How to keep a Woman happy (173)
My darling , my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you has screwed up my life
I see your face when i am dreaming
thats why i always wake up screaming
Kind intelligent, loving and hot
this describes everything your not
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But i only slept with you cos i was pissed
I thought i could love no other
that is -- until i met your brother
I love to feel your sweet embrace
but please dont remove the bag from your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn am i good at telling lies
My love you take my breath away
what did you step to smell this way
My feelings for you, no words can tell
except fo maybe "go to hell"
And what inspired this amorous rhyme
four parts vodka and 1 part lime.
Marrying you has screwed up my life
I see your face when i am dreaming
thats why i always wake up screaming
Kind intelligent, loving and hot
this describes everything your not
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But i only slept with you cos i was pissed
I thought i could love no other
that is -- until i met your brother
I love to feel your sweet embrace
but please dont remove the bag from your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn am i good at telling lies
My love you take my breath away
what did you step to smell this way
My feelings for you, no words can tell
except fo maybe "go to hell"
And what inspired this amorous rhyme
four parts vodka and 1 part lime.
gussi: My darling , my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you has screwed up my life
I see your face when i am dreaming
thats why i always wake up screaming
Kind intelligent, loving and hot
this describes everything your not
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But i only slept with you cos i was pissed
I thought i could love no other
that is -- until i met your brother
I love to feel your sweet embrace
but please dont remove the bag from your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn am i good at telling lies
My love you take my breath away
what did you step to smell this way
My feelings for you, no words can tell
except fo maybe "go to hell"
And what inspired this amorous rhyme
four parts vodka and 1 part lime.
Marrying you has screwed up my life
I see your face when i am dreaming
thats why i always wake up screaming
Kind intelligent, loving and hot
this describes everything your not
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But i only slept with you cos i was pissed
I thought i could love no other
that is -- until i met your brother
I love to feel your sweet embrace
but please dont remove the bag from your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn am i good at telling lies
My love you take my breath away
what did you step to smell this way
My feelings for you, no words can tell
except fo maybe "go to hell"
And what inspired this amorous rhyme
four parts vodka and 1 part lime.
Hi ginger,
works boths ways dont it!!!!!!
works boths ways dont it!!!!!!
gussi: Hi ginger,
works boths ways dont it!!!!!!
works boths ways dont it!!!!!!
Sure does!!!
gingerb: Sure does!!!
could also be the perfect husband
I just finished setting up the restaurant for Sunday Roast...
Did you say SUNDAY ROAST, JB??
Aww been a while since i had that...mmmmmm
Did you say SUNDAY ROAST, JB??
Aww been a while since i had that...mmmmmm
MARTI: I just finished setting up the restaurant for Sunday Roast...
Did you say SUNDAY ROAST, JB??
Aww been a while since i had that...mmmmmm
Did you say SUNDAY ROAST, JB??
Aww been a while since i had that...mmmmmm
It would keep me happy....
Now I know what to do to keep you happy Marti....
MARTI: I just finished setting up the restaurant for Sunday Roast...
Did you say SUNDAY ROAST, JB??
Aww been a while since i had that...mmmmmm
Did you say SUNDAY ROAST, JB??
Aww been a while since i had that...mmmmmm
Now I know what to do to keep you happy Marti....
Hi lago, yep buy her a drink and two straws, and a sunday roast.
Hi lago, yep buy her a drink and two straws, and a sunday roast.
gussi: could also be the perfect husband
Perfect for somebody......
Now I know what to do to keep you happy Marti....
gingerb: Perfect for somebody......
come on ginger, there are enough of this sort around. its gentlemen like Lago, rusty and myself that are scarce cos we dont like hanging about on the street corners these days, has something to do with the lumbago and arthritis
gingerb: Sure does!!!
What she said ^^^^^^^
gussi: come on ginger, there are enough of this sort around. its gentlemen like Lago, rusty and myself that are scarce cos we dont like hanging about on the street corners these days, has something to do with the lumbago and arthritis
In Rustys case, it might have to do with the fact he already has a woman.....
Now you and Lago are a totally different matter altogether. Yep, you are certainly a scarce breed alright. You'd almost certainly have to be treated with kid gloves .......... and.........
Chamois whips....
gingerb: In Rustys case, it might have to do with the fact he already has a woman.....
Now you and Lago are a totally different matter altogether. Yep, you are certainly a scarce breed alright. You'd almost certainly have to be treated with kid gloves .......... and.........
Chamois whips....
Now you and Lago are a totally different matter altogether. Yep, you are certainly a scarce breed alright. You'd almost certainly have to be treated with kid gloves .......... and.........
Chamois whips....
Gingerand occasional clip behind their ears?
gingerb: In Rustys case, it might have to do with the fact he already has a woman.....
Now you and Lago are a totally different matter altogether. Yep, you are certainly a scarce breed alright. You'd almost certainly have to be treated with kid gloves .......... and.........
Chamois whips....
Now you and Lago are a totally different matter altogether. Yep, you are certainly a scarce breed alright. You'd almost certainly have to be treated with kid gloves .......... and.........
Chamois whips....
Bring them on babe, if some of the massage is included with it
Ulimaroa: Ginger
and occasional clip behind their ears?
and occasional clip behind their ears?
Hi Uli
nah that hurts
Ulimaroa: Ginger
and occasional clip behind their ears?
and occasional clip behind their ears?
Wouldn't do either of them any harm.......
gingerb: Wouldn't do either of them any harm.......
oy
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