Mildred the church self appointed monitor of the church morals.....she got it served right back ( Archived) (14)

Mildred, the church gossip


Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's
morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several
members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared
her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of
being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the
town's only bar one afternoon.

She emphatically told George and several others that everyone seeing
it there would know what he was doing. George, a man of few words,
stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away.

He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.

Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house.........and left it there all night.

That's rich.

I don't care who you are, that is funny right there.

An oldie but goodie

Of course you care who I am
I think this is a true story as when going to googles; Mildred the church gossip, it it full of this story.

Some are too good not to be brought back at times.

Nice helping of her fav food's--