How to keep a Woman happy (173)
gingerb: Wouldn't want to get to you excited now would we!!!
no i am looking for the defibrilator unit now only to find the battery is flat.
1...Keep the toilet seat down and when if you don't at least... if you sprinkle when you tinkle..be a sweetie and wipe the seatie..
2....Don't leave hair in the bath plug..clean it yourself
3...Don't fart in the bed
2....Don't leave hair in the bath plug..clean it yourself
3...Don't fart in the bed
gingerb: Wouldn't do either of them any harm.......
I gather some even would like that ..
Especially the making up after ...
gussi: no i am looking for the defibrilator unit now only to find the battery is flat.
And what were you using the battery for, to get it so flat???
Since time immemorial women have been gold diggers and with some cause. If (some) men insist on monopolising financial acquisition then the only way for a lot of women to get their grubby little mits on my moolah is to grab a hold of my coat tail. That is not the problem, see I,m very sharesy waresy, just seems to me that (some)women seem to want to leave me without a cent (they have done twice over, I know, more fool me). Anyway, whatever.....seems to me that you cannot make any woman (or man for that matter) happy, they have to do it for themselves. And now I am running for them thar hills.
gussi: Bring them on babe, if some of the massage is included with it
and dont forget where we used to spray brut 33 we use deep heat now.
Ulimaroa: I gather some even would like that ..
Especially the making up after ...
Especially the making up after ...
I bet a few would like that for sure...
gussi: and dont forget where we used to spray brut 33 we use deep heat now.
If I were you massage you darlin, your deep heat would be coming from an entirely different source........
gingerb: And what were you using the battery for, to get it so flat???
certainly wernt the defib unit more like vibr........tor
gingerb: I bet a few would like that for sure...
plus a home made cake...
Schwarzenegga Cherry Tart - smudged all ova!
gussi: and dont forget where we used to spray brut 33 we use deep heat now.
it's not that bad is it Gussi?
Elley: Since time immemorial women have been gold diggers and with some cause. If (some) men insist on monopolising financial acquisition then the only way for a lot of women to get their grubby little mits on my moolah is to grab a hold of my coat tail. That is not the problem, see I,m very sharesy waresy, just seems to me that (some)women seem to want to leave me without a cent (they have done twice over, I know, more fool me). Anyway, whatever.....seems to me that you cannot make any woman (or man for that matter) happy, they have to do it for themselves. And now I am running for them thar hills.
As long as you learned the lesson this time..........
gingerb: If I were you massage you darlin, your deep heat would be coming from an entirely different source........
finally we are getting somewhere at last. now talking of muscles with that what you do. ......
MARTI: Hey Jacko
Who's Murphy? Is he your uncle or one of the beer brands????
Who's Murphy? Is he your uncle or one of the beer brands????
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RTI Ulimaroa: I gather some even would like that ..
Especially the making up after ...
Especially the making up after ...
now thats the best bit.
Ulimaroa: plus a home made cake...
Schwarzenegga Cherry Tart - smudged all ova!
Schwarzenegga Cherry Tart - smudged all ova!
Hey ULiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!
Good to see you back,
MARTI: I just finished setting up the restaurant for Sunday Roast...
Did you say SUNDAY ROAST, JB??
Aww been a while since i had that...mmmmmm
Did you say SUNDAY ROAST, JB??
Aww been a while since i had that...mmmmmm
Yes... and a lovely Sunday Roast it was... Roast Beef, Lamb or Turkey Breast with roast potatoes, parsnips and champagne glazed carrots, fresh baked Yorkshire puddings and onion and sage stuffing with homemade gravy to smother it all in... oh and fresh apple crumble and homemade custard for dessert...
did you want a table for next week?
Elley: Since time immemorial women have been gold diggers and with some cause. If (some) men insist on monopolising financial acquisition then the only way for a lot of women to get their grubby little mits on my moolah is to grab a hold of my coat tail. That is not the problem, see I,m very sharesy waresy, just seems to me that (some)women seem to want to leave me without a cent (they have done twice over, I know, more fool me). Anyway, whatever.....seems to me that you cannot make any woman (or man for that matter) happy, they have to do it for themselves. And now I am running for them thar hills.
Hi Elley, did these women have glass doors on their houses, why cos that saw you coming.
jbibiza: Yes... and a lovely Sunday Roast it was... Roast Beef, Lamb or Turkey Breast with roast potatoes, parsnips and champagne glazed carrots, fresh baked Yorkshire puddings and onion and sage stuffing with homemade gravy to smother it all in... oh and fresh apple crumble and homemade custard for dessert...
did you want a table for next week?
did you want a table for next week?
I,ll have a nibble or two of your cherry pie anytime.
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Wouldn't want to get to you excited now would we!!!