Dio's Secret Public Journal (321)
diogenes: Hey Journal,
Want to know an easy way to have fun for hours? Grab some superglue, and a quarter, then follow me to the mall. Okay...all we have to do is put a little dab of supeglue on the quarter, then we discreetly stick it to the floor. Now we just sit over on that bench, and watch people try to pick up the coin. This is hilarious Journal, trust me. You'll be amazed at how badly some people want that quarter.Ha Ha See Ya
Want to know an easy way to have fun for hours? Grab some superglue, and a quarter, then follow me to the mall. Okay...all we have to do is put a little dab of supeglue on the quarter, then we discreetly stick it to the floor. Now we just sit over on that bench, and watch people try to pick up the coin. This is hilarious Journal, trust me. You'll be amazed at how badly some people want that quarter.Ha Ha See Ya
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Xtabentun: you're bad!
look who's talkin'
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laura225: guilty as charged
Not so many ppl could do what you've done for this child
so sad
Not so many ppl could do what you've done for this child
so sad
Thanks, Laura That makes me feel better
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Dear Journal,
Remember when I told you how we often use the restroom outside. Well here's another funny story about that...
I made pee pee on the ground near a truck. Then this guy came by, and I stood there looking at the puddle with a curious look. I stopped the guy and said, "Hey, what is that? I think this unit is leaking coolant."
You know how dudes are sometimes know-it-all-Mr. Fix-its? Yeah? Well he squats down to dip his finger in it and sniff it. (It's the standard fluid on the ground test). Anyway, I stopped him before he actually did, but Dang it that's funny!
Hey, Journal if you try that on somebody, you better not say that you got the idea from me!
Catch you later
Remember when I told you how we often use the restroom outside. Well here's another funny story about that...
I made pee pee on the ground near a truck. Then this guy came by, and I stood there looking at the puddle with a curious look. I stopped the guy and said, "Hey, what is that? I think this unit is leaking coolant."
You know how dudes are sometimes know-it-all-Mr. Fix-its? Yeah? Well he squats down to dip his finger in it and sniff it.
(It's the standard fluid on the ground test). Anyway, I stopped him before he actually did, but Dang it that's funny!Hey, Journal if you try that on somebody, you better not say that you got the idea from me!
Catch you later
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woo hoo!!
My knight in shining armour
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Dear Journal,
I'm so sorry. I have been neglecting you, I know. I don't have a good excuse. Please forgive me.
I'm so sorry. I have been neglecting you, I know. I don't have a good excuse. Please forgive me.
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diogenes: Dear Journal,
I'm so sorry. I have been neglecting you, I know. I don't have a good excuse. Please forgive me.
I'm so sorry. I have been neglecting you, I know. I don't have a good excuse. Please forgive me.
Welcome back Dio...
Where have you been?
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In my skin,
A single guy jumped out,
And a comitted guy jumped in,
Until he was told,
"Let's just be friends."
A single guy jumped out,
And a comitted guy jumped in,
Until he was told,
"Let's just be friends."
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diogenes: In my skin,
A single guy jumped out,
And a comitted guy jumped in,
Until he was told,
"Let's just be friends."
hello darlin A single guy jumped out,
And a comitted guy jumped in,
Until he was told,
"Let's just be friends."
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morgan5: hello darlin good to see you
You think this is good.....You should see me naked.
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diogenes: In my skin,
A single guy jumped out,
And a comitted guy jumped in,
Until he was told,
"Let's just be friends."
A single guy jumped out,
And a comitted guy jumped in,
Until he was told,
"Let's just be friends."
Been down that road...sorry.
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diogenes: You think this is good.....You should see me naked.
promises,promises 
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mbcasey: Been down that road...sorry.
Don't be sorry friend.
I've always said that every experience of love is valuable, no matter how it ends.
It would be kind of hypocritical to cry about it now....
Besides, it wasn't exactly like that, I just said that because it rhymes.
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Dear Journal,
If you like your eggs over medium, then let me give you some advice. Cook your own eggs!
It's mind boggling. How is it that soooooo many cooks find it difficult to make eggs medium?
It is extremely rare to go someplace for breakfast, order your eggs over medium, and actually get you eggs over medium. Why do they always come to the table runny? Eggs are one of the easiest things in the world to cook! Jimmeny Christmas Journal!
I don't know about you Journal, but I'd rather have my eggs fried hard than runny, and I'm just sayin'......I'm just sayin' that if there are any short order cooks out there reading this....first of all, this public journal is SECRET! And, second, maybe you should be reading a cookbook instead!
Peace Out Journal
If you like your eggs over medium, then let me give you some advice. Cook your own eggs!
It's mind boggling. How is it that soooooo many cooks find it difficult to make eggs medium?
It is extremely rare to go someplace for breakfast, order your eggs over medium, and actually get you eggs over medium. Why do they always come to the table runny? Eggs are one of the easiest things in the world to cook! Jimmeny Christmas Journal!
I don't know about you Journal, but I'd rather have my eggs fried hard than runny, and I'm just sayin'......I'm just sayin' that if there are any short order cooks out there reading this....first of all, this public journal is SECRET! And, second, maybe you should be reading a cookbook instead!
Peace Out Journal
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diogenes: Dear Journal,
If you like your eggs over medium, then let me give you some advice. Cook your own eggs!
It's mind boggling. How is it that soooooo many cooks find it difficult to make eggs medium?
It is extremely rare to go someplace for breakfast, order your eggs over medium, and actually get you eggs over medium. Why do they always come to the table runny? Eggs are one of the easiest things in the world to cook! Jimmeny Christmas Journal!
I don't know about you Journal, but I'd rather have my eggs fried hard than runny, and I'm just sayin'......I'm just sayin' that if there are any short order cooks out there reading this....first of all, this public journal is SECRET! And, second, maybe you should be reading a cookbook instead!
Peace Out Journal
If you like your eggs over medium, then let me give you some advice. Cook your own eggs!
It's mind boggling. How is it that soooooo many cooks find it difficult to make eggs medium?
It is extremely rare to go someplace for breakfast, order your eggs over medium, and actually get you eggs over medium. Why do they always come to the table runny? Eggs are one of the easiest things in the world to cook! Jimmeny Christmas Journal!
I don't know about you Journal, but I'd rather have my eggs fried hard than runny, and I'm just sayin'......I'm just sayin' that if there are any short order cooks out there reading this....first of all, this public journal is SECRET! And, second, maybe you should be reading a cookbook instead!
Peace Out Journal
Welcome back Diogenes! Sorely missed you were...as Yoda might say! And if you think the eggs are an issue...try ordering a medium-rare steak. Everyone imposes their personal philosophy on the cookedness of a steak and there is no international rareness standard!
Glad to see you!
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Fallingman: Welcome back Diogenes! Sorely missed you were...as Yoda might say! And if you think the eggs are an issue...try ordering a medium-rare steak. Everyone imposes their personal philosophy on the cookedness of a steak and there is no international rareness standard!
Glad to see you!
Glad to see you!
Simple, just order medium-well, and medium-rare is what you will get.
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diogenes: Simple, just order medium-well, and medium-rare is what you will get.
In France order it any way you like and you will get medium-rare....but here I think you have to order "raw" to get medium!
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Want to know an easy way to have fun for hours? Grab some superglue, and a quarter, then follow me to the mall. Okay...all we have to do is put a little dab of supeglue on the quarter, then we discreetly stick it to the floor. Now we just sit over on that bench, and watch people try to pick up the coin. This is hilarious Journal, trust me. You'll be amazed at how badly some people want that quarter.
Ha Ha See Ya