The surrealism compliment generator... (120)
rwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA17 Threads 8,924 PostsYou are as orange as a congeleen afro curled around the bony edges of a silver spoon expressing its innermost desires for a lime-based detergent.
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Fighting for the liberty of the fruit tree tastes nothing like the glint of Sagittarius rounding itself around your uvula. I know the time will soon arrive when we will see people manufactured in crates and sieves of glass.
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I relentlessly desire your custard tongue between my eyelids.
*shudder...
*shudder...
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You look like someone who has lunched poorly and who has no expectations for dinner.
No, not you!
No, not you!
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Your soul contains all that is found in insects, pigs and vermin.
Funny, I was just saying this very thing to a guy form Jersey the other day.
Funny, I was just saying this very thing to a guy form Jersey the other day.
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Anyone speak French? lol
"La pluie de vos insultes n'atteint pas le parapluie de mon indifference."
was followed by
"Your fingers staple pine nuts into everything you touch."
I must have some strong fingers!
"La pluie de vos insultes n'atteint pas le parapluie de mon indifference."
was followed by
"Your fingers staple pine nuts into everything you touch."
I must have some strong fingers!
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You mutter such objects of equine delight that the mind's ability to sew slices of mordant ivory becomes tamed with visions of Tamils in Constantinople.
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spiceygamble: You mutter such objects of equine delight that the mind's ability to sew slices of mordant ivory becomes tamed with visions of Tamils in Constantinople.
I tried sending u an email...couldnt...wish I could hun...
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How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
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Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire.
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As the bile slowly rises in my incandescent eluxulator, your mere presence has a calming effect upon my rabies.
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Many sausages have known things before you had time to react.
WTF?
WTF?
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You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects.
Addicting...
Addicting...
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Zeloniy: You have the patience of a trilobite.
and I was about to complain about copy & pasting URL...
and I was about to complain about copy & pasting URL...
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Zeloniy: The perils of your eyelashes torture my libido into a state of crass belief in Roman Catholicism.
Not the first time I hear that.
Not the first time I hear that.
LMAO
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alabamabebe: I love your eyes, but only with ketchup.
Ewwww, I love it!
Ewwww, I love it!
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"The holes in your earloabs ever make me think fondly of the pock-marked landscapes upon the lunar surface."
I had no idea..
I had no idea..
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Legions of Communists worship your robust cannabalism of Capitalists clad in junk mail suits.
Um does this sound a little scary to anyone else???
Um does this sound a little scary to anyone else???
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Your dashingly colored toupee twists my right boot into a state of ennui with the speed and dexterity of many lemon meringue-coated conquistadors.
Ah, I have a toupee now!!!
Ah, I have a toupee now!!!
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casie1600: Your dashingly colored toupee twists my right boot into a state of ennui with the speed and dexterity of many lemon meringue-coated conquistadors.
Ah, I have a toupee now!!!
Ah, I have a toupee now!!!
Don't you just love it
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