Paying for your sins. (17)
gentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 PostsWhen you're born, a certain amount of money is placed in a heavenly account. When you sin, a certain amount is taken from your account, as in; telling a lie, .25 cents. Cheating on your partner, .80 cents. m**turbation, .50 cents. I had a dream the other night that I died and was refused entrance to heaven. I was short 50 cents.
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gentlepaws: When you're born, a certain amount of money is placed in a heavenly account. When you sin, a certain amount is taken from your account, as in; telling a lie, .25 cents. Cheating on your partner, .80 cents. m**turbation, .50 cents. I had a dream the other night that I died and was refused entrance to heaven. I was short 50 cents.
Not at all, am sure they will be giving you a refund hun
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vonney: Not at all, am sure they will be giving you a refund hun
Don't think so, I'm even overdrawn on the Karma bank by about 4 lifetimes.
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gentlepaws: Don't think so, I'm even overdrawn on the Karma bank by about 4 lifetimes.
ah sure lifes for living hun not for saving your cents lol
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gentlepaws: m**turbation, .50 cents.
I was probably bankrupt before age 15
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diogenes: I was probably bankrupt before age 15
But it was for a good cause.
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umm we are all bankrupt and hell bound 
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diogenes: I was probably bankrupt before age 15
Ah ! To be 15 again, with that copy of Playboy that you found in your dad's sock drawer.
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Well,aren't we all:
Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound
Hank Williams Jr.
I've got a good woman at home, who thinks I do no wrong
But sometimes Lord she just ain't always around
And you know that's when I fall, I can't help myself at all
And I get whiskey bent and hell bound
Play me some songs about a ramblin' man, put a cold one in my hand
'Cause you know I love to hear those guitar sounds
Don't you play 'I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry'
'Cause I'll get all balled up inside
And I'll get whiskey bent and hell bound
Sure enough about closing time, 'bout stoned out of my mind
And I end up with some honky tonk special I found
Just as sure as the morning sun comes thinking of my sweet girl at home
And I need to get whiskey bent and hell bound
Play me some songs about a ramblin' man put old Jim Beam in my hand
'Cause you know I still love to get drunk and hear country sounds
But don't you play 'Your Cheatin' Heart'
That'll tear me all apart
I'll get whiskey bent and hell bound
Yeah, old Hank's songs always make me feel low down
Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound
Hank Williams Jr.
I've got a good woman at home, who thinks I do no wrong
But sometimes Lord she just ain't always around
And you know that's when I fall, I can't help myself at all
And I get whiskey bent and hell bound
Play me some songs about a ramblin' man, put a cold one in my hand
'Cause you know I love to hear those guitar sounds
Don't you play 'I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry'
'Cause I'll get all balled up inside
And I'll get whiskey bent and hell bound
Sure enough about closing time, 'bout stoned out of my mind
And I end up with some honky tonk special I found
Just as sure as the morning sun comes thinking of my sweet girl at home
And I need to get whiskey bent and hell bound
Play me some songs about a ramblin' man put old Jim Beam in my hand
'Cause you know I still love to get drunk and hear country sounds
But don't you play 'Your Cheatin' Heart'
That'll tear me all apart
I'll get whiskey bent and hell bound
Yeah, old Hank's songs always make me feel low down
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Hey Leo. The things that pour out of your brain.
Happy almost FRIDAY my friend.
Happy almost FRIDAY my friend.
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"Happy almost FRIDAY my friend".
And to you as well my friend.
And to you as well my friend.
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gentlepaws: Don't think so, I'm even overdrawn on the Karma bank by about 4 lifetimes.
Me too, Paws, me too
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Awww... Don't sweat the small stuff...
Jesus paid the tab!!!
Jesus paid the tab!!!
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shipoker55: Me too, Paws, me too
A few more times around can't be all that bad, can it ?
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gentlepaws: Now everyone is going to look in their daughter's closet.......
Oops.
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Can you loan me .50 cents ?
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The Lord Jesus paid for my sins with his blood. While humans are born into sin, and our sins are recorded in heaven, no one sin has greater impact on your immortal soul that another, specifically the bible says that all sins are sins in the eyes of God, even impure thoughts are sins. Thus, you must have utter faith that God sent his only son Jesus to earth to bleed for our immortal souls, or nothing else really matters. You have to try to live your life according to Jesus's guidelines, recognise your sins and ask for forgiveness when you can, and pray for the times you can't recognise your sins.
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