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Things I don't like; hammers, nails, crosses, anyone with the username Judas.
My ideal match; she must be a virgin. She would enjoy washing my feet at the end of a long day. She would be capable of an immaculate conception.
Please don't mail or IM me. Simply kneel and speak to me. I'll hear you.