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Nov 23, 2007 7:52 PM CST Jesus on CS.
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
I like long walks on the water. I enjoy fishing and quelling storms. I enjoy good wine if given the right water. I'm a fair carpenter but rather sit around and discuss heavenly matters with older people. I enjoy the "above you", threads, since they really pertain to me. I like raising subjects, like the dead. I can do wonders with a loaf of bread, throw in a fish and Wow, dinner for thousands.

Things I don't like; hammers, nails, crosses, anyone with the username Judas.

My ideal match; she must be a virgin. She would enjoy washing my feet at the end of a long day. She would be capable of an immaculate conception.

Please don't mail or IM me. Simply kneel and speak to me. I'll hear you.
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Nov 23, 2007 7:56 PM CST Jesus on CS.
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
I missed the header....at first I thought you were Bill Clintondoh
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Nov 23, 2007 8:11 PM CST Jesus on CS.
Ambrose2007
Ambrose2007Ambrose2007BFE, South Dakota USA67 Threads 10 Polls 8,881 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up A true saint, if there ever was one!
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Nov 23, 2007 8:13 PM CST Jesus on CS.
Eupho
EuphoEuphoWild Wild South West, England UK49 Threads 12 Polls 6,581 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 23, 2007 8:17 PM CST Jesus on CS.
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
PLEASE put the crack pipe away devil frustrated















grin
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Nov 23, 2007 8:26 PM CST Jesus on CS.
tallnthin
tallnthintallnthinValrico, Florida USA1 Threads 30 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 23, 2007 8:28 PM CST Jesus on CS.
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
Out of courtesy to PAWS....please ignor the past 6 posts and let the original intent of the post return.


Sorry for the disruptionmoping
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Nov 23, 2007 8:29 PM CST Jesus on CS.
cherokeemoon
cherokeemooncherokeemoongrove, Oklahoma USA13 Threads 711 Posts
NOT!Uneed to take a vacation.rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 23, 2007 8:30 PM CST Jesus on CS.
constanza
constanzaconstanzaLA, California USA28 Threads 1 Polls 5,159 Posts
Paws, Paws, Paws; this is no good.sad
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Nov 23, 2007 8:30 PM CST Jesus on CS.
thewall2
thewall2thewall2montreal, Quebec Canada61 Threads 10,499 Posts
you called?professor
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Nov 23, 2007 9:08 PM CST Jesus on CS.
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
C'mon, god had a sense of humour, he created us didn't he ?
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Nov 23, 2007 9:10 PM CST Jesus on CS.
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
Actually, 2 microbes bumped into each other, I think? doh
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Nov 23, 2007 9:12 PM CST Jesus on CS.
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
I've already cleared it with god. He said go ahead, post it.
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Nov 23, 2007 9:15 PM CST Jesus on CS.
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
Odd, Christians are afraid of hell. Muslims never mention hell, yet we believe in the same god. Look it up.
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Nov 23, 2007 9:19 PM CST Jesus on CS.
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
Thank you. A man that thinks.
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Nov 23, 2007 9:23 PM CST Jesus on CS.
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
To Indy, a man among men (and women) I love the fact that you stand alone and think for yourself. Very rare.
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Nov 23, 2007 9:43 PM CST Jesus on CS.
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
.......yeah,but it sure gets lonely. laugh

I have the innate ability to piss people off by pointing out the obvious...at least obvious to me. Coming to realize I'm not well liked on here...but life is what it is.

Fortunately, or unfortunately....what one sees is what they get with me. Sometimes it ain't purdy. laugh My other big flaw is my "ability" to find humor in almost any situation. It may be a curse?

Hence~~~~~ I'm single


(checked for typos)

We probably agree on very little....but in the same vein, you speak your piece and I realize where you're coming from~~~ it works. wink
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Nov 23, 2007 11:51 PM CST Jesus on CS.
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
Hell, I killed another thread.......... frustrated frustrated frustrated
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