How to get a girl... (41)

Sep 12, 2008 4:33 AM CST How to get a girl...
Lagoona22: Well actually...NO-ONE has seen my six-pack yet because it's still under a layer of fat!!.....


been dating fat ladies lately...???doh confused rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Sep 12, 2008 4:41 AM CST How to get a girl...
phoenix
phoenixphoenixparis, Ile-de-France France81 Threads 4 Polls 3,669 Posts
After a carefull reading of this post...to get a girl, I need to look like Brad Pitt, have a six pack, and communicateconfused


I suspose by posting i'm communicating and I've a pack of heineken in the fridge...any takers ladies.

Two out of three anit bad...rolling on the floor laughing
Sep 12, 2008 4:43 AM CST How to get a girl...
Mirodenia
MirodeniaMirodeniaNew York City, New York USA50 Threads 6 Polls 1,670 Posts
tell her something in french, a moof moof like phoenix does ...
Sep 12, 2008 2:41 PM CST How to get a girl...
Seabiscuit
SeabiscuitSeabiscuitPlymouth, Devon, England UK60 Threads 1,644 Posts
Elley: ..............................pooped if I know. Ideas please.


The cheesiest chat up line you can think of.. If you have none borrow this one..

I wish I was a tear so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and die on your lips
Sep 12, 2008 2:43 PM CST How to get a girl...
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Jeez...I hope you didn't make that up yourself mate??....


doh laugh

Seabiscuit: The cheesiest chat up line you can think of.. If you have none borrow this one..

I wish I was a tear so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and die on your lips
Sep 12, 2008 2:55 PM CST How to get a girl...
Seabiscuit
SeabiscuitSeabiscuitPlymouth, Devon, England UK60 Threads 1,644 Posts
Lagoona22: Jeez...I hope you didn't make that up yourself mate??....


Don't know where I got it from to be honest, but it has worked in the past... Only the once mind you laugh
Sep 13, 2008 1:33 AM CST How to get a girl...
phoenix
phoenixphoenixparis, Ile-de-France France81 Threads 4 Polls 3,669 Posts
Seabiscuit: Don't know where I got it from to be honest, but it has worked in the past...


Thats your story and your're sticking to it...laugh
Sep 14, 2008 7:23 AM CST How to get a girl...
phoenix
phoenixphoenixparis, Ile-de-France France81 Threads 4 Polls 3,669 Posts
Just a mail from a hot chick in france who wants to play volley ball...dancing

Fellas take notestyping..the Celticbanana is on the loose..grin
Sep 16, 2008 11:15 AM CST How to get a girl...
kamelia
kameliakameliaNegotino, Macedonia15 Threads 1 Polls 574 Posts
I was wondering where to put my post, but this thread seems appropriate for it wink

You know how us women like to complain about the guys being always more interested in the physical connection then the emotional one? Well at least me and my friend were constantly complaining about it until..

One day she calls me and says: I met a great guy, handsome, smart, interesting, true gentlemen (OK so far so good - I am thinking grin)
We went out a couple of times, and I am thinking of calling it quits (now I am confused) - of course I had to ask why.

She said: He didn't kiss me on the first couple of dates we went out on and when I asked him why, he said that the emotional connection is more important to him so he is waiting for the right moment rolling on the floor laughing

This sort of answers the question "how to get a girl" banana cheering tongue

No matter what your approach is, women will always find something fishy about it grin rolling on the floor laughing
Sep 16, 2008 11:17 AM CST How to get a girl...
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
I like 'em with a bit of meat...way better than skin and bones....those kind rattle too much in the midnite hours....


rolling on the floor laughing tongue


cherscic: been dating fat ladies lately...???
Sep 16, 2008 12:19 PM CST How to get a girl...
mike69spain
mike69spainmike69spainAlmuñécar, Andalusia Spain34 Threads 6 Polls 4,110 Posts
Elley: ..............................pooped if I know. Ideas please.


Elley, I do not know about you, but I find getting a girl the easy bit. To keep her and the want to keep her is the trouble. dunno grin beer
Sep 16, 2008 12:26 PM CST How to get a girl...
Mirodenia
MirodeniaMirodeniaNew York City, New York USA50 Threads 6 Polls 1,670 Posts
mike69spain: Elley, I do not know about you, but I find getting a girl the easy bit. To keep her and the want to keep her is the trouble.



same as for me with men

Hi Mike!
Sep 16, 2008 12:29 PM CST How to get a girl...
mike69spain
mike69spainmike69spainAlmuñécar, Andalusia Spain34 Threads 6 Polls 4,110 Posts
Mirodenia: same as for me with men

Hi Mike!


Hi, still raining over there? wave
Sep 16, 2008 12:39 PM CST How to get a girl...
Mirodenia
MirodeniaMirodeniaNew York City, New York USA50 Threads 6 Polls 1,670 Posts
mike69spain: Hi, still raining over there?



Very very hot today. The weather in Bucharest is like a woman not having what she deserves at the right moment... Cold, hot, hot hot hot, cold...



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Sep 16, 2008 12:39 PM CST How to get a girl...
Mirodenia
MirodeniaMirodeniaNew York City, New York USA50 Threads 6 Polls 1,670 Posts
mike69spain: Hi, still raining over there?



Very very hot today. The weather in Bucharest is like a woman not having what she deserves at the right moment... Cold, hot, hot hot hot, cold...



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Sep 16, 2008 12:46 PM CST How to get a girl...
mike69spain
mike69spainmike69spainAlmuñécar, Andalusia Spain34 Threads 6 Polls 4,110 Posts
Mirodenia: Very very hot today. The weather in Bucharest is like a woman not having what she deserves at the right moment... Cold, hot, hot hot hot, cold...


Oh... hmmm.. tihi... roll eyes laugh

Here it is bleeding hot, had a swim in the sea and now preparing for supper with a colleague that just arrived.
Sep 17, 2008 3:48 PM CST How to get a girl...
mike69spain
mike69spainmike69spainAlmuñécar, Andalusia Spain34 Threads 6 Polls 4,110 Posts
I have now stayed here since Sunday and had five invites...

Guys, go stay at a hotel a few days, swim in the sea and stay sober when the rest is sleeping in their chairs.

I could have been married twice here by now (the other three was not my "style", sorry ladies). beer grin
Sep 17, 2008 4:10 PM CST How to get a girl...
phoenix
phoenixphoenixparis, Ile-de-France France81 Threads 4 Polls 3,669 Posts
mike69spain: I have now stayed here since Sunday and had five invites...

Guys, go stay at a hotel a few days, swim in the sea and stay sober when the rest is sleeping in their chairs.

I could have been married twice here by now (the other three was not my "style", sorry ladies).


The staying sober bit kinda goes against the grain, me being Irish..As for skinny dippin' can't swim..But tell me more about these womengrin
Sep 19, 2008 12:31 PM CST How to get a girl...
mike69spain
mike69spainmike69spainAlmuñécar, Andalusia Spain34 Threads 6 Polls 4,110 Posts
phoenix: The staying sober bit kinda goes against the grain, me being Irish..As for skinny dippin' can't swim..But tell me more about these women


laugh

One more today at lunch, she forced her number on me too dunno blushing

Well, the two I did mention before, both working in the area, lovely grown up Latina women, with a bright smile and lots of words to share. They seem to have a weakness for my type, I don know, I enjoy it either way.

Today was a Swedish woman, cute all over, bubbly and very un-swedish behaviour. My colleague fell hard, but she gave me her number rolling on the floor laughing

Poor him, he said he wont stay within 50 meters of me any longer laugh

To be honest, I know nothing about them, I am very good in avoiding those who gets too close or too interested.

But I can tell you about the five branches of the floor hostess family here. grin
Sep 19, 2008 12:50 PM CST How to get a girl...
gussi
gussigussiVilters-Wangs, St Gallen Switzerland12 Threads 2 Polls 4,032 Posts
mike69spain: Maybe I should send you her number and address here? She is Swedish after all, but she is taking care of horses. You will have some teaching to do, but you'd like that


wow she can look after my orse anyday. an i know how to ride mmmm


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