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Sep 18, 2008 1:47 PM CST Japanese banks crisis
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta481 Threads 7,245 Posts
According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it's getting worse.

Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale, and it is (you guessed it!) going for a song.

Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived, and 500 back-office staff at Karate Bank got the chop. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.
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Sep 18, 2008 1:49 PM CST Japanese banks crisis
giggle





thanks
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Sep 18, 2008 1:54 PM CST Japanese banks crisis
Fallingman
FallingmanFallingmanDublin, Ireland45 Threads 17 Polls 18,473 Posts
p_seg: According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it's getting worse.

Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale, and it is (you guessed it!) going for a song.

Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived, and 500 back-office staff at Karate Bank got the chop. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.


Paul,

You always tell the best worst jokes! laugh wave
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Sep 18, 2008 1:57 PM CST Japanese banks crisis
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta481 Threads 7,245 Posts
Fallingman: Paul,

You always tell the best worst jokes!

oh, thanks for the compliment!! tongue

wave
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Sep 18, 2008 2:06 PM CST Japanese banks crisis
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK231 Threads 6 Polls 19,911 Posts
laugh for that first sentence I thought you were actually going to be serious rolling on the floor laughing grin wave
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Sep 18, 2008 2:09 PM CST Japanese banks crisis
SirenLydia
SirenLydiaSirenLydiaBury St Edmunds, Suffolk, England UK52 Threads 2 Polls 5,255 Posts
trish123: for that first sentence I thought you were actually going to be serious


me too.......

what a relief........


hilarious.........thanks



peace devil
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Sep 18, 2008 2:12 PM CST Japanese banks crisis
foreveryoung1
foreveryoung1foreveryoung1cartagena, Murcia Spain4 Threads 1 Polls 4,094 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
great
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Sep 18, 2008 2:12 PM CST Japanese banks crisis
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta481 Threads 7,245 Posts
trish123: for that first sentence I thought you were actually going to be serious


SirenLydia: me too.......

what a relief........hilarious.........thanks


sorry to delude you, but I can't but serious in a joke thread created by myeslf, right? wink

laugh
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Sep 18, 2008 2:18 PM CST Japanese banks crisis
paddy1
paddy1paddy1limerick, Limerick Ireland47 Threads 1,180 Posts
laugh laugh laugh laugh
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Sep 18, 2008 4:12 PM CST Japanese banks crisis
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta60 Threads 4,845 Posts
laugh laugh
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Oct 26, 2008 2:08 PM CST Japanese banks crisis
lorax111
lorax111lorax111richmond, Virginia USA30 Threads 2 Polls 1,772 Posts
OH FHIT!
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