know how religious mother is, so I bought her a parrot that knows the whole bible and can tell it exactly as it's written. For the eyes of mother aren't very well anymore, and she can't read the bible anymore. The priest told me the monks had to train the parrot for 20 years. Now I have to give 10.000 grants to the church for 20 years.
A week later they all get a letter.
John, thank you for the big villa, but I only use one room, while I have to clean the whole house. Nevertheless, thank you.
Pete, thank you for the cabrio, but due to my bad eyesight I can't drive it anymore and all my shoppings are delivered at home. Nevertheless, thank you, you meant it well.
Jerry: Thank you, you really love and respect your mother and knows what she likes. The chicken was delicious.
What chicken??????John: I had build a large villa for mother.
Pete: I bought a fancy cabriolet for mother.
Jerry: Well, you know how religious mother is, so I bought her a parrot that knows the whole bible and can tell it exactly as it's written. For the eyes of mother aren't very well anymore, and she can't read the bible anymore. The priest told me the monks had to train the parrot for 20 years. Now I have to give 10.000 grants to the church for 20 years.
A week later they all get a letter.
John, thank you for the big villa, but I only use one room, while I have to clean the whole house. Nevertheless, thank you.
Pete, thank you for the cabrio, but due to my bad eyesight I can't drive it anymore and all my shoppings are delivered at home. Nevertheless, thank you, you meant it well.
Jerry: Thank you, you really love and respect your mother and knows what she likes. The chicken was delicious.
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enjoy!
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tomcatty: What chicken??????
the chicken with the coloured feathers...------ This thread is Archived ------
Conrad73: enjoy!
He didn't get Pek's joke so I doubt he'll get yours.
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germanspitz: He didn't get Pek's joke so I doubt he'll get yours.
Have you never heard of the double joke, oh dear it was so peaceful in here.
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tomcatty: Have you never heard of the double joke, oh dear it was so peaceful in here.
Still is peaceful but boring as heck with all your copy and paste meals on wheels.------ This thread is Archived ------
germanspitz: Still is peaceful but boring as heck with all your copy and paste meals on wheels.
If you don't like my cooking, find another restaurant
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tomcatty: If you don't like my cooking, find another restaurant
That's the problem you've already told us you want to learn how to cook, so no I won't be eating anything you cook until you take a cookery course.Fortunately I can cook ,especially books.
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germanspitz:
Fortunately I can cook ,especially books.
I always thought there as something suspect about you.Fortunately I can cook ,especially books.
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germanspitz: He didn't get Pek's joke so I doubt he'll get yours.
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PeKaatje: Three brothers who all are lawyers meet each other for christmas. At diner they tell each other what they gave to their mother.
John: I had build a large villa for mother.
Pete: I bought a fancy cabriolet for mother.
Jerry: Well, you know how religious mother is, so I bought her a parrot that knows the whole bible and can tell it exactly as it's written. For the eyes of mother aren't very well anymore, and she can't read the bible anymore. The priest told me the monks had to train the parrot for 20 years. Now I have to give 10.000 grants to the church for 20 years.
A week later they all get a letter.
John, thank you for the big villa, but I only use one room, while I have to clean the whole house. Nevertheless, thank you.
Pete, thank you for the cabrio, but due to my bad eyesight I can't drive it anymore and all my shoppings are delivered at home. Nevertheless, thank you, you meant it well.
Jerry: Thank you, you really love and respect your mother and knows what she likes. The chicken was delicious.
John: I had build a large villa for mother.
Pete: I bought a fancy cabriolet for mother.
Jerry: Well, you know how religious mother is, so I bought her a parrot that knows the whole bible and can tell it exactly as it's written. For the eyes of mother aren't very well anymore, and she can't read the bible anymore. The priest told me the monks had to train the parrot for 20 years. Now I have to give 10.000 grants to the church for 20 years.
A week later they all get a letter.
John, thank you for the big villa, but I only use one room, while I have to clean the whole house. Nevertheless, thank you.
Pete, thank you for the cabrio, but due to my bad eyesight I can't drive it anymore and all my shoppings are delivered at home. Nevertheless, thank you, you meant it well.
Jerry: Thank you, you really love and respect your mother and knows what she likes. The chicken was delicious.
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Tom, considering your country may be headed for another nationwide lockdown you better plan some extra food threads to keep the narcissists irritated... it seems to do the trick.
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GeneralBeacon: Tom, considering your country may be headed for another nationwide lockdown you better plan some extra food threads to keep the narcissists irritated... it seems to do the trick.
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GeneralBeacon: Tom, considering your country may be headed for another nationwide lockdown you better plan some extra food threads to keep the narcissists irritated... it seems to do the trick.
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