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Nov 6, 2008 4:42 PM CST Mildred the church self appointed monitor of the church morals.....she got it served right back
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
Mildred, the church gossip


Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's
morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several
members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared
her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of
being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the
town's only bar one afternoon.

She emphatically told George and several others that everyone seeing
it there would know what he was doing. George, a man of few words,
stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away.

He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.

Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house.........and left it there all night.

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Nov 6, 2008 4:46 PM CST Mildred the church self appointed monitor of the church morals.....she got it served right back
Evanese
EvaneseEvaneseLetha, Idaho USA1 Threads 123 Posts
hollandgirl: Mildred, the church gossipMildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's
morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several
members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared
her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of
being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the
town's only bar one afternoon.

She emphatically told George and several others that everyone seeing
it there would know what he was doing. George, a man of few words,
stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away.

He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.

Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house.........and left it there all night.


laugh That's rich.
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Nov 6, 2008 4:47 PM CST Mildred the church self appointed monitor of the church morals.....she got it served right back
DazzleYou
DazzleYouDazzleYouSeattle, WA, Washington USA60 Threads 2 Polls 1,343 Posts
I don't care who you are, that is funny right there.
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Nov 6, 2008 4:47 PM CST Mildred the church self appointed monitor of the church morals.....she got it served right back
ModestlyAwesome
ModestlyAwesomeModestlyAwesomePhoenix, Arizona USA3 Threads 2 Polls 543 Posts
An oldie but goodie laugh
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Nov 6, 2008 4:48 PM CST Mildred the church self appointed monitor of the church morals.....she got it served right back
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland13 Threads 8,222 Posts
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Nov 6, 2008 4:51 PM CST Mildred the church self appointed monitor of the church morals.....she got it served right back
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
DazzleYou: I don't care who you are, that is funny right there.


Of course you care who I am rolling on the floor laughing
I think this is a true story as when going to googles; Mildred the church gossip, it it full of this story.

dancing dancing dancing
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Nov 6, 2008 4:52 PM CST Mildred the church self appointed monitor of the church morals.....she got it served right back
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
ModestlyAwesome: An oldie but goodie


Some are too good not to be brought back at times.
dancing
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Nov 6, 2008 5:13 PM CST Mildred the church self appointed monitor of the church morals.....she got it served right back
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA230 Threads 9 Polls 27,698 Posts
laugh
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Nov 6, 2008 10:09 PM CST Mildred the church self appointed monitor of the church morals.....she got it served right back
samora77
samora77samora77Staten Island, New York USA46 Threads 724 Posts
Nice helping of her fav food's--rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 6, 2008 10:31 PM CST Mildred the church self appointed monitor of the church morals.....she got it served right back
shipoker58
shipoker58shipoker58Las Vegas, Nevada USA35 Threads 4,332 Posts
good answer!!rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 7, 2008 4:59 AM CST Mildred the church self appointed monitor of the church morals.....she got it served right back
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
I know ship you wished you could have been George huh? Just for that moment.
I think it is a great joke if it was a joke.
cheering
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Nov 7, 2008 5:01 AM CST Mildred the church self appointed monitor of the church morals.....she got it served right back
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Nov 16, 2008 7:43 PM CST Mildred the church self appointed monitor of the church morals.....she got it served right back
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
Sure would have loved to see her face the next dayrolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 16, 2008 8:15 PM CST Mildred the church self appointed monitor of the church morals.....she got it served right back
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
hollandgirl:
Sure would have loved to see her face the next day


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