How to please a woman (66)
Moema: If it were serious I´d be doing some serious naggin about some credit card - VIRUTAL????? NO WAY, I WANT THE REAL ONE!!! FEDEX PLEASE!!!!
Which one????
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Kevint: And your still not satisfied
We're never satisfied but not watching football on tv I know goes a long way toward my satisfaction....
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Hugz_n_Kissez: We're never satisfied but not watching football on tv I know goes a long way toward my satisfaction....
I'm not into football
But do like to watch certain other things on TV
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Hugz_n_Kissez: We're never satisfied but not watching football on tv I know goes a long way toward my satisfaction....
Do you expect us to watch it on the radio??
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mbcasey: I do all of these things...except I changed my own diapers, thank you!
Seriously, I do 98% of what is listed....am I weird? Is that "over the top"?
Seriously, I do 98% of what is listed....am I weird? Is that "over the top"?
No
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Moema: Tell her you love her
Tell her again
Tell her again
Keep telling her
Give her tokens
Give her flowers
Give her gifts
Take her out (to NICE places)
Massage her
Listen to her
Dance with her
Don´t drink
Don´t watch football on TV
Pick up after yourself
Do the laudry, hers too, and don´t get anything stained
Cook for her
Be considerate
Do the dishes
Remember anniversaries, birthdays, valentine´s and all important dates
Love her mother
Love her little brother
Play with her little brother
Keep fit (6-pack included)
Open the door for her
Go shopping with her
Give her an honest opinion about her hair
Be faithful
Don´t look at other women
Wait for her to come first
Wait for her to come again
Don´t turn around and sleep after you´ve done it
Be a great kisser
Be funny/fun
Make her laugh
Be good at your job (she´ll be proud)
Lower the toilet seat
Clean the bathroom sink after you´ve used it
Don´t pick your teeth at the table
Don´t fart
Don´t belch
Wash your hands after peeing
Wash your hands after playing with the dog - er, no, take a shower
Make your side of the bed or make the
Prepare her a bath, candles and wine included
Cheange the diapers
Don´t snore
...
(ladies?)
Tell her again
Tell her again
Keep telling her
Give her tokens
Give her flowers
Give her gifts
Take her out (to NICE places)
Massage her
Listen to her
Dance with her
Don´t drink
Don´t watch football on TV
Pick up after yourself
Do the laudry, hers too, and don´t get anything stained
Cook for her
Be considerate
Do the dishes
Remember anniversaries, birthdays, valentine´s and all important dates
Love her mother
Love her little brother
Play with her little brother
Keep fit (6-pack included)
Open the door for her
Go shopping with her
Give her an honest opinion about her hair
Be faithful
Don´t look at other women
Wait for her to come first
Wait for her to come again
Don´t turn around and sleep after you´ve done it
Be a great kisser
Be funny/fun
Make her laugh
Be good at your job (she´ll be proud)
Lower the toilet seat
Clean the bathroom sink after you´ve used it
Don´t pick your teeth at the table
Don´t fart
Don´t belch
Wash your hands after peeing
Wash your hands after playing with the dog - er, no, take a shower
Make your side of the bed or make the
Prepare her a bath, candles and wine included
Cheange the diapers
Don´t snore
...
(ladies?)
Most of that would make me insane, I can't be hovered over and I love my space.
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mbcasey: I am serious...I really do all of those things on your list...
I am a facilitator...I try to compliment someone and help in areas where it is needed. PERFECT. Keep looking
Do women find that as a turn off? NO
Do they think of someone like me as unmanly?NO
I am a facilitator...I try to compliment someone and help in areas where it is needed. PERFECT. Keep looking
Do women find that as a turn off? NO
Do they think of someone like me as unmanly?NO
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HJFinAZ: Do you expect us to watch it on the radio??
You have two ears to listen with...and that's what headphones were made for!!!!!!
There now you're all set to go with the radio....
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maybesoon: the naked bit is good, but i dont drink!!! but a nice ice coffee would be good!!! and dont knock the rubbish bin over when you come in!!!
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Moema: Yeah, and I´ll pick up the newspaper and bring it in with my teeth, while I´m at it. You can tap my head when you grab it. Oh and while you watch the game, you can rest your feet and your beer on my back, how´s that?
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maybesoon: there's something wrong with the way you pick your partners!!! if thats the sort of guy you keep getting!!! try upping your choices, there is a lot of nice guys out there, that might not fill your list, but have the same interest as you...
Good point
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See inside of her and who she has struggled against all odds to be.
Do not apply her presence to any template physical or idealized.
Listen to her and not just hear what she says.
Remember that much of what drew your attention to her are defining portions of her individuality, and she will be greatly scarred or lessened by any loss of this.
Try to see her dreams even if they are not attainable through your own efforts, and support them in all ways.
Understand that like all people she will change. Embrace these changes and revel in the growth as life takes her to levels appropriate for her inner beauty.
Don't just tell her that you Love her, show her every single day. Actions mute mere words.
Be her reserve of strength rather than her outward strength.
Do not lose yourself to preconceived or indoctrinated ideals of who you should be.
Remain true to the little girl whose hand she has freely given.
Walk with her in all ways to ensure her path (no matter what it is) is never endured alone.
Never turn your back on even the smallest thing. A pebble removed from a dam is perilous at best and foolhardy at worst.
Accept her in all parts of your life and make yourself available and willing for all parts in hers.
Remember that it takes two to make the onesness you seek and continue to see her as an individual and a whole simultaneously.
Hold her in your arms whenever she pulls close, and in your heart when she draws away.
Tell her how you feel, and allow her to be involved.
This list could potentially be endless as the truth of the matter truly is, so I will just leave it at that and continue to learn from voices wiser than my own.
Do not apply her presence to any template physical or idealized.
Listen to her and not just hear what she says.
Remember that much of what drew your attention to her are defining portions of her individuality, and she will be greatly scarred or lessened by any loss of this.
Try to see her dreams even if they are not attainable through your own efforts, and support them in all ways.
Understand that like all people she will change. Embrace these changes and revel in the growth as life takes her to levels appropriate for her inner beauty.
Don't just tell her that you Love her, show her every single day. Actions mute mere words.
Be her reserve of strength rather than her outward strength.
Do not lose yourself to preconceived or indoctrinated ideals of who you should be.
Remain true to the little girl whose hand she has freely given.
Walk with her in all ways to ensure her path (no matter what it is) is never endured alone.
Never turn your back on even the smallest thing. A pebble removed from a dam is perilous at best and foolhardy at worst.
Accept her in all parts of your life and make yourself available and willing for all parts in hers.
Remember that it takes two to make the onesness you seek and continue to see her as an individual and a whole simultaneously.
Hold her in your arms whenever she pulls close, and in your heart when she draws away.
Tell her how you feel, and allow her to be involved.
This list could potentially be endless as the truth of the matter truly is, so I will just leave it at that and continue to learn from voices wiser than my own.
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Hugz_n_Kissez: You have two ears to listen with...and that's what headphones were made for!!!!!!There now you're all set to go with the radio....
Then you would complain that we weren't listening to you..
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Hugz_n_Kissez: You have two ears to listen with...and that's what headphones were made for!!!!!!There now you're all set to go with the radio....
I bet if I have all 3 ham radios fired up at the same time and all are different frequencies, I could really drive you nuts..
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BarrenPneuma: See inside of her and who she has struggled against all odds to be.
Do not apply her presence to any template physical or idealized.
Listen to her and not just hear what she says.
Remember that much of what drew your attention to her are defining portions of her individuality, and she will be greatly scarred or lessened by any loss of this.
Try to see her dreams even if they are not attainable through your own efforts, and support them in all ways.
Understand that like all people she will change. Embrace these changes and revel in the growth as life takes her to levels appropriate for her inner beauty.
Don't just tell her that you Love her, show her every single day. Actions mute mere words.
Be her reserve of strength rather than her outward strength.
Do not lose yourself to preconceived or indoctrinated ideals of who you should be.
Remain true to the little girl whose hand she has freely given.
Walk with her in all ways to ensure her path (no matter what it is) is never endured alone.
Never turn your back on even the smallest thing. A pebble removed from a dam is perilous at best and foolhardy at worst.
Accept her in all parts of your life and make yourself available and willing for all parts in hers.
Remember that it takes two to make the onesness you seek and continue to see her as an individual and a whole simultaneously.
Hold her in your arms whenever she pulls close, and in your heart when she draws away.
Tell her how you feel, and allow her to be involved.
This list could potentially be endless as the truth of the matter truly is, so I will just leave it at that and continue to learn from voices wiser than my own.
Do not apply her presence to any template physical or idealized.
Listen to her and not just hear what she says.
Remember that much of what drew your attention to her are defining portions of her individuality, and she will be greatly scarred or lessened by any loss of this.
Try to see her dreams even if they are not attainable through your own efforts, and support them in all ways.
Understand that like all people she will change. Embrace these changes and revel in the growth as life takes her to levels appropriate for her inner beauty.
Don't just tell her that you Love her, show her every single day. Actions mute mere words.
Be her reserve of strength rather than her outward strength.
Do not lose yourself to preconceived or indoctrinated ideals of who you should be.
Remain true to the little girl whose hand she has freely given.
Walk with her in all ways to ensure her path (no matter what it is) is never endured alone.
Never turn your back on even the smallest thing. A pebble removed from a dam is perilous at best and foolhardy at worst.
Accept her in all parts of your life and make yourself available and willing for all parts in hers.
Remember that it takes two to make the onesness you seek and continue to see her as an individual and a whole simultaneously.
Hold her in your arms whenever she pulls close, and in your heart when she draws away.
Tell her how you feel, and allow her to be involved.
This list could potentially be endless as the truth of the matter truly is, so I will just leave it at that and continue to learn from voices wiser than my own.
Beautifully said Mark as always and I know those things would please me immensely....
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BarrenPneuma: See inside of her and who she has struggled against all odds to be.
Do not apply her presence to any template physical or idealized.
Listen to her and not just hear what she says.
Remember that much of what drew your attention to her are defining portions of her individuality, and she will be greatly scarred or lessened by any loss of this.
Try to see her dreams even if they are not attainable through your own efforts, and support them in all ways.
Understand that like all people she will change. Embrace these changes and revel in the growth as life takes her to levels appropriate for her inner beauty.
Don't just tell her that you Love her, show her every single day. Actions mute mere words.
Be her reserve of strength rather than her outward strength.
Do not lose yourself to preconceived or indoctrinated ideals of who you should be.
Remain true to the little girl whose hand she has freely given.
Walk with her in all ways to ensure her path (no matter what it is) is never endured alone.
Never turn your back on even the smallest thing. A pebble removed from a dam is perilous at best and foolhardy at worst.
Accept her in all parts of your life and make yourself available and willing for all parts in hers.
Remember that it takes two to make the onesness you seek and continue to see her as an individual and a whole simultaneously.
Hold her in your arms whenever she pulls close, and in your heart when she draws away.
Tell her how you feel, and allow her to be involved.
This list could potentially be endless as the truth of the matter truly is, so I will just leave it at that and continue to learn from voices wiser than my own.
Very nice, well said, I want a man like that. Understanding and totally there for me like this. I have never had that.Do not apply her presence to any template physical or idealized.
Listen to her and not just hear what she says.
Remember that much of what drew your attention to her are defining portions of her individuality, and she will be greatly scarred or lessened by any loss of this.
Try to see her dreams even if they are not attainable through your own efforts, and support them in all ways.
Understand that like all people she will change. Embrace these changes and revel in the growth as life takes her to levels appropriate for her inner beauty.
Don't just tell her that you Love her, show her every single day. Actions mute mere words.
Be her reserve of strength rather than her outward strength.
Do not lose yourself to preconceived or indoctrinated ideals of who you should be.
Remain true to the little girl whose hand she has freely given.
Walk with her in all ways to ensure her path (no matter what it is) is never endured alone.
Never turn your back on even the smallest thing. A pebble removed from a dam is perilous at best and foolhardy at worst.
Accept her in all parts of your life and make yourself available and willing for all parts in hers.
Remember that it takes two to make the onesness you seek and continue to see her as an individual and a whole simultaneously.
Hold her in your arms whenever she pulls close, and in your heart when she draws away.
Tell her how you feel, and allow her to be involved.
This list could potentially be endless as the truth of the matter truly is, so I will just leave it at that and continue to learn from voices wiser than my own.
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HJFinAZ: I bet if I have all 3 ham radios fired up at the same time and all are different frequencies, I could really drive you nuts..
It would be pretty hard to fire them all up if they were broke!!!!!!!!
And what's the difference...headphones off or on....you still don't listen either way....
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mylifewithu: Very nice, well said, I want a man like that. Understanding and totally there for me like this. I have never had that.
Hey doll.....
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Hugz_n_Kissez: It would be pretty hard to fire them all up if they were broke!!!!!!!! And what's the difference...headphones off or on....you still don't listen either way....
WHAT???????????????? DOn't be messin wit me radios..
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I used to be a facilitator of sorts.....