How to keep a Woman happy (173)

Oct 18, 2008 11:26 AM CST How to keep a Woman happy
gussi
gussigussiVilters-Wangs, St Gallen Switzerland12 Threads 2 Polls 4,032 Posts
Cherokeegrandma: The list is pretty accurent of what I would expect of any man who dares to ask for my hand, but truth spoken, you missed a couple of very important qualities:

being responsible
being perfectly able to take care of himself
not nagging all the time
being able to give as much as he wants to recieve
not spitting on the ground and less on earth
no alcohol no smoke

Yea, I think now your list is complete....for me.


oops thats me out the running

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Oct 18, 2008 11:41 AM CST How to keep a Woman happy
jan45
jan45jan45Sofia, Sofia City Bulgaria12 Threads 6 Polls 480 Posts
Breaking the News!Warning!prettywoman 2008 is again in my "Who viewed me"I pushed only "Delete this entry" and she has disappeared/for now/.Check and yours,boys! banana banana
Oct 18, 2008 12:08 PM CST How to keep a Woman happy
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 Posts
darssankara: All you have to do is to be

A friend I should hope so
A companion It has a big part to do with being in a relationship
A lover Not only a lover... but a damn good lover
A brother Already have one of those
A father Got one of those too
A master yeah... go ahead and try...
A chef actually I´m a really good cook and love doing it
An electrician I already pay someone else for that... but if you can do it, we can spend the cash on...
A carpenter Ditto
A plumber Ditto
A mechanic Ditto
A decorator Well you can help me if you want to...
A stylist Only below the waist....
A gynecologist lets not get clinical about that aspect of our lives
A psychologist What? I´m gonna tell you that you don´t understand me???
A pest exterminator Ok, this would be nice.
A psychiatrist See psychologist
A healer A soothing touch would be nice
A good listener Could you at least pretend???
An organizer Only your socks...
A good father Just to the kids you already have...
Very clean Clean is good enough
Sympathetic A little sympathy can go along way... or you could pretend
Athletic Enough to be able to get from the couch to the fridge to get a beer while watching sports
Warm I´d rather you were hot... (for me9
Attentive Hopefully you´re fascinated with my wit and charm making this a non issue
Gallant Always a desirable trait
Intelligent Mandatory
Funny It´s so nice to share the laughter
Creative It would help to keep things from getting boring....
Tender but not mushy
Strong but flexible
Understanding speaking the same language would be a start
Tolerant Yes, you´d need a lot of tolerance to deal with me...
Prudent Wellllll... not too prudent or you wouldn´t be with me
Ambitious for happiness
Capable Single tasking is fine.... you are a man.
Courageous You wouldn´t be with me if you weren´t... lol
Determined Ditto
True Because I bring out the best in you
Dependable Starts everytime...
Passionate about everything

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO

Give her compliments regularly Only if you mean them

Love shopping by yourself... I hate shopping
Be honest Mandatory
Be very rich in life and love
Not stress her out only in the good ways
Not look at other girls I´ll point out the beautiful and hot ones
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO
Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself No, its a two way street and to much anything isn´t good
Give her lots of time, especially time for herself A little goes a long way
Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes I hope you care enough to worry a little

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT All of these are reciprocal.. it´s nice to have someone remember our special days.
Never to forget
birthdays
anniversaries
arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
Exactly the same way.
Oct 18, 2008 12:09 PM CST How to keep a Woman happy
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Jan...she's a Mod....she keeps visiting your profile to make you feel good....she does that to all of old gits here....it's part of her job....


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jan45: Breaking the News!Warning!prettywoman 2008 is again in my "Who viewed me"I pushed only "Delete this entry" and she has disappeared/for now/.Check and yours,boys!
Oct 18, 2008 12:22 PM CST How to keep a Woman happy
jan45: Breaking the News!Warning!prettywoman 2008 is again in my "Who viewed me"I pushed only "Delete this entry" and she has disappeared/for now/.Check and yours,boys!
She must be Visiting and Revisiting the whole European CS Male Population.
Had to do some Clicking myself,almost wore out the Mouse Button.uh oh mumbling








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Oct 18, 2008 12:41 PM CST How to keep a Woman happy
jan45
jan45jan45Sofia, Sofia City Bulgaria12 Threads 6 Polls 480 Posts
Lagoona22: Jan...she's a Mod....she keeps visiting your profile to make you feel good....she does that to all of old gits here....it's part of her job....

Maybe she is a good ghost,trying to protect us from bad women. angel
Oct 18, 2008 12:41 PM CST How to keep a Woman happy
ghost007
ghost007ghost007swieqi, Majjistral Malta52 Threads 4 Polls 885 Posts
nothing much is happening here and I am not going out to night ...who is up to opening another virtual cyerbar ...with all the trappings and an open bar.....tried to resussitate one of the old ones but was not alllowed to i was told they were archived and i could not post on them i did not realise some threads were closed and could not be reopened..when does this happen??? who decides when to archive it>>>>>>??? confused dancing
Oct 18, 2008 4:28 PM CST How to keep a Woman happy
mike69spain
mike69spainmike69spainAlmuñécar, Andalusia Spain34 Threads 6 Polls 4,110 Posts
Lagoona22: Jan...she's a Mod....she keeps visiting your profile to make you feel good....she does that to all of old gits here....it's part of her job....


That is the best explanation so far thumbs up laugh
Oct 18, 2008 4:31 PM CST How to keep a Woman happy
mike69spain
mike69spainmike69spainAlmuñécar, Andalusia Spain34 Threads 6 Polls 4,110 Posts
jan45: Maybe she is a good ghost,trying to protect us from bad women.


No Jan... there is only one good Ghost here...

ghost007: ...who is up to opening another virtual cyerbar ...with all the trappings and an open bar


Here ^

A bar in here a Saturday? We could play some Jazz and be laid back. Too late now, but I keep it in mind for another Saturdaythumbs up
Oct 18, 2008 6:48 PM CST How to keep a Woman happy
gingerb
gingerbgingerbLetterkenny, Donegal Ireland7 Threads 1 Polls 4,139 Posts
mike69spain: No Jan... there is only one good Ghost here...
Here ^

A bar in here a Saturday? We could play some Jazz and be laid back. Too late now, but I keep it in mind for another Saturday


A jazz bar sounds like a good idea. I love jazz music.applause
Oct 19, 2008 12:58 AM CST How to keep a Woman happy
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
mike69spain: Yours not happy


I'm very happy......... I was just joking. Pathetic post - sorry! sigh

I guess the real answer, for both men and women, is to feel loved and secure in that love. That simple. That complicated.
Oct 19, 2008 4:19 AM CST How to keep a Woman happy
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 Posts
Ahhhhhhhh invisibility... such a wonderful way to feel. Thank you all for your warm and enthusiastic replies to my post... with such a warm welcome I´ll visit frequently...laugh laugh crying
Oct 19, 2008 4:40 AM CST How to keep a Woman happy
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Why are you ticked off JB...??..I didn't read the thread....you will never be invisible my dear....you are too much a presence here for that...


hug cheers

jbibiza: Ahhhhhhhh invisibility... such a wonderful way to feel. Thank you all for your warm and enthusiastic replies to my post... with such a warm welcome I´ll visit frequently...
Oct 19, 2008 4:55 AM CST How to keep a Woman happy
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 Posts
Lagoona22: Why are you ticked off JB...??..I didn't read the thread....you will never be invisible my dear....you are too much a presence here for that...



Well the bloody post took ages to respond to, had a touch of wit in some of the replies, and didn´t offend anyone... a nod or a chuckle would have been nice... it´s not as though it could be easily missed... bit of a large post...laugh but please don´t respond to it now... it would only feel gratuitous...tongue
Oct 19, 2008 5:12 AM CST How to keep a Woman happy
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Ok...I won't...but we still lurve ya hon...


teddybear lips


jbibiza: Well the bloody post took ages to respond to, had a touch of wit in some of the replies, and didn´t offend anyone... a nod or a chuckle would have been nice... it´s not as though it could be easily missed... bit of a large post... but please don´t respond to it now... it would only feel gratuitous...
Oct 19, 2008 5:48 AM CST How to keep a Woman happy
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 Posts
Lagoona22: Ok...I won't...but we still lurve ya hon...


I wasn´t ignoring you... had to come to work... just finished setting up the restaurant for Sunday Roast... but the weather is crap, so we probably won´t have many in...

I lurves you too...kiss hug


(but you have to admit... the stylist reply was pretty good...)laugh laugh
Oct 19, 2008 6:31 AM CST How to keep a Woman happy
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
I'll check it out...your Sunday roast is still the most succulent in town, I'm shuuuuuuurrreeee....would love to come round with some CS members and have a Sunday fiesta...how about that hey?....JB...never leave us in the EU forums, ok?


laugh teddybear

jbibiza: I wasn´t ignoring you... had to come to work... just finished setting up the restaurant for Sunday Roast... but the weather is crap, so we probably won´t have many in...

I lurves you too... (but you have to admit... the stylist reply was pretty good...)
Oct 19, 2008 6:59 AM CST How to keep a Woman happy
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 Posts
Lagoona22: I'll check it out...your Sunday roast is still the most succulent in town, I'm shuuuuuuurrreeee....would love to come round with some CS members and have a Sunday fiesta...how about that hey?....JB...never leave us in the EU forums, ok?



I would love a bunch of CSers to come for a visit!!! I know a few people who have villas they rent out and could get some really cheap rates in the off season! What a time we could all have here! laugh
Oct 19, 2008 7:45 AM CST How to keep a Woman happy
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
This is definitely an idea worth pursuing....can you imagine??....OMG....!!


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jbibiza: I would love a bunch of CSers to come for a visit!!! I know a few people who have villas they rent out and could get some really cheap rates in the off season! What a time we could all have here!
Oct 19, 2008 7:59 AM CST How to keep a Woman happy
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 Posts
Lagoona22: This is definitely an idea worth pursuing....can you imagine??....OMG....!!


Well even if we couldn´t get that off the ground... nothing to stop you from popping over, it´s lovely here in the winter.

I´m afraid Malta is off the books for me this year, after checking airfares and schedules it´s just to difficult, I only have three days a week off during the winter and the flights in the affordable range only fly once a week and I´ve already got about 15,000 tied up in my daughters wedding, so affordability is key. There is always next year!
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