The surrealism compliment generator... (120)
Demonize your sofa. It will lend forth more peanuts between the cushions.
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As the bile slowly rises in my incandescent eluxulator, your mere presence has a calming effect upon my rabies.
Cool, you keep me from not only wanting to hurl... but from wanting to insanely kill, too.
Cool, you keep me from not only wanting to hurl... but from wanting to insanely kill, too.
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Your beautiful bulgarian bricks stack like the thousand eyes of Estonian potatos, peering amid fuzzy dreams of corrugated cardboard.
Uhhh... Ok!
Uhhh... Ok!
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Your ideas are as fresh and new as an agatized stromatolite.
Wow, uncanny! (In a perversely obtuse sort of way.)
Wow, uncanny! (In a perversely obtuse sort of way.)
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Your eyebrows are as verdantly forrested as the woodworms of my most sombre dreams.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight then
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight then
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Ever do your tears shed forth an peal of epidermal thunder!
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wow i like this one
My pathological scar desires to cite poetry through the ruddied girth of your soul!
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My pathological scar desires to cite poetry through the ruddied girth of your soul!
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Your raw sensuality flusters me as the dog sneezes into the ventilation fan.
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So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsickle
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The holes in your earloabs ever make me think fondly of the pock-marked landscapes upon the lunar surface.
Ah, the moon, could there be a more romantic comparison???
Ah, the moon, could there be a more romantic comparison???
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May you ever have naked women to toss tiny pickels an coo in oblivious delight at your witty urbane opener of foreign post.
Lucky me!
Lucky me!
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I love your eyes, but only with ketchup.
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Your cleverness ferments meat without the need of oxygen.
*note to self... when meat is soft, be clever.
*note to self... when meat is soft, be clever.
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My eyelids belch with effluvial afterthoughts when you tease me with gelatin and congealed chicken rinds.
this sounds rather nasty!!
this sounds rather nasty!!
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ltlmstrouble: My eyelids belch with effluvial afterthoughts when you tease me with gelatin and congealed chicken rinds.
this sounds rather nasty!!
this sounds rather nasty!!
An eyelid belching??? Now, that I've gotta see...!!
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Your pharyngeal hair tickles the divine underbelly of my terrestrial erector set with saponifying liquors.
(yeah, I still got it)
(yeah, I still got it)
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Sooo... I can make crack heads go into a coma?
OOohhh... Handy in the ghetto.