The surrealism compliment generator... (120)
DetenteNorth West, England UK48 Threads 1 Polls 2,742 PostsYour face does bend even the most anorexic mirror into a sensuous playground of muscular spasms.
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You blink thrice warned that I can but think of the eyebrows of Richard Nixon covering a hostess of furry twinkies...
ewwwwwwwww
ewwwwwwwww
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Your cleverness ferments meat without the need of oxygen 
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Your eyes are much like milky pools of pantyhose.
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Your tears evoke a taste as memorable as honey.
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The expansion (and resultant rapid cooling) of your consecrated culotte sings the golden turnip with the mulatto touch-typist in my pants
...wtf????
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You do dine so emergently that sanguine trepidation overcomes the house-staff.
I guess I'll find this out...
I guess I'll find this out...
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Your unexpected explosion entangles us in a web of premature umbrellas and precocious timepieces.
Wow.
Sorry. I love new toys...
Wow.
Sorry. I love new toys...
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So precisely, your head fits into the smallest of diameters.
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Hugz_n_Kissez: So precisely, your head fits into the smallest of diameters.
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How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
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rwantin: Saving that one for future reference.
I don't blame ya...It's a good one!!!!!!!
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My pathological scar desires to cite poetry through the ruddied girth of your soul!
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I love your eyes, but only with ketchup.
Ewwww, I love it!
Ewwww, I love it!
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You move with the eloquence of disintegrating fuselage.
Cute...
Cute...
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Your presence reminds one of a blind jackal, eternally dependent upon misguided archbishops to provide instruction in bowling.
I love this thing. Thank you 
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Me too, what's with all the bowling references. 
Woods nymphs sprinkle your path with bowling balls while you dance and prowl in the sequined moonlight with leftover heads of lettuce.
Woods nymphs sprinkle your path with bowling balls while you dance and prowl in the sequined moonlight with leftover heads of lettuce.
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May bathtubs overflow on your offspring.
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