I have had some of the funniest phone calls , wrong numbers.
People that wouldn't believe me that they had a wrong number. Do you have a funny or frustrating story to tell?
One time this man had called and said all he had to do what sh$t shower and shave and he would be at my place in an hour. I told him he had the wrong number. He said girl quite joking around , I said I am not, you have the wrong number. He said, no I don't I got a hold of you. I don't remember now how I finally convinced him that I wasn't that girl. But we both had a great laugh in the end and he told me if you weren't already married and myself involved with a lady, I would loved to have dated you. Cause you are so patient and thoughtful to just not hang up but to get it thru my head , that this was a wrong number.
For me this man phoned and it also was a wrong number but he kept on talking to me, told me all his troubles how his wife does not like him working so long hours and how understanding I am about my husband working. He ended up talking to me for an hour then said he had to get back to work but liked talking to me better than his wife.
kitty01: For me this man phoned and it also was a wrong number but he kept on talking to me, told me all his troubles how his wife does not like him working so long hours and how understanding I am about my husband working. He ended up talking to me for an hour then said he had to get back to work but liked talking to me better than his wife.
For about 3 months I would get phone calls in the middle of the night. They were from different people but all looking for the same guy - Moonie Wong. I would say "You have the wrong number." Then, in a heavy asian (chinese?) accent they would say - "Ah...yes...Moonie Wong." I would repeat, you have the wrong number. "Ah...yes...wong number...Moonie Wong." Sometimes they would just speak in their own language and I couldn't understand what they were saying, but I knew they were calling for Moonie; and then the dance would start all over again - "wrong number" ---"yes...moonie wong"
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onegoodguy1959: For about 3 months I would get phone calls in the middle of the night. They were from different people but all looking for the same guy - Moonie Wong. I would say "You have the wrong number." Then, in a heavy asian (chinese?) accent they would say - "Ah...yes...Moonie Wong." I would repeat, you have the wrong number. "Ah...yes...wong number...Moonie Wong." Sometimes they would just speak in their own language and I couldn't understand what they were saying, but I knew they were calling for Moonie; and then the dance would start all over again - "wrong number" ---"yes...moonie wong"
onegoodguy1959: For about 3 months I would get phone calls in the middle of the night. They were from different people but all looking for the same guy - Moonie Wong. I would say "You have the wrong number." Then, in a heavy asian (chinese?) accent they would say - "Ah...yes...Moonie Wong." I would repeat, you have the wrong number. "Ah...yes...wong number...Moonie Wong." Sometimes they would just speak in their own language and I couldn't understand what they were saying, but I knew they were calling for Moonie; and then the dance would start all over again - "wrong number" ---"yes...moonie wong"
That would have sucked
I got a new phone number when I moved back here and now getting some one elses bill collectors. I have finally started calling them back and jumping on them, now I harrass them if they call me and leave a number. Now the calls have all almost stopped
1. I had a lady call in regards to a truck that had been advertised in the classifieds. I tried to explain to her that we didn't own a truck nor were we selling one so I hung up.
She must've called back at least two more times insisting that we had this truck for sale and each time she became more and more frustrated with me and started calling me a liar saying "Well,I know you have a truck for sale cause I was at your home the other day.I just hung up on her and let the answering machine take her calls.I also turned the taped calls from this person over to our phone company for harrassment. Never heard back from that lady after that.
1. Then another time I recieved a call from a lady who said she was from a collections agency and that were behind in our house payment. I explained to her that we never owned a house. She explained that she was calling in regards to Social Security number such and such. I told her that that number wasn't my late husbands. She asked me to give her the correct number and I told her I wasn't giving her any personal info. I smelled scam and hung up.
I guess this lady thought I had stupid written across my forehead.
mylifewithu: I have had some of the funniest phone calls , wrong numbers.
People that wouldn't believe me that they had a wrong number. Do you have a funny or frustrating story to tell?
One time this man had called and said all he had to do what sh$t shower and shave and he would be at my place in an hour. I told him he had the wrong number. He said girl quite joking around , I said I am not, you have the wrong number. He said, no I don't I got a hold of you. I don't remember now how I finally convinced him that I wasn't that girl. But we both had a great laugh in the end and he told me if you weren't already married and myself involved with a lady, I would loved to have dated you. Cause you are so patient and thoughtful to just not hang up but to get it thru my head , that this was a wrong number.
Does anyone have a story they want to tell?
My dads house used to be one number off from the hospital and almost every day on the answering machine...despite the message beforehand saying who lived there...there would be messages asking to be patched through to rooms, to have departments call them back about problems etc etc....some people just don't listen!!!!!!!!!!
mylifewithu: I have had some of the funniest phone calls , wrong numbers.
People that wouldn't believe me that they had a wrong number. Do you have a funny or frustrating story to tell?
One time this man had called and said all he had to do what sh$t shower and shave and he would be at my place in an hour. I told him he had the wrong number. He said girl quite joking around , I said I am not, you have the wrong number. He said, no I don't I got a hold of you. I don't remember now how I finally convinced him that I wasn't that girl. But we both had a great laugh in the end and he told me if you weren't already married and myself involved with a lady, I would loved to have dated you. Cause you are so patient and thoughtful to just not hang up but to get it thru my head , that this was a wrong number.
Does anyone have a story they want to tell?
yeah had called the wrong number once and i was talking about my private life and it was a long distance in alberta gessh it cost alot of money to talk to a stanger anyways we had laugh at the end when he said ok shelly stop telling me all that you love me i know you do? that's how i found out i was talking to the wrong guy then i hang up and found out who he was Edward ????? on 411.ca....lol.
by the way i'am not shelly ? i think my name is Marie i thought that guy was joking calling me another name until i had my long distance phone bill.....lol... of 80.00$
wonderwoman1: yeah had called the wrong number once and i was talking about my private life and it was a long distance in alberta gessh it cost alot of money to talk to a stanger anyways we had laugh at the end when he said ok shelly stop telling me all that you love me i know you do? that's how i found out i was talking to the wrong guy then i hang up and found out who he was Edward ????? on 411.ca....lol.
by the way i'am not shelly ? i think my name is Marie i thought that guy was joking calling me another name until i had my long distance phone bill.....lol... of 80.00$
He was probably calling for me and dialed your number instead......
I used to love getting prank calls..I would converse and ream them out until THEY hung up on me!!!!!!!!!!
Hugz_n_Kissez: He was probably calling for me and dialed your number instead...... I used to love getting prank calls..I would converse and ream them out until THEY hung up on me!!!!!!!!!!
When I lived in VA. I got a call from the auto insurance company that said my auto Insurance had been canceled and I was to send in my license plates in as soon as possible.
Well, I was beside my self so I call the return number and stoke to a representative of the auto insurance company and according to them I was a short black man from Louisiana and I was behind several payments.
I promptly told the lady I was a short white man and the social security number was incorrect.
Well, come out that the only thing different was the social security number and it was aff by 1 digit.
I had yesterday a Maltese woman calling me up babbling and crying at the same time.Well I figured wrong number and told her so before I hung up.15 minutes later the same woman again. This time I called one of my Maltese coworkers on my phone to explain to her that she has the wrong number.
Now here is the kicker.Her husband ran off and she thought he was hiding out with me.
How these people got my number is a mystery to me but hopefully she got her hubby back.
onegoodguy1959: For about 3 months I would get phone calls in the middle of the night. They were from different people but all looking for the same guy - Moonie Wong. I would say "You have the wrong number." Then, in a heavy asian (chinese?) accent they would say - "Ah...yes...Moonie Wong." I would repeat, you have the wrong number. "Ah...yes...wong number...Moonie Wong." Sometimes they would just speak in their own language and I couldn't understand what they were saying, but I knew they were calling for Moonie; and then the dance would start all over again - "wrong number" ---"yes...moonie wong"
pvictoria: I had yesterday a Maltese woman calling me up babbling and crying at the same time.Well I figured wrong number and told her so before I hung up.15 minutes later the same woman again. This time I called one of my Maltese coworkers on my phone to explain to her that she has the wrong number.
Now here is the kicker.Her husband ran off and she thought he was hiding out with me.
How these people got my number is a mystery to me but hopefully she got her hubby back.
A few monthes ago I had a late night call and picked up. It was a woman on the phone asking for "Bill", of course I said,"I am not Bill". well, I thought that would be that but instead she said " Knock it off Bill, I'm at the Bar and I've been kissing girls all night" . You can tell she is at a bar, you can hear the people in the background,,I look at the time and it is around the time they all close up. So I again tell her that I am not Bill,,and I hung up. She calls back,,thinking I am just ignoring her, I ask her the number she is calling! she blorts out mine number for number. now instead of getting mad I was somewhat amused for some reason,,,anyway,,she calls me again explaining that she is going to bring two girls with her and they will be right over, And you can tell thru the cell they are in the bloody car!! So I say "look Bill says if you want to come over drop off one of these girls first and we will see you in a bit"..she is livid! going on how Bill would never say that,,so on and I eventually turned the phone off. It was pretty funny though,,she called me back a week later, I cut it short, again telling her I am not "Bill", though I think she really thought she was talking to someone she knows..
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People that wouldn't believe me that they had a wrong number. Do you have a funny or frustrating story to tell?
One time this man had called and said all he had to do what sh$t shower and shave and he would be at my place in an hour. I told him he had the wrong number. He said girl quite joking around , I said I am not, you have the wrong number. He said, no I don't I got a hold of you.
I don't remember now how I finally convinced him that I wasn't that girl. But we both had a great laugh in the end and he told me if you weren't already married and myself involved with a lady, I would loved to have dated you. Cause you are so patient and thoughtful to just not hang up but to get it thru my head , that this was a wrong number.
Does anyone have a story they want to tell?