I've Decided................I'm Mr Perfect.... ( Archived) (57)

Reminds me of a buddy of mine who farted on an airplane once...

Those little masks dropped down and the pilots seriously considered crashing just to get better airflow!

Hey Stooie -


What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?


























Missionary Position Impossible.

I always liked the really obscure comedians that nobody knows about - and they always liked me - because we could steal material from each other and nobody would ever find out!

Here here..

Try this one (I just found it again after having forgotten about it for years):

A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, “I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe.”

The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies “But I don’t have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it’s urgent! I’ll do anything to get a message to her.”

The clerk replies “Anything?”

“Yes… ANYTHING!” replies the blonde.

He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants. She does. “Take it out”, says the clerk.”

She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says “Well… go ahead and do it…” She brings her lips close to it and shouts “Hello? … Mom?”