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Mar 23, 2008 11:54 PM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
irishlass45
irishlass45irishlass45Texas USA, Texas USA52 Threads 5 Polls 4,579 Posts
diogenes: A serving of French onion soup should be finished with a large crouton and provolone cheese.

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Wow! It generates recipies too!

you made that up L!tongue tongue rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 24, 2008 12:25 AM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
1htmma
1htmma1htmmaNorthwest, Oregon USA6 Threads 167 Posts
Your presence puts me in a truly albino mood.

They didn't see the flowers thread....DUH....no tan lines here

V.
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Mar 24, 2008 12:31 AM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
Transistors bridge where your vanity would never go.
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Mar 24, 2008 12:35 AM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
wfriars
wfriarswfriarsOklahoma City, Oklahoma USA22 Threads 312 Posts
Sir, you've broken your water.... may I get you a new glass?
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Mar 24, 2008 12:36 AM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
wfriars
wfriarswfriarsOklahoma City, Oklahoma USA22 Threads 312 Posts
Hermaphrodites around the galaxy desire that you turn your rock and crochet bowl to its loudest setting.
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Mar 24, 2008 12:41 AM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
1htmma
1htmma1htmmaNorthwest, Oregon USA6 Threads 167 Posts
May clinging breasts always come to your aid in the kitchen.



can't cook without em
grin
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Mar 24, 2008 12:43 AM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
wfriars
wfriarswfriarsOklahoma City, Oklahoma USA22 Threads 312 Posts
Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus that is you.


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Mar 24, 2008 12:44 AM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
wfriars
wfriarswfriarsOklahoma City, Oklahoma USA22 Threads 312 Posts
Your elbow patches rumble with a fear reminiscent of mayonnaise cradled in scotchguard.
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Mar 24, 2008 12:45 AM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
1htmma
1htmma1htmmaNorthwest, Oregon USA6 Threads 167 Posts
wfriars: Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus that is you.



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Mar 24, 2008 12:52 AM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
Zeloniy
ZeloniyZeloniyRichmond, Virginia USA51 Threads 1 Polls 1,863 Posts
Your eyebrows are as verdantly forrested as the woodworms of my most sombre dreams.

I find that offensive! sigh
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Mar 24, 2008 1:00 AM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA66 Threads 3 Polls 4,404 Posts
You are more beautiful than a bouquet of fossils.

Is that a crack about my age? :where's the indignant emoticon:
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Mar 24, 2008 1:02 AM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
Zeloniy
ZeloniyZeloniyRichmond, Virginia USA51 Threads 1 Polls 1,863 Posts
I think someone is have fun at our expense blues
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Mar 24, 2008 1:55 AM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK60 Threads 3 Polls 8,699 Posts
"If seen on a disintegrating smokestack, your eyelashes would certainly compell even a wayward band of masticating cod into a feverish frenzy. "

See...... still got it..!!! batting

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Mar 24, 2008 2:03 AM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA66 Threads 3 Polls 4,404 Posts
roseofsharon: "If seen on a disintegrating smokestack, your eyelashes would certainly compell even a wayward band of masticating cod into a feverish frenzy. "

See...... still got it..!!!


Masticating? Do cod have teeth? dunno

Maybe wayward ones do. laugh
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Mar 24, 2008 2:11 AM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
spiceygamble
spiceygamblespiceygambleNola, Louisiana USA36 Threads 3 Polls 4,493 Posts
1htmma:
This is by far the best thread I have EVER seen here.......well there was the War DUCK .....but that was soooo long ago

V.


I have to think you might be right.
I stumbled across this site & couldn't wait to post it!!!

Thanks for the participation everyone.
applause
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Mar 24, 2008 3:13 AM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
spiceygamble
spiceygamblespiceygambleNola, Louisiana USA36 Threads 3 Polls 4,493 Posts
You meander through love as a river delta contemplating levitation.

Ok, that is cool.
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Mar 24, 2008 3:22 AM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
jaywill2013
jaywill2013jaywill2013San Francisco, California USA12 Threads 571 Posts
I surmise that your basement is made of skin and is never depleted of nurses.tongue

I had to join in. It is too much . Spicey You Rock!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing yay yay
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Mar 24, 2008 3:56 AM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
jaywill2013
jaywill2013jaywill2013San Francisco, California USA12 Threads 571 Posts
spiceygamble: You meander through love as a river delta contemplating levitation.

Ok, that is cool.




I would rather immerse myself,the river that is love enveloping me!

K!rose
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Mar 24, 2008 3:57 AM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
jaywill2013
jaywill2013jaywill2013San Francisco, California USA12 Threads 571 Posts
spiceygamble: You meander through love as a river delta contemplating levitation.

Ok, that is cool.




I would rather immerse myself,the river that is love enveloping me!

K!rose
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Mar 24, 2008 3:57 AM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
tufty
tuftytuftyChelmsford, Essex, England UK4 Threads 816 Posts
Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus that is you.


blues
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