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May 11, 2008 12:28 PM CST Shortest Fairy Tale
DizzyDi
DizzyDiDizzyDiLancashire, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 1,761 Posts
Once upon a time
a prince aked a maiden to marry him, she said NO

she lived by herself

not having to cook, clean or iron

she had thirty pairs of shoes

and would go out to drink wine with her girly friends and party all night

She never put weight on

And lived happily ever afterapplause applause applause
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May 11, 2008 1:01 PM CST Shortest Fairy Tale
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
DizzyDi: Once upon a time
a prince aked a maiden to marry him, she said NO

she lived by herself

not having to cook, clean or iron

she had thirty pairs of shoes

and would go out to drink wine with her girly friends and party all night

She never put weight on

And lived happily ever after




Best fairy tale I have heard yet!!!!!!!!!!!!





grin
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May 11, 2008 3:17 PM CST Shortest Fairy Tale
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA167 Threads 6,859 Posts
She was a dikerolling on the floor laughing but that's another storytongue teddybear
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May 11, 2008 3:25 PM CST Shortest Fairy Tale
bren1
bren1bren1Bucks, Buckinghamshire, England UK1 Threads 445 Posts
DizzyDi: Once upon a time
a prince aked a maiden to marry him, she said NO

she lived by herself

not having to cook, clean or iron

she had thirty pairs of shoes

and would go out to drink wine with her girly friends and party all night

She never put weight on

And lived happily ever after


The Even Shorter Fairytale

A prince asked a maiden to marry him, she said no

He lived happily ever after
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May 11, 2008 3:27 PM CST Shortest Fairy Tale
FlowerOfTheSun
FlowerOfTheSunFlowerOfTheSunMalaga, Andalusia Spain7 Threads 1,017 Posts
bren1: The Even Shorter Fairytale

A prince asked a maiden to marry him, she said no

He lived happily ever after


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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May 11, 2008 3:34 PM CST Shortest Fairy Tale
FlowerOfTheSun
FlowerOfTheSunFlowerOfTheSunMalaga, Andalusia Spain7 Threads 1,017 Posts
mastic55: She was a dike but that's another story


Hardly surprising if all she ever met were offensive, narrow minded, abrasive gits ... would explain both the first story and yours!!!!
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May 11, 2008 3:52 PM CST Shortest Fairy Tale
pvictoria
pvictoriapvictoriaVictoria, Gozo Malta17 Threads 1,044 Posts
DizzyDi: Once upon a time
a prince aked a maiden to marry him, she said NO

she lived by herself

not having to cook, clean or iron

she had thirty pairs of shoes

and would go out to drink wine with her girly friends and party all night

She never put weight on

And lived happily ever after


Excellent tale.What happened to the prince ? Did he turn gay or became a drunk.Will you tell us ?
laugh laugh laugh
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May 11, 2008 4:00 PM CST Shortest Fairy Tale
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
A fairy went into a biker bar. THE END!
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May 11, 2008 4:03 PM CST Shortest Fairy Tale
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
bren1: Thats the last time I try and get a glass slipper on your foot



You didn't get the hint the first time I guess after I jumped on it and broke it into a thousand pieces!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




roll eyes tongue uh oh laugh
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May 11, 2008 4:05 PM CST Shortest Fairy Tale
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
DizzyDi: Once upon a time
a prince aked a maiden to marry him, she said NO

she lived by herself

not having to cook, clean or iron

she had thirty pairs of shoes

and would go out to drink wine with her girly friends and party all night

She never put weight on

And lived happily ever after


Please dont get 'tooooo' much into your essay Di - you do have to come out the other side of all this syudy stuffrolling on the floor laughing
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May 11, 2008 4:10 PM CST Shortest Fairy Tale
Maizy
MaizyMaizyOneonta, New York USA7 Threads 121 Posts
The Fairy Tale was cute but you people are hilarious!

Thanks for the laughs!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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May 11, 2008 11:21 PM CST Shortest Fairy Tale
Shad0cat
Shad0catShad0catKissimmee, Florida USA2 Threads 37 Posts
Yeah, but it's missing a pink poney with curly hair and long eye lashes.
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May 11, 2008 11:22 PM CST Shortest Fairy Tale
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: A fairy went into a biker bar. THE END!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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May 11, 2008 11:27 PM CST Shortest Fairy Tale
Usedname
UsednameUsednameHonolulu, Hawaii USA31 Threads 224 Posts
I have a shorter Fairy tale. "The End"
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