CS SURVIVORS ..The Island Escape (80)
smokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 PostsCuspofMagic: Too Many males on this island - i'll come if im the Alfa
Oh goody ... We got an Alpha Male!!!! Yes, Cusp, you can be the Alpha Male on the island, as long as the others allow you .............If not, then we can have always stage some Gladiatorial Sunday Entertainment ..........? Just keep your face painted like that and they should stay intimidated. In fact, paint your whole body, and maybe they begin worshipping you....?? Rusty or Elley could be coerced into carving out a nice big wooden face mask you could wear for ceremonial type dances....?
Thanks, that was interesting! Yeah, I sort of gathered that was the Husk.... So if you burn it, it deters mosquitos?
Conrad73: Nope just the Regular and the Golden Variety.
Lots of the Palms are dying due to a Virus Disease.
Lots of the Palms are dying due to a Virus Disease.
Those are my relatives you know? There are very few of us originals around these days............
Elley: O Great One, O Smoking Woman of wisdom teeth and arbiter of good taste and harbinger of the most salubrious news.....permission to step ashore please and get this motley crew of so called men organised into something akin to civilised human beans. Got my harpoon well oiled and sharpened, look live lads.
Yes, DArl, We just waiting for some Women to join the tribe ....! Thus far we only got Abbiye who is the Chief Chef!.... and me who is the Chief Warden (only joking - I`m gonna do nothing - cause I`m too old)
Hey can i be considered coming from an island.....i know all about island life and la dolce vita 
hhm i would like to volunteer as official wine and food taster after all you dont know what you will be faced with .......you might have to end up by eating dung beatles 
hhm i would like to volunteer as official wine and food taster after all you dont know what you will be faced with .......you might have to end up by eating dung beatles ghost007: Hey can i be considered coming from an island.....i know all about island life and la dolce vita hhm i would like to volunteer as official wine and food taster after all you dont know what you will be faced with .......you might have to end up by eating dung beatles
Dung beetles?!... if there`s dung beetles then we gonna be having things like Rhino and Elephants on this island!!!!!!!! or something that makes big piles of dung anyway. I think we need to co-op Conrad in here as Research Scientist?
Yes, yes, Ghost, you are most welcome. But dont know what Abbiye is gonna think about having a 2nd opinion on her cooking? Maybe you`d like to be in charge of keeping the wine away from Phoenix....... cause we cant afford to have him let loose in that department!!!!
ghost007: Now where the hell did you get that statistic have you been shopping in the wrong outlet malls a case of mistaken identity or oopps i meant mistaken gender
that's true...darn statistics...we'll need a little pre-island verification...
...smoky: No one will be wearing bras! ..... If you want the job of making them - then maybe they could be made out of the coconut fibre? (a tad itchy scratchy...?)
If you soak the fibres for 48 hours in goat's milk then they get nice and soft................ ok, who's stolen the island goat?
Yegads - somebody's trying to roast it!
Hang on a moment - bring that bloody goat back!
rusty_knight: If you soak the fibres for 48 hours in goat's milk then they get nice and soft................ ok, who's stolen the island goat?
Yegads - somebody's trying to roast it!
Hang on a moment - bring that bloody goat back!
Hey,who has been messing with the Livestock?Yegads - somebody's trying to roast it!
Hang on a moment - bring that bloody goat back!
How am I gonna make Cheese now?
smoky: Thanks, that was interesting! Yeah, I sort of gathered that was the Husk.... So if you burn it, it deters mosquitoes?
It smolders,and I guess the smoke keeps the Mosquitoes away.
smoky: Those are my relatives you know? There are very few of us originals around these days............
We planted over 300 Coconut Trees on a 100 Acre Island back in '69.
Wonder how many are left after about five Major Hurricanes and the Lethal Yellowing.
Interesting,the Disease seems to be caused by Bacteria rather than Virii.
Sad what it looks like once the Disease has taken it's course.
On a different note,will the Fiend that has Goat-Napped the Goat please return it!
No Ransom.Period!
Elley: If you need a hand or two I just happen to have two hands free, this is not a job for one man only.
Or, I can be the knicker fitter, you can,t get fitter than a quick knick fitter.
..... Oh, the guys on this site! I think I`m cancelling this island jaunt!!!! Absolutely no-one who is Big Macho Food Provider, or Inventor of Cooking Utensils, or House Building .... They all want to make bras and knickers!!!!Except Conrad ... He`s only concerned about milking the goat and making cheese ... Okay, So me and Conrad are going off by ourselves to live on this Island!!!!! The rest of you can stay HERE!
smoky: ..... Oh, the guys on this site! I think I`m cancelling this island jaunt!!!! Absolutely no-one who is Big Macho Food Provider, or Inventor of Cooking Utensils, or House Building .... They all want to make bras and knickers!!!!
Except Conrad ... He`s only concerned about milking the goat and making cheese ... Okay, So me and Conrad are going off by ourselves to live on this Island!!!!! The rest of you can stay HERE!
Except Conrad ... He`s only concerned about milking the goat and making cheese ... Okay, So me and Conrad are going off by ourselves to live on this Island!!!!! The rest of you can stay HERE!
Don't leave me here all by myself!
I can build or fix almost anything, whether it's wood, metal, glass or whatever. I'm inventive, resourceful and damn handy to have around.
Might need to pair me up with a woman though, on my own I tend to procrastinate and avoid things.
kidatheart: Don't leave me here all by myself!
I can build or fix almost anything, whether it's wood, metal, glass or whatever. I'm inventive, resourceful and damn handy to have around.
Might need to pair me up with a woman though, on my own I tend to procrastinate and avoid things.
I can build or fix almost anything, whether it's wood, metal, glass or whatever. I'm inventive, resourceful and damn handy to have around.
Might need to pair me up with a woman though, on my own I tend to procrastinate and avoid things.
Oh, Kid, I forgot about you ... of course, I`m sure you`d be a good asset to have on that island. The only problemo is that so far we got hardly any women volunteers! I dont know what they`re waiting for ......??
But maybe now that you`ve popped up .... we get some more interest ......!?
Now that you,ve popped up !!!!! Smokey, a)it,s my half track mind
b) your Freudian slip c)Kidda is well endowed and you somehow are acquainted with this fact.
b) your Freudian slip c)Kidda is well endowed and you somehow are acquainted with this fact.
smoky: ..... Oh, the guys on this site! I think I`m cancelling this island jaunt!!!! Absolutely no-one who is Big Macho Food Provider, or Inventor of Cooking Utensils, or House Building .... They all want to make bras and knickers!!!!
Except Conrad ... He`s only concerned about milking the goat and making cheese ... Okay, So me and Conrad are going off by ourselves to live on this Island!!!!! The rest of you can stay HERE!
Yes,let's leave them behind.Except Conrad ... He`s only concerned about milking the goat and making cheese ... Okay, So me and Conrad are going off by ourselves to live on this Island!!!!! The rest of you can stay HERE!
Conrad73: It smolders,and I guess the smoke keeps the Mosquitoes away.
And makes our eyes cry with tears
smoky: ..... Oh, the guys on this site! I think I`m cancelling this island jaunt!!!! Absolutely no-one who is Big Macho Food Provider, or Inventor of Cooking Utensils, or House Building .... They all want to make bras and knickers!!!!
Except Conrad ... He`s only concerned about milking the goat and making cheese ... Okay, So me and Conrad are going off by ourselves to live on this Island!!!!! The rest of you can stay HERE!
Except Conrad ... He`s only concerned about milking the goat and making cheese ... Okay, So me and Conrad are going off by ourselves to live on this Island!!!!! The rest of you can stay HERE!
Excuse me!
I did offer to keep the young bucks behaved until I ran out of ammunition!
I've also offered to milk the rams, and distribute the coconuts fairly and set up a 'small fish futures' market on my global laptop internet thingy website............... what does a man have to do to satisfy you, dammit?
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