The Perfect Man: Does He Exist? (67)
hmmm where is this man!!
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and he must not be a BUSH fanatic......and I mean the man not the Band.....LMFAO>..........
Right Wing Conservatives can never be considered PERFECT Mitchell......
Right Wing Conservatives can never be considered PERFECT Mitchell......
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Hiya I agree with what you said but I just dont think the perfect man exists .........------ This thread is Archived ------
All the perfect men i thought were the one for me ended up treating me real bad 
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I guess that`s my kryptonite . Even Superman has his weakness. But I don`t consider myself to be right wing. 
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They hung him on a cross.....I am glad I am soooo imperfect!!
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damn being all those at the same time.....
he must be Jesus Christ
he must be Jesus Christ
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and look what being perfect got him....
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He shouldn`t have asked for directions.
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No such thing......------ This thread is Archived ------
Ain't thaqt classified as another odf mans shortcomings ...
Never asks for directions
Never asks for directions
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If you have a few minutes, let me tell you about the perfect man.
Once upon a time...
Once upon a time...
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THE WORLD’S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said, “NO!” And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said, “NO!” And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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My lifes a fairy tale...
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The World’s Shortest Fairy Tale from a females point of view.
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?” The girl said, “NO!” And the girl lived happily ever after and had intelligent conversations with her friends instead of having to feign interest in ice fishing and car engines, spent money on lavish, spectacular vacations and none on shotgun shells or fishing bait, got to go home and read after a movie date instead of having to listen to some half-educated ape give his malformed opinion on the plot, had nights of dancing and cocktail parties with nobody to apologize to because there was only cheese and crackers for supper.
The End
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?” The girl said, “NO!” And the girl lived happily ever after and had intelligent conversations with her friends instead of having to feign interest in ice fishing and car engines, spent money on lavish, spectacular vacations and none on shotgun shells or fishing bait, got to go home and read after a movie date instead of having to listen to some half-educated ape give his malformed opinion on the plot, had nights of dancing and cocktail parties with nobody to apologize to because there was only cheese and crackers for supper.
The End
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I'm close to perfect. However I can't define "close".
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yes he does exist
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1. Honest: "If he says he'll call, be there or not date other women, he calls, is there and remains faithful."
2. Supportive: "He's always pointing out the good things about me but he loves me for my faults too."
3. Funny: "He MUST have a good sense of humor!"
4. Caring: "He must remember to kiss you throughout the day."
5. Sensitive: "Sensitivity is key, but not to the point of being wimpy."
6. Loving: "He should be able to kiss away all his woman's pains and still manage to send chills down her spine when he does." -
7. Goal Oriented: "He should know what he wants and go for it. For example, my perfect man wanted me and got me!"
8. Handsome: "Good looking is important, inside as well as out!"
9. In touch with his feminine side: "He will watch Ally McBeal with me and not make sarcastic remarks."
10. Financially Stable: "He doesn't have to be rich, just financially responsible."
11. Fun: "He should be fun, exciting and somewhat spontaneous."
12. Independent: "He should take care of himself, mentally, physically and spiritually"
13. Cuddly: "He should hold you in bed at night when you are cold and not pull away even though he is sweating to death."
14. Good to His Mother: "He shouldn't cling to his mother's apron strings like a momma's boy, but he loves and respects her very much. My mother always said you can tell a lot about a man by the way he treats his mother."
15. Humble: "Must be willing to ask for directions!"
I`m the perfect man, except for the humility, I don`t mind getting misplaced, (lost) I enjoy a new adventure. So I never ask for directions.