If God was a woman (46)
What do you mean IF God was a woman?
Do you know what the word "Gossip" means? ....
It means, originally, "God speaking thru a woman".
When women gather and talk, they relate the intricasies of life.
It means, originally, "God speaking thru a woman".
When women gather and talk, they relate the intricasies of life.
If God was a woman.... she'd have given the job of having babies... to men!
Oh wouldn`t that have been wonderful to behold ... to watch his belly growing, and he knows that somehow, sometime, that bundle of humanity is going to have to exit his body, that his pelvic bones are going to lever themselves apart and expell that baby human down his birth canal.... out of his ......?
... .and then his breasts are going to ooze milk and he`s going to have this vacuum suctioning baby dragging at them every few hours... and his tummy covered in stretch marks, maybe his bum too, and maybe also his thighs.... and for the next few years he is never going to have a full nights sleep.....
.. So, now, instead of a beer-boep, he has to do sit-ups every morning to try and get his tummy flat again... before the next baby time!
.. and he cant go out jolling anymore, he has to sit with all the other MamaDaddys and discuss ways and means of burping the kid, the mysteries of colic, feeding formulas so he can return to work, and comparing birthing pains.....
... .and then his breasts are going to ooze milk and he`s going to have this vacuum suctioning baby dragging at them every few hours... and his tummy covered in stretch marks, maybe his bum too, and maybe also his thighs.... and for the next few years he is never going to have a full nights sleep.....
.. So, now, instead of a beer-boep, he has to do sit-ups every morning to try and get his tummy flat again... before the next baby time!
.. and he cant go out jolling anymore, he has to sit with all the other MamaDaddys and discuss ways and means of burping the kid, the mysteries of colic, feeding formulas so he can return to work, and comparing birthing pains.....
and he would get all those meaningful hugs
And women would loose their femininity .. their knockers , hormones and shave more often ... . These days , a lot of women already look and behave that way anyway . Turk , Russian ,and African husbands will become even ore popular 'Good for them'..We will take your money , your homes and chase you for child maintenance .. ' Picture our Rusty , Jacko and Earthman pregnant or worse , breast feeding their babies '
And the Big question .. Where would the baby come from ?
. These days , a lot of women already look and behave that way anyway . Turk , Russian ,and African husbands will become even ore popular 'Good for them'..We will take your money , your homes and chase you for child maintenance .. ' Picture our Rusty , Jacko and Earthman pregnant or worse , breast feeding their babies ' And the Big question .. Where would the baby come from ?
If God was a woman perhaps more men would be religious?!
Then most of all ,they would pray NOT to get pregnant,of course!
Then most of all ,they would pray NOT to get pregnant,of course!if god was a women the world would be perfect and in order just how they like it and as for man on his knees as usual asking forgivenes
This is a silly question. Of course God is a woman. All the ancients worshipped the Godess. The sun, moon, earth, water, trees, rocks ... they were all female.
Then the wheel turned, and women were relegated to being subservient, God was now a Man, and all things female became despised, wars, pestilence, technology, manipulation of nature, destruction of the environment.
But ... the wheel is still turning ..... and men are awakening to the restoration of their inner souls, where we all are needing the femininity of compassion, peace, harmony, and the gentler side of life.
Then the wheel turned, and women were relegated to being subservient, God was now a Man, and all things female became despised, wars, pestilence, technology, manipulation of nature, destruction of the environment.
But ... the wheel is still turning ..... and men are awakening to the restoration of their inner souls, where we all are needing the femininity of compassion, peace, harmony, and the gentler side of life.
The Goddess does not rule the world, She IS the world and
since She gave birth to us all, we have the potential to
reconnect with the spirit of Her
in all Her magnificent diversity.
An example of such devotion to the Goddess was seen within the actions of the people during the Church Council of Ephesus (432 AD).
Until Christianized, Ephesus had been a sacred city where the Divine Mother was worshiped by "all Asia and the world"
Acts 19:27 Her most famous Ephesus image had a torso covered with breasts, showing her ability to nurture the whole world. The people rioted in the streets demanding the worshipping of the Goddess be restored.
Sophia Goddess of Wisdom
Sophia is found throughout the wisdom books of the Bible. There are references to Her in the book of Proverbs. She is Wisdom Incarnate, the Goddess of all those who are wise.
Proverbs 8
1 Doth not wisdom cry? and understanding put forth her voice?
2 She standeth in the top of high places, by the way in the places of the paths.
3 She crieth at the gates, at the entry of the city, at the coming in at the doors.
4 Unto you, O men, I call; and my voice is to the sons of man.
5 O ye simple, understand wisdom: and, ye fools, be ye of an understanding heart.
6 Hear; for I will speak of excellent things; and the opening of my lips shall be right things.
7 For my mouth shall speak truth; and wickedness is an abomination to my lips.
8 All the words of my mouth are in righteousness; there is nothing froward or perverse in them.
9 They are all plain to him that understandeth, and right to them that find knowledge.
10 Receive my instruction, and not silver; and knowledge rather than choice gold.
11 For wisdom is better than rubies; and all the things that may be desired are not to be compared to it.
12 I wisdom dwell with prudence, and find out knowledge of witty inventions.
The Great Goddess appears in the Bible
as Ashtoreth, Anath, Asherah ... the Queen of Heaven.
Queen of Heaven
……..all the women that stood by, a great multitude, even all the people that dwelt in the land of Egypt…saying
We will certainly do whatsoever thing goeth forth out of our OWN mouth, to burn incense unto the Queen of Heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto her, as we have done, we, and our fathers, our kings and our princes, in the cities of Judah, and in the streets of Jerusalem, for then had we PLENTY of victuals, and were well, and SAW
Jeremiah 44:15-19
She was known as Ashtoreth in the “promise land.”
In Egypt she was known as the Goddess Isis or Hathor.
~Serpent~ - Cobra
-worn on forehead as the eye of wisdom
-a symbol of mystic insight and wisdom
-hieroglyphic sign for the word Goddess
-associated with healing and medicine
~Tree~ – Tree of Good and Evil
Deu 16:21
-called the sycamore or fig
-referenced with the Goddess Hathor of Egypt
-Referred to in the bible as the Goddess Ashtoreth (2 Kings 23:6)
~High Places~
-Built for Ashtoreth (II Kings 23:13)
~Groves~ - Garden
-Ordered to be cut down (Exodus 34:13)
-Yet Abram planted (Genesis 21:33)
Goddess Names in Bible
Ashtart – Judges 2:13
Ashtoreth – I King 11:5, 33
Ashtaroth – Judges 2:13, I Samuel 12:10
Queen of Heaven – Jeremiah 44:17
Diana/Artemis - Acts 19:24
Her Canaanite names were Asherah, Astarte, Ashtoreth. The people of the Old Testament, like everyone else in the near east, practiced Goddess worship.
The Old Testament is the record of the conquest and massacre of these people by nomadic patriarch Hebrew tribes, followers of a male sky/thunder/lightening God, who then set up their own bible God in the place of the Ancient Goddess.
There is endless proof - even if its tried to be denied and hidden
since She gave birth to us all, we have the potential to
reconnect with the spirit of Her
in all Her magnificent diversity.
An example of such devotion to the Goddess was seen within the actions of the people during the Church Council of Ephesus (432 AD).
Until Christianized, Ephesus had been a sacred city where the Divine Mother was worshiped by "all Asia and the world"
Acts 19:27 Her most famous Ephesus image had a torso covered with breasts, showing her ability to nurture the whole world. The people rioted in the streets demanding the worshipping of the Goddess be restored.
Sophia Goddess of Wisdom
Sophia is found throughout the wisdom books of the Bible. There are references to Her in the book of Proverbs. She is Wisdom Incarnate, the Goddess of all those who are wise.
Proverbs 8
1 Doth not wisdom cry? and understanding put forth her voice?
2 She standeth in the top of high places, by the way in the places of the paths.
3 She crieth at the gates, at the entry of the city, at the coming in at the doors.
4 Unto you, O men, I call; and my voice is to the sons of man.
5 O ye simple, understand wisdom: and, ye fools, be ye of an understanding heart.
6 Hear; for I will speak of excellent things; and the opening of my lips shall be right things.
7 For my mouth shall speak truth; and wickedness is an abomination to my lips.
8 All the words of my mouth are in righteousness; there is nothing froward or perverse in them.
9 They are all plain to him that understandeth, and right to them that find knowledge.
10 Receive my instruction, and not silver; and knowledge rather than choice gold.
11 For wisdom is better than rubies; and all the things that may be desired are not to be compared to it.
12 I wisdom dwell with prudence, and find out knowledge of witty inventions.
The Great Goddess appears in the Bible
as Ashtoreth, Anath, Asherah ... the Queen of Heaven.
Queen of Heaven
……..all the women that stood by, a great multitude, even all the people that dwelt in the land of Egypt…saying
We will certainly do whatsoever thing goeth forth out of our OWN mouth, to burn incense unto the Queen of Heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto her, as we have done, we, and our fathers, our kings and our princes, in the cities of Judah, and in the streets of Jerusalem, for then had we PLENTY of victuals, and were well, and SAW
Jeremiah 44:15-19
She was known as Ashtoreth in the “promise land.”
In Egypt she was known as the Goddess Isis or Hathor.
~Serpent~ - Cobra
-worn on forehead as the eye of wisdom
-a symbol of mystic insight and wisdom
-hieroglyphic sign for the word Goddess
-associated with healing and medicine
~Tree~ – Tree of Good and Evil
Deu 16:21
-called the sycamore or fig
-referenced with the Goddess Hathor of Egypt
-Referred to in the bible as the Goddess Ashtoreth (2 Kings 23:6)
~High Places~
-Built for Ashtoreth (II Kings 23:13)
~Groves~ - Garden
-Ordered to be cut down (Exodus 34:13)
-Yet Abram planted (Genesis 21:33)
Goddess Names in Bible
Ashtart – Judges 2:13
Ashtoreth – I King 11:5, 33
Ashtaroth – Judges 2:13, I Samuel 12:10
Queen of Heaven – Jeremiah 44:17
Diana/Artemis - Acts 19:24
Her Canaanite names were Asherah, Astarte, Ashtoreth. The people of the Old Testament, like everyone else in the near east, practiced Goddess worship.
The Old Testament is the record of the conquest and massacre of these people by nomadic patriarch Hebrew tribes, followers of a male sky/thunder/lightening God, who then set up their own bible God in the place of the Ancient Goddess.
There is endless proof - even if its tried to be denied and hidden
It's not always the MAN that gets taken to the cleaners Pete ... Just remember that if it will make you feel better ...
Also some "mistakes" are not "forgivable/forgettable" because the effect they have on the emotional quality of life of the person who has been hurt makes it almost impossible to bear on a day to day ... whilst the person who has inflicted the hurt finds it very easy to "move on" as of course they have no way of identifying with the magnitude of the wound they have inflicted not withstanding that they don't have to live with someone who is not "trustworthy"...
You want to try a new combination? Try being the person "being hurt" and being taken to the cleaners as well just to cap it all!!!!!!
Bitterness is a negative energy that prevents having a positive outlook on the future ...
So ...
Also some "mistakes" are not "forgivable/forgettable" because the effect they have on the emotional quality of life of the person who has been hurt makes it almost impossible to bear on a day to day ... whilst the person who has inflicted the hurt finds it very easy to "move on" as of course they have no way of identifying with the magnitude of the wound they have inflicted not withstanding that they don't have to live with someone who is not "trustworthy"...
You want to try a new combination? Try being the person "being hurt" and being taken to the cleaners as well just to cap it all!!!!!!
Bitterness is a negative energy that prevents having a positive outlook on the future ...
So ...
Well, I'm sure She would have provided him with the necessary parts.
no way... no way... I totally disagree there! God wouldn't have given away that pleasure to men, defenitely not.
the only reason we have that period is because we get the chance to have babies!
the only reason we have that period is because we get the chance to have babies!
this reminds me of a film which Arnold ..tried to act....
well I wonder how twinself you would have drew God since you are an Artist.,.I'm saying this with no disrespect...I
well I wonder how twinself you would have drew God since you are an Artist.,.I'm saying this with no disrespect...I
us men
But then,we'd still be back to Square One again,because the would still be Women and Men.
maybe Neither.That distinction might only hold true in the Physical Realm.
Suppose there is no Dualism at the Source?
Suppose there is no Dualism at the Source?
The word "gossip" originates from god-sib, the godparent of one's child or parent of one's godchildren ("god-sibling"; compare the possible cognate of sib: sabha), referring to a relationship of close friendship.
The Oxford English Dictionary traces the usage of godsib back as far as 1014.
The Oxford English Dictionary traces the usage of godsib back as far as 1014.
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Would she have spent more time chatting up the prophets ? Could anything have kept her quiet ..