Santa Claus, God and The Tooth Fairy (30)
bodleing: All three I didn't question, then as I grew
older, logic kicked in and I dismissed them
all as hogwash.
You see, it became obvious that old Santa
coudln't possibly visit every childs home in
just one night...someone was telling 'porkies'
Similarly, it became obvious that this God
fella couldn't possibly hear everyones
prayers, let alone keep a check on everyone's
conduct, good or bad.
Dont do that I was told, God is watching
and you'll go to hell, I laughed it off.
I'm still not sure how he can manage this,
logic says its impossible, can someone
enlighten me?
Having said that, I think you would find it
easier to convince me of the Tooth Fairy.
older, logic kicked in and I dismissed them
all as hogwash.
You see, it became obvious that old Santa
coudln't possibly visit every childs home in
just one night...someone was telling 'porkies'
Similarly, it became obvious that this God
fella couldn't possibly hear everyones
prayers, let alone keep a check on everyone's
conduct, good or bad.
Dont do that I was told, God is watching
and you'll go to hell, I laughed it off.
I'm still not sure how he can manage this,
logic says its impossible, can someone
enlighten me?
Having said that, I think you would find it
easier to convince me of the Tooth Fairy.
Got a dentist appointment soon?
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foreveryoung1: Got a dentist appointment soon?
No....I always pull my own
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bodleing: All three I didn't question, then as I grew
older, logic kicked in and I dismissed them
all as hogwash.
You see, it became obvious that old Santa
coudln't possibly visit every childs home in
just one night...someone was telling 'porkies'
Similarly, it became obvious that this God
fella couldn't possibly hear everyones
prayers, let alone keep a check on everyone's
conduct, good or bad.
Dont do that I was told, God is watching
and you'll go to hell, I laughed it off.
I'm still not sure how he can manage this,
logic says its impossible, can someone
enlighten me?
Having said that, I think you would find it
easier to convince me of the Tooth Fairy.
older, logic kicked in and I dismissed them
all as hogwash.
You see, it became obvious that old Santa
coudln't possibly visit every childs home in
just one night...someone was telling 'porkies'
Similarly, it became obvious that this God
fella couldn't possibly hear everyones
prayers, let alone keep a check on everyone's
conduct, good or bad.
Dont do that I was told, God is watching
and you'll go to hell, I laughed it off.
I'm still not sure how he can manage this,
logic says its impossible, can someone
enlighten me?
Having said that, I think you would find it
easier to convince me of the Tooth Fairy.
cool, leave money under your pillow every nite, what ever remains, put it in box and when the box is full, mail it to me, I'll see that the tooth faery here uses it appropriately...
do you heleive in faery cakes?
oh an explantion ... you only go where you think you are and god only sent you there, if you think it was him, otherwise you did it yourself .. hell is ok, beats canadian winters
morning Gra!!
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God has really really big ears....
Seriously, I believe for you to be enlightened about God Bodleing, you will have to experience enlightenment from God. Noone on this Earth can do it for you.
Seriously, I believe for you to be enlightened about God Bodleing, you will have to experience enlightenment from God. Noone on this Earth can do it for you.
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bodleing: No....I always pull my own
ever get pulled by a toothles female dentist ?
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BnaturAl: ever get pulled by a toothles female dentist ?
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bodleing: No....I always pull my own
I´m not gonna touch that one.... but the potential is killing me!!!------ This thread is Archived ------
bodleing: No....I always pull my own
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jbibiza: I´m not gonna touch that one.... but the potential is killing me!!!
Lol thank god isnt only me that had that thought
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jbibiza: I´m not gonna touch that one.... but the potential is killing me!!!
Go on.....be a devil
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mbcasey: .
mornin ken
bet you're looking in the phonebook for female extractionists right now ...
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BnaturAl: mornin ken bet you're looking in the phonebook for female extractionists right now ...
your tongue depressor
your tongue depressor
Hey Al
I called a female dentist this morning and asked her if she will open up and say ahhhh...then I heard "click"...
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vonney: Lol thank god isnt only me that had that thought
Vonney....how are your gangster friends?
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bodleing: Vonney....how are your gangster friends?
lol
Oh lord dont remind me.
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vonney: lol
Oh lord dont remind me.
Oh lord dont remind me.
Can't doubt the word of Honest Fred can we.
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vonney: lol
Oh lord dont remind me.
Oh lord dont remind me.
ohhhh Miss Vonny... sounds like I missed something...
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jbibiza: ohhhh Miss Vonny... sounds like I missed something...
No pet can assure you you didnt
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mbcasey: Hey Al
I called a female dentist this morning and asked her if she will open up and say ahhhh...then I heard "click"...
I called a female dentist this morning and asked her if she will open up and say ahhhh...then I heard "click"...
maybe she was just excited to get over to your place 
wait by the window..
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mbcasey: God has really really big ears....
Seriously, I believe for you to be enlightened about God Bodleing, you will have to experience enlightenment from God. Noone on this Earth can do it for you.
Seriously, I believe for you to be enlightened about God Bodleing, you will have to experience enlightenment from God. Noone on this Earth can do it for you.
Thanks mb, but I seriously doubt that is going to happen.
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older, logic kicked in and I dismissed them
all as hogwash.
You see, it became obvious that old Santa
coudln't possibly visit every childs home in
just one night...someone was telling 'porkies'
Similarly, it became obvious that this God
fella couldn't possibly hear everyones
prayers, let alone keep a check on everyone's
conduct, good or bad.
Dont do that I was told, God is watching
and you'll go to hell, I laughed it off.
I'm still not sure how he can manage this,
logic says its impossible, can someone
enlighten me?
Having said that, I think you would find it
easier to convince me of the Tooth Fairy.