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Jun 7, 2008 6:45 PM CST child birth experience
dillydally
dillydallydillydallyBehind the hills and Burns ..., Strathclyde, Scotland UK57 Threads 2,697 Posts
this was quite a topic in another thread and feeling rather bad about highjacking said thread (sorry 666) i thought id give the ladies and you men too the opportunity to tell your experience on it .

for those who are not parents ,you never know you could get some good info .

have at it people , whats your story ?



wine
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Jun 7, 2008 6:46 PM CST child birth experience
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland25 Threads 2 Polls 11,989 Posts
I watched it on tv. She seemed to be in a lot of pain.

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Jun 7, 2008 6:47 PM CST child birth experience
RobbieM
RobbieMRobbieMHertford, Hertfordshire, England UK115 Threads 6 Polls 4,553 Posts
Callipers to pull the baby out by the head are a horrible idea.............
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Jun 7, 2008 6:49 PM CST child birth experience
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
Try being in so much pain you wouldn't care if you were laid on on a stage in Times square with the whole world watching.

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Jun 7, 2008 6:49 PM CST child birth experience
dillydally
dillydallydillydallyBehind the hills and Burns ..., Strathclyde, Scotland UK57 Threads 2,697 Posts
lusciousmile: I watched it on tv. She seemed to be in a lot of pain.



rolling on the floor laughing it always looks that way but honestly afterwards you forget the whole "pain and swearing" and just look in awe that you made this little thing .i still had lipgloss on too ....... mac i think

i kept expecting someone to take connor back laugh laugh
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Jun 7, 2008 6:49 PM CST child birth experience
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland25 Threads 2 Polls 11,989 Posts
Claayer: Try being in so much pain you wouldn't care if you were laid on on a stage in Times square with the whole world watching.


Claire!

crying crying crying crying
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Jun 7, 2008 6:50 PM CST child birth experience
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
RobbieM: Callipers to pull the baby out by the head are a horrible idea.............


I have those scars in front of my ears.. where my poor little head got stuck.. crying blues ::feels:: Actually, the one on the left side is quite a big dent.

My son has one on his cheek from the forceps.



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Jun 7, 2008 6:51 PM CST child birth experience
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
lusciousmile: Claire!


hahaha Nahhh.. its funny .. NOW. laugh
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Jun 7, 2008 6:51 PM CST child birth experience
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
dillydally: it always looks that way but honestly afterwards you forget the whole "pain and swearing" and just look in awe that you made this little thing .i still had lipgloss on too ....... mac i think

i kept expecting someone to take connor back



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 7, 2008 6:52 PM CST child birth experience
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
lusciousmile: If you keep doing this, i might have to adopt.


hahaha giggle
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Jun 7, 2008 6:53 PM CST child birth experience
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland25 Threads 2 Polls 11,989 Posts
Claayer: I have those scars in front of my ears.. where my poor little head got stuck.. ::feels:: Actually, the one on the left side is quite a big dent.

My son has one on his cheek from the forceps.



Stuck up?

roll eyes laugh
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Jun 7, 2008 6:54 PM CST child birth experience
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
I was working hauling rocks, when my daughter was born. The boss came up and signaled me to get out then he said, "Your old lady's having a baby."

I said, "What? How do you know that?"

"Some woman just drove by here, and told me." he says, "Are you gonna go?"

"Are you gonna let me go?" I asked.

"I wouldn't think very much of you if you didn't go." he answers.

So then I jumped down off the truck, and started running like Forest Gump. Then, I realized that it would be quicker to drive, and that my car was a mile away. So I ran and climbed back on the truck, drove to my car, and then drove to the hospital.

I got there just in time. She came out facing the ceiling instead of the floor. I don't know if that means anything, but I like to pretend that it does.
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Jun 7, 2008 6:54 PM CST child birth experience
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
lusciousmile: Stuck up?



laugh laugh
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Jun 7, 2008 6:55 PM CST child birth experience
RobbieM
RobbieMRobbieMHertford, Hertfordshire, England UK115 Threads 6 Polls 4,553 Posts
Claayer: I have those scars in front of my ears.. where my poor little head got stuck.. ::feels:: Actually, the one on the left side is quite a big dent.

My son has one on his cheek from the forceps.


My ex was so lazy she couldn't bothered to even push her own child into the world.When they said you have to get her to do it or were going to use these i really feared and she managed it.I suspected she was just lazy but i saw her in a new light that morning.And to think she might bring more into the world is worryingthumbs down
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Jun 7, 2008 6:55 PM CST child birth experience
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
diogenes: I was working hauling rocks, when my daughter was born. The boss came up and signaled me to get out then he said, "Your old lady's having a baby."

I said, "What? How do you know that?"

"Some woman just drove by here, and told me." he says, "Are you gonna go?"

"Are you gonna let me go?" I asked.

"I wouldn't think very much of you if you didn't go." he answers.

So then I jumped down off the truck, and started running like Forest Gump. Then, I realized that it would be quicker to drive, and that my car was a mile away. So I ran and climbed back on the truck, drove to my car, and then drove to the hospital.

I got there just in time. She came out facing the ceiling instead of the floor. I don't know if that means anything, but I like to pretend that it does.


Yeha .. same as mine.. Your Gf's pelvis tips back.. laugh
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Jun 7, 2008 6:55 PM CST child birth experience
dillydally
dillydallydillydallyBehind the hills and Burns ..., Strathclyde, Scotland UK57 Threads 2,697 Posts
lusciousmile: If you keep doing this, i might have to adopt.


why dont you do an angelina jolie and every country you visit just pick up a kid as a souvenir rolling on the floor laughing sorry its bad yes i know this laugh
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Jun 7, 2008 6:55 PM CST child birth experience
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA102 Threads 3 Polls 11,581 Posts
Luscious -- just for you.

I was in labor for 2 weeks, went to the hospital 8 times, had to be cut from one end to the other to get her out, went into shock, there were 13 doctors, heads of depts, and nurses in there with me and my friend. Em wasn't breathing and it took them hours to stabilize her.

Call the adoption agency.
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Jun 7, 2008 6:56 PM CST child birth experience
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
RobbieM: My ex was so lazy she couldn't bothered to even push her own child into the world.When they said you have to get her to do it or were going to use these i really feared and she managed it.I suspected she was just lazy but i saw her in a new light that morning.And to think she might bring more into the world is worrying


Lazy? It's exhausting! Seriously.. it's not easy at ALL.
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Jun 7, 2008 6:56 PM CST child birth experience
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
dcj22: Luscious -- just for you.

I was in labor for 2 weeks, went to the hospital 8 times, had to be cut from one end to the other to get her out, went into shock, there were 13 doctors, heads of depts, and nurses in there with me and my friend. Em wasn't breathing and it took them hours to stabilize her.

Call the adoption agency
.



laugh laugh
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Jun 7, 2008 6:57 PM CST child birth experience
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
dcj22: Luscious -- just for you.

I was in labor for 2 weeks, went to the hospital 8 times, had to be cut from one end to the other to get her out, went into shock, there were 13 doctors, heads of depts, and nurses in there with me and my friend. Em wasn't breathing and it took them hours to stabilize her.

Call the adoption agency.


and bloody lucky you didnt go full term then.. they would have had to take your legs OFF!

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