CS SURVIVORS ..The Island Escape (80)
smoky:
This island has fresh water, lots of trees, beautiful beaches, tropical climate. Sometimes there are hurricanes, and maybe a Tsunami or two. Lots of mosquitos, ants, spiders, snakes.
You can only bring what you can carry by yourself - and be able to swim to shore with - the boat will drop us off about half a km from shore! (Survivor style)
Any volunteers?
This island has fresh water, lots of trees, beautiful beaches, tropical climate. Sometimes there are hurricanes, and maybe a Tsunami or two. Lots of mosquitos, ants, spiders, snakes.
You can only bring what you can carry by yourself - and be able to swim to shore with - the boat will drop us off about half a km from shore! (Survivor style)
Any volunteers?
I can't swim..but i play a mean guitar and seeing as there is a beach...I want to be head volley ball coach...
phoenix: I can't swim..but i play a mean guitar and seeing as there is a beach...I want to be head volley ball coach...
Somehow or other ... I just KNEW it! So how you gonna get yourself and Henrietta to the beach? Maybe you could ride there on one of those big blowup lilo-type pool chairs? .. and you`ll need a volley ball, or you gonna play with coconuts?
cant swim either.it would be nice if am allowed to prepare the meals..while you guys monkey around
abbiye: cant swim either.it would be nice if am allowed to prepare the meals..while you guys monkey around
Dear Abbiye,
Are you applying for the position of Chef? If so, please specify what type of food you envisage preparing for this tribe. Remember, when we arrive there, we will have very little provisions, and will depend on hunting up pigs and things that live on islands, or fishing for fishy things.
Cant wait to hear how the hunting is going to be done... Men?
Abbiye ...... How are you going to cook the food? And what are you going to cook it in? You going to bring pots and pans?
smoky: Dear Abbiye,
Are you applying for the position of Chef? If so, please specify what type of food you envisage preparing for this tribe. Remember, when we arrive there, we will have very little provisions, and will depend on hunting up pigs and things that live on islands, or fishing for fishy things.
Cant wait to hear how the hunting is going to be done... Men?
Abbiye ...... How are you going to cook the food? And what are you going to cook it in? You going to bring pots and pans?
well smoky..am the house chef,as for food am going to prepareAre you applying for the position of Chef? If so, please specify what type of food you envisage preparing for this tribe. Remember, when we arrive there, we will have very little provisions, and will depend on hunting up pigs and things that live on islands, or fishing for fishy things.
Cant wait to hear how the hunting is going to be done... Men?
Abbiye ...... How are you going to cook the food? And what are you going to cook it in? You going to bring pots and pans?
it depends on what you guys catch.if its a pig..we can roast a whole pig in coconut water....well never mind when we get to the island..we think.as for cooking utensils..well we would be doing mostly roasting on wild fire(am sure you must have seen the movie,the gods must be crazy).the pots and the pans am bringing.thats why am the chef
I want the post as MacGywer!!!!
I will bring my Survival knife (Victorinox SOS) as my only tool.
Wit it I can splint wood and make fire.
With the fire I can make a melting pot to extract metals.
With the metals I can create an alternator.
Witht the alternator I create electricity.
With the electricity and the rest of the metal wire I made, I will make an electrical fence to keep wild animals where we want them and mosquitos at bay.
Glowing coals in a coconut shell makes for a perfect mosuito repellant btw.
I know to fish and hunt, I can climb and swim very well long distances under water as well.
May I join?
I will bring my Survival knife (Victorinox SOS) as my only tool.
Wit it I can splint wood and make fire.
With the fire I can make a melting pot to extract metals.
With the metals I can create an alternator.
Witht the alternator I create electricity.
With the electricity and the rest of the metal wire I made, I will make an electrical fence to keep wild animals where we want them and mosquitos at bay.
Glowing coals in a coconut shell makes for a perfect mosuito repellant btw.
I know to fish and hunt, I can climb and swim very well long distances under water as well.
May I join?
abbiye: well smoky..am the house chef,as for food am going to prepare it depends on what you guys catch.if its a pig..we can roast a whole pig in coconut water....well never mind when we get to the island..we think.as for cooking utensils..well we would be doing mostly roasting on wild fire(am sure you must have seen the movie,the gods must be crazy).the pots and the pans am bringing.thats why am the chef
Dear Abbiye,
I have great pleasure in informing you that your application for position on the Island as Chief Chef is approved.
As Phoenix will be floating in on his blow-up lounging chair carrying only his guitar and a volley ball, I am sure he will have no objections to ferrying in any pots and pans and other utensils you may be bringing, just so that they do not weigh more than his chair can support! As you do not swim, I would suggest that you acquire a blow-up mattress ( you could use this for sleeping on ) and tie it to Phoenix`s chair and the two of you float in together? Should your mattress punture en route and be of no use to sleep on, you could also use it as a shelter under which to prepare meals, until someone thatches you a roof?
PietroPaoloV: Am I in?Oh, and sorry about bringing the kerosene can to the engine room and playing with it, I didn’t mean for the ship to sink.
I thought it was the fertiliser you carried around
mike69spain: I want the post as MacGywer!!!!
I will bring my Survival knife (Victorinox SOS) as my only tool.
Wit it I can splint wood and make fire.
With the fire I can make a melting pot to extract metals.
With the metals I can create an alternator.
Witht the alternator I create electricity.
With the electricity and the rest of the metal wire I made, I will make an electrical fence to keep wild animals where we want them and mosquitos at bay.
Glowing coals in a coconut shell makes for a perfect mosuito repellant btw.
I know to fish and hunt, I can climb and swim very well long distances under water as well.
May I join?
I will bring my Survival knife (Victorinox SOS) as my only tool.
Wit it I can splint wood and make fire.
With the fire I can make a melting pot to extract metals.
With the metals I can create an alternator.
Witht the alternator I create electricity.
With the electricity and the rest of the metal wire I made, I will make an electrical fence to keep wild animals where we want them and mosquitos at bay.
Glowing coals in a coconut shell makes for a perfect mosuito repellant btw.
I know to fish and hunt, I can climb and swim very well long distances under water as well.
May I join?
Oh YES! Every deserted island of tribalism needs a MacGywer! Just as long as you not thinking of constructing 5 story tree-house dwellings!. .. or inventing motor cars, or drilling for oil! We dont want to ruin the island.
So, I take it that you are meaning to seperate the males from the females with this electrical fence? I dont think you will be very popular! This island is removed from society as we know it ...... now. The mosquito story is good though, very good.
Our Chief Chef will appreciate your hunting and fishing skills - she will be needing something to cook!
And your tree climbing abilities will take care of the coconut shell thing with mosquitos.
Yes - You are IN! Welcome to the CS Survivor Series............. Besides which, even without your hunting and fishing skills, I`m pretty sure the ladies would appreciate having your around just for some Eye Candy?
smoky: So, I take it that you are meaning to seperate the males from the females with this electrical fence? I dont think you will be very popular! This island is removed from society as we know it ...... now. The mosquito story is good though, very good.
What?
Oh, no... it is to keep djungle cats and evil spitting snakes away. Not georgeous women.
I meant women when talking about hunting, climbing and swimming though ...
mike69spain: What?
Oh, no... it is to keep djungle cats and evil spitting snakes away. Not georgeous women.
I meant women when talking about hunting, climbing and swimming though ...
Oh, no... it is to keep djungle cats and evil spitting snakes away. Not georgeous women.
I meant women when talking about hunting, climbing and swimming though ...
I'm good at keeping young hormonally challenged men childs in check......I'll bring a gun and some ammunition and a beady eye to keep open while others sleep soundly at night.
I can teach people to swim and organise coconut knocking down parties and coconut mat making groups and dividing the spoils of hunting equally - one for me, one for smoky, one for the rest of you...........
Until I run out of ammunition and the young bucks learn how to make bows and arrows or use the thigh bones of deceased crew members to smash my skull in I'll provide law and order until I'm ursurped - ok?
mike69spain: What?
Oh, no... it is to keep djungle cats and evil spitting snakes away. Not georgeous women.
I meant women when talking about hunting, climbing and swimming though ...
Oh, no... it is to keep djungle cats and evil spitting snakes away. Not georgeous women.
I meant women when talking about hunting, climbing and swimming though ...
Oh so you not gonna be hunting or climbing for FOOD? or swimming for FOOD? You mean all this energy is gonna be devoted to chasing women???????????????????????? Wot you aiming to eat?
smoky: Okay, so you gonna be More Eye Candy, and you can keep the title of Light Entertainment.
Looks like we gonna be needing the women to solve the housing problems?
Looks like we gonna be needing the women to solve the housing problems?
Oh, house... house!
I thought you needed someone solve the foreseen "hose" conundrum.
rusty_knight: I'm good at keeping young hormonally challenged men childs in check......I'll bring a gun and some ammunition and a beady eye to keep open while others sleep soundly at night.
I can teach people to swim and organise coconut knocking down parties and coconut mat making groups and dividing the spoils of hunting equally - one for me, one for smoky, one for the rest of you...........
Until I run out of ammunition and the young bucks learn how to make bows and arrows or use the thigh bones of deceased crew members to smash my skull in I'll provide law and order until I'm ursurped - ok?
I can teach people to swim and organise coconut knocking down parties and coconut mat making groups and dividing the spoils of hunting equally - one for me, one for smoky, one for the rest of you...........
Until I run out of ammunition and the young bucks learn how to make bows and arrows or use the thigh bones of deceased crew members to smash my skull in I'll provide law and order until I'm ursurped - ok?
Ahhhh, now we have the MEN appying for positions of authority - which is sorely needed at this point of recruitment!
Yes, Rusty, seems we got two hormonally challenged young males already needing to be kept in check.
Always good to have a night-watchman! Never know WHO else could be on that Island?
I like your thinking with the dividing of the spoils of coconuts - a fellow after my own heart - stomach first, uber alles!
By the time this bunch learn to use implements for warfare, or get around to de-fleshing their dead compatriots to use their thighbones as implements, well, I think the progeny of Paola will already be teenagers, and we can have brainwashed them into worshipping us as their gods?
Just think - a whole brand new generation who worship us elders of the tribe! They can then carry us around on their backs, or bamboo litters while we languish in luxury being fed the best of the fresh produce they`ve toiled to grow ........! wow!
PietroPaoloV: Oh, house... house !
I thought you needed someone solve the foreseen "hose" conundrum.
I thought you needed someone solve the foreseen "hose" conundrum.
Well, at least you one person who wont be requiring any Wacky-Weed! You just a natural born ......!!!
smoky: Ahhhh, now we have the MEN appying for positions of authority - which is sorely needed at this point of recruitment!
Yes, Rusty, seems we got two hormonally challenged young males already needing to be kept in check.
Always good to have a night-watchman! Never know WHO else could be on that Island?
I like your thinking with the dividing of the spoils of coconuts - a fellow after my own heart - stomach first, uber alles!
By the time this bunch learn to use implements for warfare, or get around to de-fleshing their dead compatriots to use their thighbones as implements, well, I think the progeny of Paola will already be teenagers, and we can have brainwashed them into worshipping us as their gods?
Just think - a whole brand new generation who worship us elders of the tribe! They can then carry us around on their backs, or bamboo litters while we languish in luxury being fed the best of the fresh produce they`ve toiled to grow ........! wow!
Yes, Rusty, seems we got two hormonally challenged young males already needing to be kept in check.
Always good to have a night-watchman! Never know WHO else could be on that Island?
I like your thinking with the dividing of the spoils of coconuts - a fellow after my own heart - stomach first, uber alles!
By the time this bunch learn to use implements for warfare, or get around to de-fleshing their dead compatriots to use their thighbones as implements, well, I think the progeny of Paola will already be teenagers, and we can have brainwashed them into worshipping us as their gods?
Just think - a whole brand new generation who worship us elders of the tribe! They can then carry us around on their backs, or bamboo litters while we languish in luxury being fed the best of the fresh produce they`ve toiled to grow ........! wow!
I think it more likely that my skull will be smashed in by an old thigh bone first, but I like your optimism!
smoky: Oh so you not gonna be hunting or climbing for FOOD? or swimming for FOOD? You mean all this energy is gonna be devoted to chasing women???????????????????????? Wot you aiming to eat?
Women?
mike69spain: I want the post as MacGywer!!!!
I will bring my Survival knife (Victorinox SOS) as my only tool.
Wit it I can splint wood and make fire.
With the fire I can make a melting pot to extract metals.
With the metals I can create an alternator.
Witht the alternator I create electricity.
With the electricity and the rest of the metal wire I made, I will make an electrical fence to keep wild animals where we want them and mosquitos at bay.
Glowing coals in a coconut shell makes for a perfect mosuito repellant btw.
I know to fish and hunt, I can climb and swim very well long distances under water as well.
May I join?
Damn,that's sure glossing over the Details.I will bring my Survival knife (Victorinox SOS) as my only tool.
Wit it I can splint wood and make fire.
With the fire I can make a melting pot to extract metals.
With the metals I can create an alternator.
Witht the alternator I create electricity.
With the electricity and the rest of the metal wire I made, I will make an electrical fence to keep wild animals where we want them and mosquitos at bay.
Glowing coals in a coconut shell makes for a perfect mosuito repellant btw.
I know to fish and hunt, I can climb and swim very well long distances under water as well.
May I join?
BTW,it's Coconut-Husk.
mike69spain: Women?
Dear Mike,
I regret to inform you that the Committee of One of the Great CS Island Escape have withdrawn their acceptance of your application to participate in this great adventure.
Due to the fact that we have had only 3 applications thus far from men, and only 1 from a woman, the fact that you intend eating the women, does, I fear, rather detract from the enticement of females to participate. We do fear that should this information be leaked to our one and only Chef, being female, she may withdraw her application, and then we will be left with only 2 men, and then the entire venture will have to be abandoned.
Could you not perhaps be convinced to restrict your diet to things like yams, wild pig, bananas, pineapples and coconuts?
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So, we been offered an escape to a beautiful deserted tropical island, and interviews are being conducted for who is going to be accepted.........
We need useful types of people - So post your CV hereunder!
(Its no use being a Barman unless we got someone to make liquor - and being Barman means you gotta be able to make Ice/keeps the drinks cool, carve out or invent drinking vessels, be able to identify all the different types of alcohol and specify their alcoholic content ... just to give you an idea of the specifics required).
This island has fresh water, lots of trees, beautiful beaches, tropical climate. Sometimes there are hurricanes, and maybe a Tsunami or two. Lots of mosquitos, ants, spiders, snakes.
You can only bring what you can carry by yourself - and be able to swim to shore with - the boat will drop us off about half a km from shore! (Survivor style)
Any volunteers?