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Nov 14, 2008 10:55 AM CST Answering Machine messages
epicure
epicureepicureAlanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey401 Threads 10 Polls 5,224 Posts
. Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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Nov 14, 2008 10:56 AM CST Answering Machine messages
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 14, 2008 12:56 PM CST Answering Machine messages
epicure
epicureepicureAlanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey401 Threads 10 Polls 5,224 Posts
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Nov 14, 2008 1:11 PM CST Answering Machine messages
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 14, 2008 1:20 PM CST Answering Machine messages
ModestlyAwesome
ModestlyAwesomeModestlyAwesomePhoenix, Arizona USA3 Threads 2 Polls 322 Posts
laugh laugh laugh
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Nov 14, 2008 1:35 PM CST Answering Machine messages
DazzleYou
DazzleYouDazzleYouSeattle, WA, Washington USA39 Threads 1 Polls 836 Posts
Or you can use what I use....

Hello, you have reached Dr. Steven _______.
I am a medical Dr., but you have reached my home phone.
If you are calling for medical advice of any kind, including
but not limited to colds and viruses, physical ailments of any kind,
or you did something stupid to yourself, please talk with your
own physician or see your nearest emergency room.

I do not give free advice. If this is not a medical emergency, and you are
not an attorney, please leave your name, and your number and I will
return your call when it is a most convenient time for ME to do so.
Thank you.
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Nov 14, 2008 3:53 PM CST Answering Machine messages
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
You know who this is and you know the drill.. Leave a message & I will call you back when I want to. If you don't know me, why are you calling me??devil
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