A man needs a maid (96)
So does a woman, hon!
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I need a man to cook for me 
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Well if you didnt live so far away,
maybe we could do a deal here.
maybe we could do a deal here.
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I am deaf of one ear...What you say?
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Ooo Pearl.. great idea.. me too!
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I found this little poem lol
Don't get mad guys, just a joke ..lol
Man of my dreams come knock at my door
I've waited…and waited…can't wait any more
Don't matter if you are bald or black or blonde
Don't matter if you can't serenade with a song
Your own teeth or false one's, I couldn't care a damn
Tall or short, on a big box you could stand
Though there is one thing on my criteria
That comes first in my book
Something you must be proficient in
The ability to wash, clean and cook
A male maid is what I am seeking
Lunch and dinner laid out on a tray
And if you are extremely lucky
Some days I will let you out to play!
Don't get mad guys, just a joke ..lol
Man of my dreams come knock at my door
I've waited…and waited…can't wait any more
Don't matter if you are bald or black or blonde
Don't matter if you can't serenade with a song
Your own teeth or false one's, I couldn't care a damn
Tall or short, on a big box you could stand
Though there is one thing on my criteria
That comes first in my book
Something you must be proficient in
The ability to wash, clean and cook
A male maid is what I am seeking
Lunch and dinner laid out on a tray
And if you are extremely lucky
Some days I will let you out to play!
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I was gonna suggest that you come round here and be my maid, Graham......
I don't honestly think much house-work would get done though...??
I don't honestly think much house-work would get done though...??
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Ooo- err! 
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I certainly need a maid,books,newspapers,plates all on the dining room floor, i get around to cleaning up about a day our two later
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You need too much things, don't you think so?
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Yes,will you be my maid
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Do you think I can be your maid really?
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No maid needed I can do it all myself and I mean all 
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All these offers from far away.
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I don't know,I'll do the cooking and you can do the cleaning
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Poor you
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What's the matter sweetheart
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The sweetheart is not agree 
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I've decided, a man needs a maid.
Just someone to do his housework
and go away.
As Neil Young once said.