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Mar 23, 2008 10:49 PM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
j_goose71
j_goose71j_goose71Over there, USA43 Threads 4 Polls 849 Posts
Soft sausages would gladly procreate in the bathwater of your verisimilitude
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Mar 23, 2008 10:50 PM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
j_goose71: Soft sausages would gladly procreate in the bathwater of your verisimilitude


HA HA

Goose got a limp wiener
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Mar 23, 2008 10:51 PM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
Uw oren zijn als vliegende schotels.

I can only hope it means something good!!!!!!!...roll eyes help laugh
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Mar 23, 2008 10:51 PM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
irishlass45
irishlass45irishlass45Texas USA, Texas USA52 Threads 5 Polls 4,579 Posts
Your intelligence is equal to the smoothness of a walnut shell.
I don't think I like that!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 23, 2008 10:51 PM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 Posts
diogenes: HA HA

Goose got a limp wiener


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Mar 23, 2008 10:54 PM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA17 Threads 8,924 Posts
I should welcome flagellation by your ovoviviparous torso.

There's one to use at the pub!
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Mar 23, 2008 10:56 PM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
Your intelligence attains the grand summation of molecular motion at absolute zero.


Wait...somehow I think that was an insult!!!!!!!!!!!!



uh oh roll eyes laugh
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Mar 23, 2008 11:02 PM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
1htmma
1htmma1htmmaNorthwest, Oregon USA6 Threads 167 Posts
I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon as the minutemen stand before me with their phallic gums aimed and loaded..


So am I supposed to surrender to a man (group of men?) in the hoizon that stand before me with their penises aimed and loaded???

thinking I should get dictionary....................................................got one .......yep thats it.

hmmmmmm


V.
jaw drop
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Mar 23, 2008 11:08 PM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
Ha Ha Minutemen
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Mar 23, 2008 11:10 PM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
You are as dazzling as a pregnant cow attired in electrical sockets.


Now I'm a cow..this isn't doing much for the self-esteem here!!!!!!!



roll eyes blushing laugh
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Mar 23, 2008 11:11 PM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
irishlass45
irishlass45irishlass45Texas USA, Texas USA52 Threads 5 Polls 4,579 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Your intelligence attains the grand summation of molecular motion at absolute zero. Wait...somehow I think that was an insult!!!!!!!!!!!!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Me thinks somebody is having a good laugh at unsuspecting victims,,,,US!rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 23, 2008 11:12 PM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
irishlass45: Me thinks somebody is having a good laugh at unsuspecting victims,,,,US!


I think so too...laugh
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Mar 23, 2008 11:12 PM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
Me thinks thou talketh funny.
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Mar 23, 2008 11:15 PM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
May you always be as vivid as your hallucinations.


Now that one I like....laugh
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Mar 23, 2008 11:18 PM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
irishlass45
irishlass45irishlass45Texas USA, Texas USA52 Threads 5 Polls 4,579 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: May you always be as vivid as your hallucinations. Now that one I like....

freaking yea!!!head banger I can't believe you went back for seconds on this,I think i will duck low while the shooting is still going on!rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 23, 2008 11:21 PM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA17 Threads 8,924 Posts
Funny, I was just thinking of this the other day...

Certainly your trout are more proseperous to vaccuum than the flying coachmen of Czar Nicholai!
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Mar 23, 2008 11:22 PM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
irishlass45
irishlass45irishlass45Texas USA, Texas USA52 Threads 5 Polls 4,579 Posts
rwantin: Funny, I was just thinking of this the other day...

Certainly your trout are more proseperous to vaccuum than the flying coachmen of Czar Nicholai!

laugh is that in a recipe?rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 23, 2008 11:24 PM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
Your ear-splitting sequels have a mind of their own.


And just what is this one trying to say????...roll eyes dunno laugh
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Mar 23, 2008 11:39 PM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
1htmma
1htmma1htmmaNorthwest, Oregon USA6 Threads 167 Posts
Seven donkeys and a concubine cannot compare with the tarnished sheen left in your path of combustion.


This is by far the best thread I have EVER seen here.......well there was the War DUCK .....but that was soooo long ago

V.
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Mar 23, 2008 11:50 PM CST The surrealism compliment generator...
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
A serving of French onion soup should be finished with a large crouton and provolone cheese.

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Wow! It generates recipies too!
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