If Santa was real and answered his letters... (11)
I found it funny, but then I'm fairly warped... 
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Dear Fellfrosch,
I don't believe in Santa, but I know that you're real.
May I have a Fellfrosch for Xmas ?
I don't believe in Santa, but I know that you're real.
May I have a Fellfrosch for Xmas ?
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But Santa IS real!!!
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of course he is
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fellfrosch........ have you ever read the tolkien book " letters to father christmas"?
tolkien would send his kids a letter every year from father christmas, and the letters were full of stories about elves and polar bears and fantastic adventures, all beautifully illustrated
all got put into a book, and agreat read for kids and adults
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No, I have never read this. Only Lord of the rings.
Maybe I should read this next.
Maybe I should read this next.
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I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben good boy all yeer.
YeR FReND,
BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawn care specialist. How 'bout I send you a book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger, at least HE can spell!
Santa
* Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love, Sarah
Dear Sarah,
You're parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
* Dear Santa,
I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck. Please, I
really really want a fire truck this year!
Love, Joey
Dear Joey,
Let me make it up to you. While you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house You'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with.
Santa
* Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love, Teddy
Dear Teddy,
What, and ruin that hot affair your dad's still having with the baby-sitter? He's banging her like a screen door in a hurricane, son! Let me get you some nice Legos instead.
Santa