funny, i dream about what i was thinking before i went to sleep. many nightmares, so i changed what i thought about. so now i have many wet dreams haha
I drool! The drool runs down my chin and down my belly. As the drool travels south down my leg, it drips off my big toe and pools in front of my chair. When I get up I slip and slide, falling down....as I slide toward my glass back door my shorts come off and my butt sticks to the glass with my legs pointing upward and I moon all the people who drive by my house. After a few mintues I fart and break the suction on my butt and I get up and go take a shower.
RillyNiceGuy: I drool! The drool runs down my chin and down my belly. As the drool travels south down my leg, it drips off my big toe and pools in front of my chair. When I get up I slip and slide, falling down....as I slide toward my glass back door my shorts come off and my butt sticks to the glass with my legs pointing upward and I moon all the people who drive by my house. After a few mintues I fart and break the suction on my butt and I get up and go take a shower.
Barnagie: Goodnight (in my time zone is deep night) or Good morning too everyone.
My son had to has very funny dream. He has big lol by dream. I don't have dreams so often when I was younger or I don't remember.
I know that I talk when I sleep and sometimes I sleep with open eyes - I think both can scare :). But I don't snore :) I think this is terrible for other sleepers.
I wish you always good dreams
Fart, talk, dream, roll, scratch., bunk my pillow.. and all the stuff
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