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Aug 21, 2008 2:27 AM CST I think the goverment should run the telephones and.....
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
get all this mess straightened out.

First: shoot the telemarketers!

two: make the cell phones work all the time!

C: make one price for the phones service!


what else?grin
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Aug 21, 2008 2:30 AM CST I think the goverment should run the telephones and.....
foreveryoung1
foreveryoung1foreveryoung1cartagena, Murcia Spain2 Threads 1 Polls 2,984 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: get all this mess straightened out.

First: shoot the telemarketers!

two: make the cell phones work all the time!

C: make one price for the phones service!what else?


provide my mobile with a signal that would enable me to receive a call indoors, instead of having to go stand on the roof
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Aug 21, 2008 2:36 AM CST I think the goverment should run the telephones and.....
tunnelwary
tunnelwarytunnelwaryLa Jolla, California USA30 Threads 601 Posts
Make people with blutooths wear signs that say

"I'm not insane. I'm on the phone."
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Aug 21, 2008 5:09 AM CST I think the goverment should run the telephones and.....
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
tunnelwary: Make people with blutooths wear signs that say

"I'm not insane. I'm on the phone."


Yeah...I thought I caught my boss talking to herself yesterday. I offered her some of my meds...sigh
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Aug 21, 2008 5:57 AM CST I think the goverment should run the telephones and.....
jampet
jampetjampetwexford, Wexford Ireland28 Threads 1 Polls 2,549 Posts
I think the goverment should run the telephones and.....

get all this mess straightened out.




rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing - you haven't met the government here- couldnt organise a piss up in a brewery!!!!
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Aug 21, 2008 6:04 AM CST I think the goverment should run the telephones and.....
Maybe the next administrationuh oh dunno maybe!
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Aug 21, 2008 6:04 AM CST I think the goverment should run the telephones and.....
HondoLaneNJ
HondoLaneNJHondoLaneNJtoms river, New Jersey USA4 Threads 694 Posts
Well, considering that the U.S. government has never run a single agency or entity with even a modicum of efficiency or even profitability, I'm not sure that's a good idea...

But I'm all up for shooting telemarketers...

Unless they are *hot*! rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 21, 2008 7:32 AM CST I think the goverment should run the telephones and.....
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA167 Threads 6,859 Posts
tunnelwary: Make people with blutooths wear signs that say

"I'm not insane. I'm on the phone."
My friend has turrets, we gave him a blue tooth with no phone, he's doing well. rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 21, 2008 7:40 AM CST I think the goverment should run the telephones and.....
mastic55: My friend has turrets, we gave him a blue tooth with no phone, he's doing well.

scold sigh ,ah,your not the mean kind.Still say you are more handsome with shorter hair.Either way you are handsome at heart where I look,that's why didn't expect that joke from you.Indy,yes,not youjaw drop laugh
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Aug 21, 2008 8:25 AM CST I think the goverment should run the telephones and.....
I think our government should run the phones insteads of their mouths.
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Aug 21, 2008 8:35 AM CST I think the goverment should run the telephones and.....
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA66 Threads 3 Polls 4,404 Posts
foreveryoung1: provide my mobile with a signal that would enable me to receive a call indoors, instead of having to go stand on the roof
You too huh? Though I don't think the gov't is the one to straighten this out. If it was left up to them they'd provide us a community roof to stand on that we're required to use and make sure there were handrails all around.
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Aug 21, 2008 8:43 AM CST I think the goverment should run the telephones and.....
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts
From what I've been reading, they already have power/control to monitor anyones calls at will.
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Aug 21, 2008 8:56 AM CST I think the goverment should run the telephones and.....
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA66 Threads 3 Polls 4,404 Posts
fireliter: From what I've been reading, they already have power/control to monitor anyones calls at will.
This was a humor thread. roll eyes
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Aug 21, 2008 8:59 AM CST I think the goverment should run the telephones and.....
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts
alabamabebe: This was a humor thread.


It was bound to happen doh
I posted before my first cup of coffeerolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 21, 2008 9:25 AM CST I think the goverment should run the telephones and.....
MTHead
MTHeadMTHeadDes Moines, Iowa USA1 Threads 21 Posts
Thats just what we need the government to run the phones... wait!!!
They already do, they are listening to everything you say on the phone.
Dont use phrases like... " I got bombed last night, and shot off my mouth about the president, i think hes a terrorist"
Or the guys in Black suits , sunglasses, and a wire hanging from their ear knock on your door, drag you away and lock you up in Guantanamo!
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Aug 21, 2008 9:28 AM CST I think the goverment should run the telephones and.....
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts
MTHead: Thats just what we need the government to run the phones... wait!!!
They already do, they are listening to everything you say on the phone.
Dont use phrases like... " I got bombed last night, and shot off my mouth about the president, i think hes a terrorist"
Or the guys in Black suits , sunglasses, and a wire hanging from their ear knock on your door, drag you away and lock you up in Guantanamo!


At last a workable formula to visit another country for freerolling on the floor laughing
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