Dress Code for People Over 50 ( Archived) (18)

Aug 16, 2007 5:48 PM CST Dress Code for People Over 50
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Dress Code for People Over

Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50 or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we
try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:


> 1. A nose ring and bifocals
> 2. Spiked hair and bald spots
> 3. A pierced tongue and dentures
> 4. Minis skirts and support hose
> 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
> 6. Speedo's and cellulite
> 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
> 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
> 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
> 10. Bikinis and liver spots
> 11. Short shorts and varicose veins
> 12. Inline skates and a walker

> And last, but not least . . . my personal favorite:

> 13. Thongs and Depends


rolling on the floor laughingDisclaimer: I hope No one has done this joke yet , If so I apoligize , Please do not attack me !! I did try to check and find out if I could if it has been done , thankyou!
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Aug 16, 2007 5:50 PM CST Dress Code for People Over 50
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
You been in my closet ?
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Aug 16, 2007 5:51 PM CST Dress Code for People Over 50
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing You are funny Paws thumbs up grin grin
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Aug 16, 2007 5:55 PM CST Dress Code for People Over 50
dawn777
dawn777dawn777akron, Ohio USA3 Threads 2,702 Posts
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Aug 16, 2007 5:56 PM CST Dress Code for People Over 50
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
So are you. And pretty as well. Score; mylife., 2. Paws 1.
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Aug 16, 2007 5:56 PM CST Dress Code for People Over 50
marie2
marie2marie2walterboro, USA25 Threads 693 Posts
doh thought I was gonna have to go through my closet..but all is good..thankscheers
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Aug 16, 2007 5:56 PM CST Dress Code for People Over 50
lorraine
lorrainelorraineDublin, Ireland104 Threads 2,717 Posts
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Aug 16, 2007 5:58 PM CST Dress Code for People Over 50
laughing out loud over that!

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Aug 16, 2007 5:59 PM CST Dress Code for People Over 50
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
I'd better get rid of the Doc Martins and my cane.
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Aug 16, 2007 6:00 PM CST Dress Code for People Over 50
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts
> 12. Inline skates and a walker.....

a pillow tied to your bottom is acceptable...Right?
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Aug 16, 2007 6:02 PM CST Dress Code for People Over 50
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Good one rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 16, 2007 6:03 PM CST Dress Code for People Over 50
dreamer_too
dreamer_toodreamer_tooTransplanted to, North Carolina USA4 Threads 208 Posts
I'm sorry but I don't see being 50 or over as being "Old Folks". rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Wow!!! I don't have clean out my closet either. Half that stuff I didn't know about until I hit 50.

Thanks for the laughter!!!
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Aug 16, 2007 6:16 PM CST Dress Code for People Over 50
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts
have a friend first time with them on, she had elbow& knee pads and helmet..

20 feet from her yard SPLAT right on the ol butt. Everyone was laughing while she was down there...who knew she fractured her talbone.

She said she place those inline skates in the trash when she returned from ER
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Aug 16, 2007 6:18 PM CST Dress Code for People Over 50
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Thankyou sweet Paws !hug
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Aug 16, 2007 6:19 PM CST Dress Code for People Over 50
HeatherHoney
HeatherHoneyHeatherHoneyMiddlesboro, Kentucky USA13 Threads 1,935 Posts
Great one MyLife...thanks!!

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Shewwwwwwwww I'm in the clear laugh
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Aug 16, 2007 6:21 PM CST Dress Code for People Over 50
bluem8e
bluem8ebluem8eBarstow, California USA2 Threads 540 Posts
> 1. A nose ring and bifocals







I always figuered the nose ring could help keep the glasses up LOLlaugh
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Aug 16, 2007 6:27 PM CST Dress Code for People Over 50
sassie431
sassie431sassie431southern, California USA45 Threads 500 Posts
Funny Thank you
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Aug 16, 2007 7:29 PM CST Dress Code for People Over 50
cherokeemoon
cherokeemooncherokeemoongrove, Oklahoma USA13 Threads 711 Posts
That is hilariousrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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