Which are you ? ( Archived) (14)

Mar 19, 2006 9:24 AM CST Which are you ?
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts
An old Bull and a young Bull are up on the hill of the pasture, looking down on a herd of appealing cows.

the young bull says "what you say about running down and chasing those cows?

the old bull says " what you say I just walk down there and chase one?
Which best describe you.....

I could've used most any animal here ladies but since i'm an Taurus it only seem fitting to use this choice.
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Mar 19, 2006 9:44 AM CST Which are you ?
dvdmcm33
dvdmcm33dvdmcm33Tunbridge wells, Kent, England UK21 Threads 472 Posts
Lay money on you walking down then?.
i would run & beat you to it :-)
Dave
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Mar 19, 2006 10:00 AM CST Which are you ?
CrystalChica
CrystalChicaCrystalChicaGoose Bay, Newfoundland Canada20 Threads 146 Posts
BULL? lol... not a very pretty creature. I'd be the "Old Bull"... just want one bull, not the whole herd... I guess a bunch of bulls are a herd, I really don't know what term could be used there, as I've never seen a bull in person, and never ever a group of bulls... lol
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Mar 19, 2006 10:21 AM CST Which are you ?
cajunfroggy
cajunfroggycajunfroggyWaco, USA145 Threads 7,332 Posts
lmao
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Mar 19, 2006 10:25 AM CST Which are you ?
arabella
arabellaarabellaNear Farmington, Maine USA98 Threads 1 Polls 6,199 Posts
And the cows would be looking at both of them saying, "What is their problem?" LOL
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Mar 19, 2006 10:27 AM CST Which are you ?
southernbelle22
southernbelle22southernbelle22Victoria, Texas USA13 Threads 329 Posts
cause if you run and chase one they are all going to run!!!!duh!
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Mar 19, 2006 10:32 AM CST Which are you ?
Windygirl
WindygirlWindygirlDayton, Ohio USA21 Threads 1,846 Posts
And then what when they both catch a cow?

The old cow wants to talk to much, and the young cow will just stare in confusion.

They'd be better off to just head to the water trough.
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Mar 19, 2006 10:34 AM CST Which are you ?
Tumpa
TumpaTumpaottawa, Ontario Canada88 Threads 7,091 Posts
I have the horns. No bull.
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Mar 19, 2006 12:02 PM CST Which are you ?
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts
gotta love these forums so many perspectives...LOL
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Mar 19, 2006 8:09 PM CST Which are you ?
Optional
OptionalOptional8013, Canterbury New Zealand14 Threads 182 Posts
I would turn to the other bull and suggest that if he's really keen so am I and why bother the cows?:)
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Mar 20, 2006 7:34 AM CST Which are you ?
TooHottTiger
TooHottTigerTooHottTigerSevierville, USA1 Threads 9 Posts
Ummmmmmm being FEMALE I guess I am the cow????
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Mar 20, 2006 7:53 AM CST Which are you ?
fucina
fucinafucinaJacksonville, Florida USA5 Threads 129 Posts
I think the story goes::

The young bull says lets run down the hill and screw one of the cows, the old bull says lets walk down and screw them all.

Old Bull Here~~~~~~~~
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Mar 20, 2006 8:15 AM CST Which are you ?
dixrog
dixrogdixrogNorton, Virginia USA54 Threads 1,974 Posts
lol, with age comes wisdom

;)
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Mar 20, 2006 2:11 PM CST Which are you ?
zdeadmanwalking
zdeadmanwalkingzdeadmanwalkingbowling green, Kentucky USA235 Threads 3,011 Posts
some man cannot handle the 1 woman they have nor does he understand her.what makes him think in his right mind that he can take all of them on.i had a friend 1 time who thought he could handle 6 of them at 1 time.he made a mistake when he thought he could do it.he made another mistake when he didn't know all 6 was friends and they knew him.now as womans does they was talking 1 about and yes the subject of boyfriends came up.yes they started puting 2 and 2 togther and came up to what was going on.so they laid out a plan for him 1 night he got a phone call of 1 of them told him to come over.he went over and when he walked to the house all 6 beaten the living hell out of him.after it happen he came over my house and told me what happen.i just sit there laughing at him and saying i told him so.man really does not understand how smart they are.but it will be a lot better if a man finds 1 woman to make happy,to spend the rest of his life loving her.do everything he can to make her happy.keep her safe from harm and not worrying about what someone else has.understand what he has and not do nothing to lose it and once he loses it he wish he had it back.to understand as he is holding her in his arms,feeling her heart beat against his.looking into her eyes understanding he is looking into the eyes of the a angel sent from heaven just for him.she is not no angel than why is she with you when no one else would have you
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