Women's Point System ( Archived) (37)

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.

Do something she likes & you get points. Do something she dislikes & points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system...



Simple Duties
You make the bed...................................................+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows..........0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets........................-1
You leave the toilet seat up.......................................-5
You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty...................0
When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex........-1
When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom..-2
You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light pantyliners with wings.......+5
But return with beer...............................................-5
You check out a suspicious noise at night...........................0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing...................0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something................+5
You pummel it with a six iron.....................................+10
It's her father...................................................-10



Your Physique
You develop a noticeable potbelly...........-15
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it...+10
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts..........-5



Finances
You spend a lot of money on something impractical............-5
Something she can't use...................-10
Such as a motorized model airplane..............-20
And she got a small appliance for her birthday.............-40



Driving
You lost the directions on a trip..............-4
You lost the directions and end up getting lost..............-10
You end up getting lost in a bad part of town........-15
You get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals up close and personal.........-25
You know them.........-60



The Big Question
She asks, "Do I look fat?".................-5
(Sensitive questions always start with a deficit)
You hesitate in responding............-10
You reply, "Where?"...........-35



Communication
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression......0
When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes..........+5
You listen for more than 30 min. without looking at the TV........+10
She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep.............-20

Social Engagements
You stay by her side the entire party..........0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy........-2
Named Tiffany....................-4
Tiffany is a dancer...................-6
Tiffany has implants...................-8
When mingling, you hold your mate's hand and gaze at her lovingly...........+1
When mingling, you introduce her as "the ol' ball and chain" and pat her on the rump..........-5
When your mate points toward a hot-looking woman and asks you if you think she is attractive, you say, "Yes, but nowhere near as attractive as you"................+1
When your mate points to a woman and asks if you think she's attractive, you say, "Yeah, but she's lousy in bed"......-6
That woman is her sister....................-90
You have one drink, and that's it................0
You have more than a few & perform the tango with a poodle.........-2
You have a lot of drinks, vaguely remember being fingerprinted....-18

OMG !!!! Makes me feel like we harass men ..

Minus 6, 857, 391 and I haven't even met her (yet)..

You scare me... but I love you.

I feel empowered already !!!

ME????????????????

Still want to know why on line dating doesn’t always work? And why the divorce rate is increasing in the United States of America?

Your Physique

You develop flabby thighs .... 0

You develop exercise to get rid of it .... +10

You complain about your weight .... -10

You complain about your weight while eating ice cream .... -20

You don't ask if he thinks you're fat .... +20

You dress to flatter yourself, no matter what your weight is .... +30

You dress in tight clothing .... +10

And the fat rolls out .... -50

Finances

You forego something expensive to save money .... +20

You spend a lot of money on something impractical .... -15

Something he can't use .... -20

An expensive decoration .... -30

And it's tacky .... -50

Driving

You get the directions for a trip .... +4

You get the wrong directions for a trip .... -10

You forget to mention an exit .... -15

Because you were too busy checking your makeup .... -20

The Big Question

You ask, "Do I look fat?" .... -25

You get mad if he answers .... -30

You get mad if he doesn't answer .... -40

Communication

When he wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression .... 0