Curious things in life....stuff to wonder bout! (34)
Ever wonder how brake companies offer a warranty on their brakes for the lifetime of your car, but if the brakes fail, isn't that the lifetime of your car?
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DazzleYou: Ever wonder how brake companies offer a warranty on their brakes for the lifetime of your car, but if the brakes fail, isn't that the lifetime of your car?
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RillyNiceGuy: Does spagetti fit the holes in macaroni and is this where it came from in the first place. If it is where it came from......how the heck did they get it out of there.
I go to work now!
I go to work now!
At last someone else who thinks about the really big problems in life,- I thought it was just me. I'd thought about trying it before boiling them but wasn't sure...What do you reckon?------ This thread is Archived ------
RAYSALAF: At last someone else who thinks about the really big problems in life,- I thought it was just me. I'd thought about trying it before boiling them but wasn't sure...What do you reckon?
I think it would be a soggy macaroni necklace.
We may have a new craft project item......we get rich!!!
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RillyNiceGuy: I think it would be a soggy macaroni necklace.
We may have a new craft project item......we get rich!!!
We may have a new craft project item......we get rich!!!
I like a guy with enterprise,- I knew I'd finally find my vocation§
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RillyNiceGuy: Does spagetti fit the holes in macaroni and is this where it came from in the first place. If it is where it came from......how the heck did they get it out of there.
I go to work now!
I go to work now!
Tiny little people cut up chunks of pasta, then they cooked up the chunks of this stuff. When it was ready and cooked well enough, a couple of these tiny little people straightened out a paperclip so that they could sorta ream out the middle of the pasta chunks. They had to get their tiny little plungers to push out that middle piece of pasta. They took their tiny little hands to form what we call macaroni. They made a LOT of this stuff, packaged it and are selling it. That very middle section that the tiny little people plunged out of the macaroni is the very spagetti that is also packaged up and sold separately.
*of course they had to connect those tiny little sections of middle macaroni together to make long strands of spagetti.
They enjoyed their tiny little jobs and felt that it was as relaxing as, say, knitting.
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Dusty45: Tiny little people cut up chunks of pasta, then they cooked up the chunks of this stuff. When it was ready and cooked well enough, a couple of these tiny little people straightened out a paperclip so that they could sorta ream out the middle of the pasta chunks. They had to get their tiny little plungers to push out that middle piece of pasta. They took their tiny little hands to form what we call macaroni. They made a LOT of this stuff, packaged it and are selling it. That very middle section that the tiny little people plunged out of the macaroni is the very spagetti that is also packaged up and sold separately.
*of course they had to connect those tiny little sections of middle macaroni together to make long strands of spagetti.
They enjoyed their tiny little jobs and felt that it was as relaxing as, say, knitting.
*of course they had to connect those tiny little sections of middle macaroni together to make long strands of spagetti.
They enjoyed their tiny little jobs and felt that it was as relaxing as, say, knitting.
And they lived happly everafter.....amen!
Now tell me bout the three bares.....daddy,momma and baby nudist!
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RillyNiceGuy: And they lived happly everafter.....amen!
Now tell me bout the three bares.....daddy,momma and baby nudist!
Now tell me bout the three bares.....daddy,momma and baby nudist!
*This will have to be a story that is explained and passed down by others here, too.......
Once upon a time the were three bare bears.
Momma bare bear
Poppa bare bear
and Baby bare bear...
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Dusty45: *This will have to be a story that is explained and passed down by others here, too.......
Once upon a time the were three bare bears.
Momma bare bear
Poppa bare bear
and Baby bare bear...
Once upon a time the were three bare bears.
Momma bare bear
Poppa bare bear
and Baby bare bear...
Oh! doody a story!
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If doctors and lawyers know what they are doing, why do they need to have practice?
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How about, if we can't beat their price, we will give it to you for free...............Right, you see a car for 16,000 and you bring that price to another dealer and he says, nope can't beat it, the car is yours for free.
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Oh, my....have you guys solved the riddles of the world yet? I'm lovin' this!
Hmmm....Dusty, I thought I heard that they take the middle out of pasta this way to make the spaghetti, then cut up the other pieces and curve them a bit to make the macaroni...
I wonder which version is right? 
Hmmm....Dusty, I thought I heard that they take the middle out of pasta this way to make the spaghetti, then cut up the other pieces and curve them a bit to make the macaroni...
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druidess6308: Oh, my....have you guys solved the riddles of the world yet? I'm lovin' this!
Hmmm....Dusty, I thought I heard that they take the middle out of pasta this way to make the spaghetti, then cut up the other pieces and curve them a bit to make the macaroni...
I wonder which version is right?
Hmmm....Dusty, I thought I heard that they take the middle out of pasta this way to make the spaghetti, then cut up the other pieces and curve them a bit to make the macaroni...
I wonder which version is right?
You must be talking about the other company called CURVY CARVERS, Inc. that employs the semi-automated wind-up robots who are competitive with TINY MAC PUSHY PLUNGER, Inc. who employs
the tiny tiny people.
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Dusty45: You must be talking about the other company called CURVY CARVERS, Inc. that employs the semi-automated wind-up robots who are competitive with TINY MAC PUSHY PLUNGER, Inc. who employs
the tiny tiny people.
the tiny tiny people.
these tiny folks must have animals too. my uncle was always going out to get a little as*.
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RillyNiceGuy: these tiny folks must have animals too. my uncle was always going out to get a little as*.
Very, very clever double entendre there, Rilly -
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Dusty45: Very, very clever double entendre there, Rilly -
You don't have to French at me......I be good!
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Got to close up shop for tonight. Can't afford to pay the teeny, tiny people overtime.
Take care.
Zzzzzz
Take care.
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Dusty45: Got to close up shop for tonight. Can't afford to pay the teeny, tiny people overtime.
Take care. Zzzzzz
Take care. Zzzzzz
nite nite!
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Wake up, teeny, tiny people!!
Time to ready for your job of cooking the Mac, reaming the chunks and pushing the plungers!!!
What say you?!
Time to ready for your job of cooking the Mac, reaming the chunks and pushing the plungers!!!
What say you?!
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