How to please a woman ( Archived) (66)

Oct 24, 2008 2:55 PM CST How to please a woman
Moema
MoemaMoemaBrasilia, Distrito Federal Brazil45 Threads 3 Polls 730 Posts
Tell her you love her
Tell her again
Tell her again
Keep telling her
Give her tokens
Give her flowers
Give her gifts
Take her out (to NICE places)
Massage her
Listen to her
Dance with her
Don´t drink
Don´t watch football on TV
Pick up after yourself
Do the laudry, hers too, and don´t get anything stained
Cook for her
Be considerate
Do the dishes
Remember anniversaries, birthdays, valentine´s and all important dates
Love her mother
Love her little brother
Play with her little brother
Keep fit (6-pack included)
Open the door for her
Go shopping with her
Give her an honest opinion about her hair
Be faithful
Don´t look at other women
Wait for her to come first
Wait for her to come again
Don´t turn around and sleep after you´ve done it
Be a great kisser
Be funny/fun
Make her laugh
Be good at your job (she´ll be proud)
Lower the toilet seat
Clean the bathroom sink after you´ve used it
Don´t pick your teeth at the table
Don´t fart
Don´t belch
Wash your hands after peeing
Wash your hands after playing with the dog - er, no, take a shower
Make your side of the bed or make the
Prepare her a bath, candles and wine included
Cheange the diapers
Don´t snore
...

(ladies?)
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Oct 24, 2008 2:56 PM CST How to please a woman
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Yes dear

I love you

Here is the check book & credit cards............

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Oct 24, 2008 2:58 PM CST How to please a woman
Kevint
KevintKevintWorcester, Home of the sauce, West Midlands, England UK6 Threads 433 Posts
Moema: Tell her you love her
Tell her again
Tell her again
Keep telling her
Give her tokens
Give her flowers
Give her gifts
Take her out (to NICE places)
Massage her
Listen to her
Dance with her
Don´t drink
Don´t watch football on TV
Pick up after yourself
Do the laudry, hers too, and don´t get anything stained
Cook for her
Be considerate
Do the dishes
Remember anniversaries, birthdays, valentine´s and all important dates
Love her mother
Love her little brother
Play with her little brother
Keep fit (6-pack included)
Open the door for her
Go shopping with her
Give her an honest opinion about her hair
Be faithful
Don´t look at other women
Wait for her to come first
Wait for her to come again
Don´t turn around and sleep after you´ve done it
Be a great kisser
Be funny/fun
Make her laugh
Be good at your job (she´ll be proud)
Lower the toilet seat
Clean the bathroom sink after you´ve used it
Don´t pick your teeth at the table
Don´t fart
Don´t belch
Wash your hands after peeing
Wash your hands after playing with the dog - er, no, take a shower
Make your side of the bed or make the
Prepare her a bath, candles and wine included
Cheange the diapers
Don´t snore
...

(ladies?)


And your still not satisfied
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Oct 24, 2008 3:01 PM CST How to please a woman
DazzleYou
DazzleYouDazzleYouSeattle, WA, Washington USA39 Threads 1 Polls 836 Posts
How to please a woman.

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Oct 24, 2008 3:02 PM CST How to please a woman
I love a man whose just himself.
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Oct 24, 2008 3:03 PM CST How to please a woman
Moema
MoemaMoemaBrasilia, Distrito Federal Brazil45 Threads 3 Polls 730 Posts
Guys, this is a JOKE...
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Oct 24, 2008 3:04 PM CST How to please a woman
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
somechick: I love a man whose just himself.


I can be loved a lot.. Different guy every few minutes.. Old & senile you know, I forget..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 24, 2008 3:04 PM CST How to please a woman
Kevint
KevintKevintWorcester, Home of the sauce, West Midlands, England UK6 Threads 433 Posts
somechick: I love a man whose just himself.


If only that were true of all womensigh
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Oct 24, 2008 3:06 PM CST How to please a woman
Kevint
KevintKevintWorcester, Home of the sauce, West Midlands, England UK6 Threads 433 Posts
Moema: Guys, this is a JOKE...



Oh sorry, thought it was serious, wow uh oh


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Oct 24, 2008 3:08 PM CST How to please a woman
Moema
MoemaMoemaBrasilia, Distrito Federal Brazil45 Threads 3 Polls 730 Posts
Kevint: Oh sorry, thought it was serious,


If it were serious I´d be doing some serious naggin about some credit card - VIRUTAL????? NO WAY, I WANT THE REAL ONE!!! FEDEX PLEASE!!!!

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Oct 24, 2008 3:11 PM CST How to please a woman
Kevint
KevintKevintWorcester, Home of the sauce, West Midlands, England UK6 Threads 433 Posts
Moema: If it were serious I´d be doing some serious naggin about some credit card - VIRUTAL????? NO WAY, I WANT THE REAL ONE!!! FEDEX PLEASE!!!!



Its on its wayapplause

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Oct 24, 2008 3:13 PM CST How to please a woman
Moema
MoemaMoemaBrasilia, Distrito Federal Brazil45 Threads 3 Polls 730 Posts
Kevint: Its on its way

Well virtually


YEAH!!! IT BETTER BE WORTH IT TOO!!!!
very mad

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Oct 24, 2008 3:16 PM CST How to please a woman
maybesoon
maybesoonmaybesoonthe moon, Queensland Australia16 Threads 1 Polls 951 Posts
Moema: If it were serious I´d be doing some serious naggin about some credit card - VIRUTAL????? NO WAY, I WANT THE REAL ONE!!! FEDEX PLEASE!!!!


and then you woke up!!!! and thought,. i better get a job!!!yay
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Oct 24, 2008 3:17 PM CST How to please a woman
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
Moema: Guys, this is a JOKE...


I do all of these things...except I changed my own diapers, thank you!

Seriously, I do 98% of what is listed....am I weird? Is that "over the top"?dunno
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Oct 24, 2008 3:19 PM CST How to please a woman
RedHeadedTaurus
RedHeadedTaurusRedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA17 Threads 1 Polls 8,455 Posts
mbcasey: Is that "over the top"?






No.
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Oct 24, 2008 3:20 PM CST How to please a woman
Moema
MoemaMoemaBrasilia, Distrito Federal Brazil45 Threads 3 Polls 730 Posts
mbcasey: I do all of these things...except I changed my own diapers, thank you!

Seriously, I do 98% of what is listed....am I weird? Is that "over the top"?


PERFECT!!!! MARRY ME?

Not Somechick, she just wants you to be yourself.

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Oct 24, 2008 3:22 PM CST How to please a woman
Moema
MoemaMoemaBrasilia, Distrito Federal Brazil45 Threads 3 Polls 730 Posts
maybesoon: and then you woke up!!!! and thought,. i better get a job!!!


Hey, I´ll gladly get a job if you do what´s in the list, do the laundry and the cooking, help the kids with their homework, keep the house, and be ready, bathed, perfumed and groomed and have dinner ready by the time I´m home. No credit card needed!!!!
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Oct 24, 2008 3:23 PM CST How to please a woman
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK43 Threads 7 Polls 1,897 Posts
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Oct 24, 2008 3:23 PM CST How to please a woman
Moema: PERFECT!!!! MARRY ME?

Not Somechick, she just wants you to be yourself.





I'm not going to take what you said personal but. I'll leave it out of the forums.
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Oct 24, 2008 3:24 PM CST How to please a woman
maybesoon
maybesoonmaybesoonthe moon, Queensland Australia16 Threads 1 Polls 951 Posts
mbcasey: I do all of these things...except I changed my own diapers, thank you!

Seriously, I do 98% of what is listed....am I weird? Is that "over the top"?



yeah thats weird, what does the women do!!! not alot left!!!comfort
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