child birth experience (52)
Claayer: and bloody lucky you didnt go full term then.. they would have had to take your legs OFF!
They did a fourth degree episiotomy.
The reason for part of that is because my birth canal is too small and she was stuck.
Poor baby was so bruised and swollen that she couldn't nurse for 2 days.
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diogenes: I was working hauling rocks, when my daughter was born. The boss came up and signaled me to get out then he said, "Your old lady's having a baby."
I said, "What? How do you know that?"
"Some woman just drove by here, and told me." he says, "Are you gonna go?"
"Are you gonna let me go?" I asked.
"I wouldn't think very much of you if you didn't go." he answers.
So then I jumped down off the truck, and started running like Forest Gump. Then, I realized that it would be quicker to drive, and that my car was a mile away. So I ran and climbed back on the truck, drove to my car, and then drove to the hospital.
I got there just in time. She came out facing the ceiling instead of the floor. I don't know if that means anything, but I like to pretend that it does.
I said, "What? How do you know that?"
"Some woman just drove by here, and told me." he says, "Are you gonna go?"
"Are you gonna let me go?" I asked.
"I wouldn't think very much of you if you didn't go." he answers.
So then I jumped down off the truck, and started running like Forest Gump. Then, I realized that it would be quicker to drive, and that my car was a mile away. So I ran and climbed back on the truck, drove to my car, and then drove to the hospital.
I got there just in time. She came out facing the ceiling instead of the floor. I don't know if that means anything, but I like to pretend that it does.
"So then I jumped down off the truck, and started running like Forest Gump. Then, I realized that it would be quicker to drive, and that my car was a mile away. So I ran and climbed back on the truck, drove to my car, and then drove to the hospital."
Did you have to add this?
You are so funny, you're edible!
A good man shows his full support, by being there at such times.
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I didn't expect this to be such a funny thread for so much PAIN
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dcj22: Luscious -- just for you.
I was in labor for 2 weeks, went to the hospital 8 times, had to be cut from one end to the other to get her out, went into shock, there were 13 doctors, heads of depts, and nurses in there with me and my friend. Em wasn't breathing and it took them hours to stabilize her.
Call the adoption agency.
I was in labor for 2 weeks, went to the hospital 8 times, had to be cut from one end to the other to get her out, went into shock, there were 13 doctors, heads of depts, and nurses in there with me and my friend. Em wasn't breathing and it took them hours to stabilize her.
Call the adoption agency.
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dcj22: They did a fourth degree episiotomy.
The reason for part of that is because my birth canal is too small and she was stuck.
Poor baby was so bruised and swollen that she couldn't nurse for 2 days.
The reason for part of that is because my birth canal is too small and she was stuck.
Poor baby was so bruised and swollen that she couldn't nurse for 2 days.
awww dana
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dcj22: They did a fourth degree episiotomy.
The reason for part of that is because my birth canal is too small and she was stuck.
Poor baby was so bruised and swollen that she couldn't nurse for 2 days.
The reason for part of that is because my birth canal is too small and she was stuck.
Poor baby was so bruised and swollen that she couldn't nurse for 2 days.
Aaaww.. I had to have elective episiotomys on each of mine.. (because of the back to back thing)
don't even GET me started on THEM!
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Claayer: Lazy? It's exhausting! Seriously.. it's not easy at ALL.
I know its exhausting she was just laying there saying she couldnt even do it when clearly she could. I don't use the term lightly it was pityful to watch especially when my sons health was at risk.
The sense was almost relief that the hardware wasnt used and it was only moments away.She was so lazy she didnt put him in his cot on two occasions and he ended up falling out of the bed, seriously.she was a liability and may of injured him.
I dont want to think about it any more or i'll get upset.
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dcj22: I didn't expect this to be such a funny thread for so much PAIN
hahaha yeah
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Claayer: hahah!
My waters broke in bed too.. I 'heard' them *POP*..
I jumped out of bed across the room and into the shower..
OMIGOD! is that stuff Slippy!
I nearly broke my neck!
My waters broke in bed too.. I 'heard' them *POP*..
I jumped out of bed across the room and into the shower..
OMIGOD! is that stuff Slippy!
I nearly broke my neck!
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Claayer: and you think *pop* .. and that's it..
noooo... they don't tell you that at each contraction more comes a whoooshing do they?
noooo... they don't tell you that at each contraction more comes a whoooshing do they?
my friend had a baby last year and no joke little amy came out in "the whole bag" !!!!! my gals waters never broke and when amy was finally born the nurse had to do it ..... now thats freaky
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Yeah well I tell you what.. they say oil and water don't mix..
one thing.. Amniotic fluid! Oh yes it DOES!
one thing.. Amniotic fluid! Oh yes it DOES!
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dillydally: my friend had a baby last year and no joke little amy came out in "the whole bag" !!!!! my gals waters never broke and when amy was finally born the nurse had to do it ..... now thats freaky
Whooa yeah that is!! ive never heard of that before.
My sister has a heart shaped womb.. (and the tipping pelvis! lol)... hers has two 'chambers'... one twin grew in one chamber.. and the other. in well.. the other..
It was the freakiest looking bump!.. like two pregnancies glued on her tummy. one one side.. and one the other.
I remmeber her crying and saying to me.. OMG .. my tummy.. I look like a freak!!
and I was saying.. 'Noo nooo you look beautiful'.. (OMG! Yes you DO look like a FREAK!)
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dillydally: my friend had a baby last year and no joke little amy came out in "the whole bag" !!!!! my gals waters never broke and when amy was finally born the nurse had to do it ..... now thats freaky
now girls do you want to hear my story of all my births......now remember i have 8 kids.......i was greedy and went back for more.....
My longest labour was 27 hours and my shortest was 50 minutes.....i swear it was.....
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Robbie, after being in labor for 2 weeks, I pushed intil my temples were bruised and swollen and my legs had to be held because I was so weak. I just kept thinking other people do this everyday I can too. It's because she was stuck, but you keep pushing because you have to.
I was supposed to have had a c-section but because I went into labor so early they thought she was small enough to fit through the canal. They were wrong.
I was supposed to have had a c-section but because I went into labor so early they thought she was small enough to fit through the canal. They were wrong.
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nuala: now girls do you want to hear my story of all my births......now remember i have 8 kids.......i was greedy and went back for more.....
My longest labour was 27 hours and my shortest was 50 minutes.....i swear it was.....
My longest labour was 27 hours and my shortest was 50 minutes.....i swear it was.....
50 mins.. blimey!!!
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Claayer: Whooa yeah that is!! ive never heard of that before.
My sister has a heart shaped womb.. (and the tipping pelvis! lol)... hers has two 'chambers'... one twin grew in one chamber.. and the other. in well.. the other..
It was the freakiest looking bump!.. like two pregnancies glued on her tummy. one one side.. and one the other.
I remmeber her crying and saying to me.. OMG .. my tummy.. I look like a freak!!
and I was saying.. 'Noo nooo you look beautiful'.. (OMG! Yes you DO look like a FREAK!)
My sister has a heart shaped womb.. (and the tipping pelvis! lol)... hers has two 'chambers'... one twin grew in one chamber.. and the other. in well.. the other..
It was the freakiest looking bump!.. like two pregnancies glued on her tummy. one one side.. and one the other.
I remmeber her crying and saying to me.. OMG .. my tummy.. I look like a freak!!
and I was saying.. 'Noo nooo you look beautiful'.. (OMG! Yes you DO look like a FREAK!)
hell your sis beats it for freakyness
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dcj22: Robbie, after being in labor for 2 weeks, I pushed intil my temples were bruised and swollen and my legs had to be held because I was so weak. I just kept thinking other people do this everyday I can too. It's because she was stuck, but you keep pushing because you have to.
I was supposed to have had a c-section but because I went into labor so early they thought she was small enough to fit through the canal. They were wrong.
I was supposed to have had a c-section but because I went into labor so early they thought she was small enough to fit through the canal. They were wrong.
Dana .. pushing.. You just reminded me.. I remember looking in the mirror in the bathroom sometime later.. and I had loooooooads of tiny little broken blood vessels in my neck and shoulders.. I forgot about that til you said.
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Claayer: Dana .. pushing.. You just reminded me.. I remember looking in the mirror in the bathroom sometime later.. and I had loooooooads of tiny little broken blood vessels in my neck and shoulders.. I forgot about that til you said.
Yep! Part of the fun!
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Probably what got her pregnant