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Indyfella: Kansas farmer
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her
telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few
occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the
phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see
this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in
his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.
The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and
the telephone began to ring.
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a
steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the
number was called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then
urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit , thus causing the
phone to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing
and moaning.
Thought you'd like to know.
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her
telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few
occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the
phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see
this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in
his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.
The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and
the telephone began to ring.
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a
steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the
number was called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then
urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit , thus causing the
phone to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing
and moaning.
Thought you'd like to know.
Hey! I resemble that joke!
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The_Kansan: Hey! I resemble that joke!
Hey, when someone sent it to me, I thought of you!
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Indyfella: Kansas farmer
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her
telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few
occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the
phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see
this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in
his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.
The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and
the telephone began to ring.
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a
steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the
number was called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then
urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit , thus causing the
phone to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing
and moaning.
Thought you'd like to know.
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her
telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few
occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the
phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see
this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in
his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.
The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and
the telephone began to ring.
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a
steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the
number was called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then
urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit , thus causing the
phone to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing
and moaning.
Thought you'd like to know.
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Thanks for the info..
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Love it!
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Poor dog!! 
But its still a great joke!!
But its still a great joke!!
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A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her
telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few
occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the
phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see
this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in
his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.
The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and
the telephone began to ring.
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a
steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the
number was called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then
urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit , thus causing the
phone to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing
and moaning.
Thought you'd like to know.