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Alan_50501: tips to understanding women:
1) They are always right even when they are wrong.
2) If she argues about "spilled milk" don't think thats what the fight is about. Its MUCH deeper than that.
3) If she gets angry in a fight and storms outside IT IS NOT a break and/or does not mean the argument is over. She just wants to move it outside. If you proceed to watch TV or get ready to sleep you are a dead man.
4) Tell her she looks good at least 1 time per day because if you jump out with it after a week of nothing she will assume she didn't look got the entire week.
5) If you do not call first after a disagreement you will be sorry for the next 2 weeks
6) They remember things you did wrong months prior that you couldn't remember under hypnotherapy
7) They are 10 times more self conscious than you are.
8) Last but not least. To understand women you must think emotionally and not logically
Don't get mad ladies. It's all in good fun
1) They are always right even when they are wrong.
2) If she argues about "spilled milk" don't think thats what the fight is about. Its MUCH deeper than that.
3) If she gets angry in a fight and storms outside IT IS NOT a break and/or does not mean the argument is over. She just wants to move it outside. If you proceed to watch TV or get ready to sleep you are a dead man.
4) Tell her she looks good at least 1 time per day because if you jump out with it after a week of nothing she will assume she didn't look got the entire week.
5) If you do not call first after a disagreement you will be sorry for the next 2 weeks
6) They remember things you did wrong months prior that you couldn't remember under hypnotherapy
7) They are 10 times more self conscious than you are.
8) Last but not least. To understand women you must think emotionally and not logically
Don't get mad ladies. It's all in good fun
For the next 2 weeks??? You mean...... for LIFE??!!
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Alan_50501: tips to understanding women:
1) They are always right even when they are wrong.
2) If she argues about "spilled milk" don't think thats what the fight is about. Its MUCH deeper than that.
3) If she gets angry in a fight and storms outside IT IS NOT a break and/or does not mean the argument is over. She just wants to move it outside. If you proceed to watch TV or get ready to sleep you are a dead man.
4) Tell her she looks good at least 1 time per day because if you jump out with it after a week of nothing she will assume she didn't look got the entire week.
5) If you do not call first after a disagreement you will be sorry for the next 2 weeks
6) They remember things you did wrong months prior that you couldn't remember under hypnotherapy
7) They are 10 times more self conscious than you are.
8) Last but not least. To understand women you must think emotionally and not logically
Don't get mad ladies. It's all in good fun
1) They are always right even when they are wrong.
2) If she argues about "spilled milk" don't think thats what the fight is about. Its MUCH deeper than that.
3) If she gets angry in a fight and storms outside IT IS NOT a break and/or does not mean the argument is over. She just wants to move it outside. If you proceed to watch TV or get ready to sleep you are a dead man.
4) Tell her she looks good at least 1 time per day because if you jump out with it after a week of nothing she will assume she didn't look got the entire week.
5) If you do not call first after a disagreement you will be sorry for the next 2 weeks
6) They remember things you did wrong months prior that you couldn't remember under hypnotherapy
7) They are 10 times more self conscious than you are.
8) Last but not least. To understand women you must think emotionally and not logically
Don't get mad ladies. It's all in good fun
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roseofsharon: For the next 2 weeks??? You mean...... for LIFE??!!
hahaha
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GOOD ONE ALAN 
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Alan_50501: tips to understanding women:
1) They are always right even when they are wrong.
2) If she argues about "spilled milk" don't think thats what the fight is about. Its MUCH deeper than that.
3) If she gets angry in a fight and storms outside IT IS NOT a break and/or does not mean the argument is over. She just wants to move it outside. If you proceed to watch TV or get ready to sleep you are a dead man.
4) Tell her she looks good at least 1 time per day because if you jump out with it after a week of nothing she will assume she didn't look got the entire week.
5) If you do not call first after a disagreement you will be sorry for the next 2 weeks
6) They remember things you did wrong months prior that you couldn't remember under hypnotherapy
7) They are 10 times more self conscious than you are.
8) Last but not least. To understand women you must think emotionally and not logically
Don't get mad ladies. It's all in good fun
1) They are always right even when they are wrong.
2) If she argues about "spilled milk" don't think thats what the fight is about. Its MUCH deeper than that.
3) If she gets angry in a fight and storms outside IT IS NOT a break and/or does not mean the argument is over. She just wants to move it outside. If you proceed to watch TV or get ready to sleep you are a dead man.
4) Tell her she looks good at least 1 time per day because if you jump out with it after a week of nothing she will assume she didn't look got the entire week.
5) If you do not call first after a disagreement you will be sorry for the next 2 weeks
6) They remember things you did wrong months prior that you couldn't remember under hypnotherapy
7) They are 10 times more self conscious than you are.
8) Last but not least. To understand women you must think emotionally and not logically
Don't get mad ladies. It's all in good fun
Exactly, they often like nice opening lines rather than truth. i understand why they drive crazy about liars
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Alan_50501: tips to understanding women:
1) They are always right even when they are wrong.
2) If she argues about "spilled milk" don't think thats what the fight is about. Its MUCH deeper than that.
3) If she gets angry in a fight and storms outside IT IS NOT a break and/or does not mean the argument is over. She just wants to move it outside. If you proceed to watch TV or get ready to sleep you are a dead man.
4) Tell her she looks good at least 1 time per day because if you jump out with it after a week of nothing she will assume she didn't look got the entire week.
5) If you do not call first after a disagreement you will be sorry for the next 2 weeks
6) They remember things you did wrong months prior that you couldn't remember under hypnotherapy
7) They are 10 times more self conscious than you are.
8) Last but not least. To understand women you must think emotionally and not logically
Don't get mad ladies. It's all in good fun
1) They are always right even when they are wrong.
2) If she argues about "spilled milk" don't think thats what the fight is about. Its MUCH deeper than that.
3) If she gets angry in a fight and storms outside IT IS NOT a break and/or does not mean the argument is over. She just wants to move it outside. If you proceed to watch TV or get ready to sleep you are a dead man.
4) Tell her she looks good at least 1 time per day because if you jump out with it after a week of nothing she will assume she didn't look got the entire week.
5) If you do not call first after a disagreement you will be sorry for the next 2 weeks
6) They remember things you did wrong months prior that you couldn't remember under hypnotherapy
7) They are 10 times more self conscious than you are.
8) Last but not least. To understand women you must think emotionally and not logically
Don't get mad ladies. It's all in good fun
Aint that the truth
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Plan a surprise party WELL in advance of her birthday, or you'll catch hell. Learned that little nugget the hard way.
Pay attention to her, 'at's where it usually hits the fan.
If a gasp, squeak or groan should escape as she flops in your lap and she mentions weight... excuse it as WHERE she landed.
Bathe more... Nope... More than that...
Try to stretch out your morning voice.
Pay attention to her, 'at's where it usually hits the fan.
If a gasp, squeak or groan should escape as she flops in your lap and she mentions weight... excuse it as WHERE she landed.
Bathe more... Nope... More than that...
Try to stretch out your morning voice.
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Alan_50501: tips to understanding women:
1) They are always right even when they are wrong.
2) If she argues about "spilled milk" don't think thats what the fight is about. Its MUCH deeper than that.
3) If she gets angry in a fight and storms outside IT IS NOT a break and/or does not mean the argument is over. She just wants to move it outside. If you proceed to watch TV or get ready to sleep you are a dead man.
4) Tell her she looks good at least 1 time per day because if you jump out with it after a week of nothing she will assume she didn't look got the entire week.
5) If you do not call first after a disagreement you will be sorry for the next 2 weeks
6) They remember things you did wrong months prior that you couldn't remember under hypnotherapy
7) They are 10 times more self conscious than you are.
8) Last but not least. To understand women you must think emotionally and not logically
Don't get mad ladies. It's all in good fun
1) They are always right even when they are wrong.
2) If she argues about "spilled milk" don't think thats what the fight is about. Its MUCH deeper than that.
3) If she gets angry in a fight and storms outside IT IS NOT a break and/or does not mean the argument is over. She just wants to move it outside. If you proceed to watch TV or get ready to sleep you are a dead man.
4) Tell her she looks good at least 1 time per day because if you jump out with it after a week of nothing she will assume she didn't look got the entire week.
5) If you do not call first after a disagreement you will be sorry for the next 2 weeks
6) They remember things you did wrong months prior that you couldn't remember under hypnotherapy
7) They are 10 times more self conscious than you are.
8) Last but not least. To understand women you must think emotionally and not logically
Don't get mad ladies. It's all in good fun
Or sometimes it's just that you're a complete slob who won't clean up the milk you spilled!
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Alan_50501: Don't get mad ladies. It's all in good fun
Who's getting mad??
We don't get mad , we get even 
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Don't even try.......
Just let them be.....
and as far as one can, enjoy...
Just let them be.....
and as far as one can, enjoy...
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how silly!! When I saw the title"Tips to understanding women"
I was looking for a blank page!!
I was looking for a blank page!!
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shipoker55: how silly!! When I saw the title"Tips to understanding women"I was looking for a blank page!!
no isn't that the understanding men thread?
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this is funny
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glad i could bring some laughter to you esp on a monday lol
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I find it of great interest, Alan, that your post is being taken apart line by line by the ladies here.
They may not get mad, but they will get even by the slow torturous means of dissection. Ever dissect a frog in high school biology class?
At least it was dead and did not feel it. Maybe they will eventually they use some anaethesia.
Well send us your most recent last will and testament. Will see that it is done.
a last beer on me
They may not get mad, but they will get even by the slow torturous means of dissection. Ever dissect a frog in high school biology class?
At least it was dead and did not feel it. Maybe they will eventually they use some anaethesia.
Well send us your most recent last will and testament. Will see that it is done.
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ttom500: I find it of great interest, Alan, that your post is being taken apart line by line by the ladies here.
They may not get mad, but they will get even by the slow torturous means of dissection. Ever dissect a frog in high school biology class?
At least it was dead and did not feel it. Maybe they will eventually they use some anaethesia.
Well send us your most recent last will and testament. Will see that it is done.
a last beer on me
They may not get mad, but they will get even by the slow torturous means of dissection. Ever dissect a frog in high school biology class?
At least it was dead and did not feel it. Maybe they will eventually they use some anaethesia.
Well send us your most recent last will and testament. Will see that it is done.
a last beer on me
you guys usually bring your own
Alan- good post but i think you missed out about 4,000,000,000 others!!
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ttom500: I find it of great interest, Alan, that your post is being taken apart line by line by the ladies here.
They may not get mad, but they will get even by the slow torturous means of dissection. Ever dissect a frog in high school biology class?
At least it was dead and did not feel it. Maybe they will eventually they use some anaethesia.
Well send us your most recent last will and testament. Will see that it is done.
a last beer on me
They may not get mad, but they will get even by the slow torturous means of dissection. Ever dissect a frog in high school biology class?
At least it was dead and did not feel it. Maybe they will eventually they use some anaethesia.
Well send us your most recent last will and testament. Will see that it is done.
a last beer on me
I had one biology class where they dissected them alive... opened up and the heart was still beating..
but I did enjoy the post...
The truth hurts 
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Alan_50501: tips to understanding women:
1) They are always right even when they are wrong.
2) If she argues about "spilled milk" don't think thats what the fight is about. Its MUCH deeper than that.
3) If she gets angry in a fight and storms outside IT IS NOT a break and/or does not mean the argument is over. She just wants to move it outside. If you proceed to watch TV or get ready to sleep you are a dead man.
4) Tell her she looks good at least 1 time per day because if you jump out with it after a week of nothing she will assume she didn't look got the entire week.
5) If you do not call first after a disagreement you will be sorry for the next 2 weeks
6) They remember things you did wrong months prior that you couldn't remember under hypnotherapy
7) They are 10 times more self conscious than you are.
8) Last but not least. To understand women you must think emotionally and not logically
Don't get mad ladies. It's all in good fun
1) They are always right even when they are wrong.
2) If she argues about "spilled milk" don't think thats what the fight is about. Its MUCH deeper than that.
3) If she gets angry in a fight and storms outside IT IS NOT a break and/or does not mean the argument is over. She just wants to move it outside. If you proceed to watch TV or get ready to sleep you are a dead man.
4) Tell her she looks good at least 1 time per day because if you jump out with it after a week of nothing she will assume she didn't look got the entire week.
5) If you do not call first after a disagreement you will be sorry for the next 2 weeks
6) They remember things you did wrong months prior that you couldn't remember under hypnotherapy
7) They are 10 times more self conscious than you are.
8) Last but not least. To understand women you must think emotionally and not logically
Don't get mad ladies. It's all in good fun
Who's mad... I'm not mad
No 6 is the absolute truth...
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Alan_50501: tips to understanding women:
6) They remember things you did wrong months prior that you couldn't remember under hypnotherapy
6) They remember things you did wrong months prior that you couldn't remember under hypnotherapy
Yes, my memory is long, my friends.
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1) They are always right even when they are wrong.
2) If she argues about "spilled milk" don't think thats what the fight is about. Its MUCH deeper than that.
3) If she gets angry in a fight and storms outside IT IS NOT a break and/or does not mean the argument is over. She just wants to move it outside. If you proceed to watch TV or get ready to sleep you are a dead man.
4) Tell her she looks good at least 1 time per day because if you jump out with it after a week of nothing she will assume she didn't look got the entire week.
5) If you do not call first after a disagreement you will be sorry for the next 2 weeks
6) They remember things you did wrong months prior that you couldn't remember under hypnotherapy
7) They are 10 times more self conscious than you are.
8) Last but not least. To understand women you must think emotionally and not logically
Don't get mad ladies. It's all in good fun