weight loss plan ( Archived) (15)

A man calls a company and orders a 5 day, 10 lb weight loss program.
The next day there is a knock on the door and before him stood a voluptuous, athletic babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the company. The sign says " If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing he gives up.
The next day she returns and he chases her again. This continues for three more days. On the fifth day he weighs himself and is delighted to see he has lost 10 lb.
He calls the company again and orders the 5 day, 20 lb program.
The next day he answers the door and a stunning redhead is standing there wearing nothing but a pair of Reeboks and a sign around her neck. "If you can catch me you can have me"
He takes off out the door like a shot chasing her down the street but she is in excellent shape and he gives up eventually. Four more times he tries but to no avail. On the fifth day he weighs himself and sure enough he has lost 20 lb as promised.
He is getting fitter and fitter so he decides to go for broke and order the 5 day, 50 lb program. "Are you sure?" asks the telephonist. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely, I have`nt felt this good for years." he replies.
The next day there`s a knock on the door and there is a huge man wearing nothing but pink shoes and a sign which says "If I can catch you , you are mine"
He lost 63 lbs that week.

Crikey you would run like the blazers.

good one

hey Tina dont confuse them foreigners with words like blazers

hahah they are use to my words now. I've gotten use to theirs too.

I usedtacould get confused, but they're cool now.

WTF is usedtacould

Used to could, ain't no mo'.