Would You Allow Your Lover to Tie You to the Bed? ( Archived) (41)

Dec 2, 2008 8:29 PM CST Would You Allow Your Lover to Tie You to the Bed?
FreedomLover
FreedomLoverFreedomLoverEverett, Washington USA28 Threads 867 Posts
SUPERMAN

A neighbour of a newly wed couple was worried when she didn't hear her rather noisey neighbours for a while. A few days later, she peered through their letterbox and through the windows. But there was no sign of anyone. Concerned for the young couple, she called the police. The officers promptly broke down the door, then searched the house. Only to find the young women gagged and tied to the bed. Her husband was lying unconscious on the floor, wearing a Superman Outfit. They later explain that they had been engaged in a superhero role-playing fantasy, and the costumed husband had knocked himself out attempting to jump onto his wife from atop the dresser. Of course, the woman was unable to help him!
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Dec 2, 2008 8:30 PM CST Would You Allow Your Lover to Tie You to the Bed?
aberfoyle
aberfoyleaberfoyleCoffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia17 Threads 1 Polls 1,328 Posts
So the answer to your question would then be "NO" laugh wave
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Dec 2, 2008 8:30 PM CST Would You Allow Your Lover to Tie You to the Bed?
kiiwii
kiiwiikiiwiiNZ, Northland New Zealand3 Threads 839 Posts
FreedomLover: SUPERMAN

A neighbour of a newly wed couple was worried when she didn't hear her rather noisey neighbours for a while. A few days later, she peered through their letterbox and through the windows. But there was no sign of anyone. Concerned for the young couple, she called the police. The officers promptly broke down the door, then searched the house. Only to find the young women gagged and tied to the bed. Her husband was lying unconscious on the floor, wearing a Superman Outfit. They later explain that they had been engaged in a superhero role-playing fantasy, and the costumed husband had knocked himself out attempting to jump onto his wife from atop the dresser. Of course, the woman was unable to help him!



rolling on the floor laughing SUPERRRRMANNN!!!!
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Dec 2, 2008 8:31 PM CST Would You Allow Your Lover to Tie You to the Bed?
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
FreedomLover: SUPERMAN

A neighbour of a newly wed couple was worried when she didn't hear her rather noisey neighbours for a while. A few days later, she peered through their letterbox and through the windows. But there was no sign of anyone. Concerned for the young couple, she called the police. The officers promptly broke down the door, then searched the house. Only to find the young women gagged and tied to the bed. Her husband was lying unconscious on the floor, wearing a Superman Outfit. They later explain that they had been engaged in a superhero role-playing fantasy, and the costumed husband had knocked himself out attempting to jump onto his wife from atop the dresser. Of course, the woman was unable to help him!


I hate sad stories..... crying
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Dec 2, 2008 8:31 PM CST Would You Allow Your Lover to Tie You to the Bed?
waiting4u
waiting4uwaiting4uGB's Heart, Oregon USA3 Threads 1,869 Posts
doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 2, 2008 8:31 PM CST Would You Allow Your Lover to Tie You to the Bed?
kiiwii
kiiwiikiiwiiNZ, Northland New Zealand3 Threads 839 Posts
aberfoyle: So the answer to your question would then be "NO"


hey abe hug
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Dec 2, 2008 8:32 PM CST Would You Allow Your Lover to Tie You to the Bed?
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
aberfoyle: So the answer to your question would then be "NO"


Only if you have a padded headboard and thick carpet on the floor rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 2, 2008 8:32 PM CST Would You Allow Your Lover to Tie You to the Bed?
aberfoyle
aberfoyleaberfoyleCoffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia17 Threads 1 Polls 1,328 Posts
wave hiya Kiiwii hug
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Dec 2, 2008 8:35 PM CST Would You Allow Your Lover to Tie You to the Bed?
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
See I just mentioned something about like this in another thread, No way could I trust being tied up or handcuffed, he could have heart attack and die or something and then I die a long slow death.

Thank God that woman had a concerned neighbor.wink laugh uh oh
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Dec 2, 2008 8:37 PM CST Would You Allow Your Lover to Tie You to the Bed?
abbiye
abbiyeabbiyesofia, Sofia City Bulgaria10 Threads 344 Posts
mylifewithu: See I just mentioned something about like this in another thread, No way could I trust being tied up or handcuffed, he could have heart attack and die or something and then I die a long slow death.

Thank God that woman had a concerned neighbor.
a snoopy one i would saylaugh
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Dec 2, 2008 8:40 PM CST Would You Allow Your Lover to Tie You to the Bed?
FreedomLover
FreedomLoverFreedomLoverEverett, Washington USA28 Threads 867 Posts
mylifewithu: See I just mentioned something about like this in another thread, No way could I trust being tied up or handcuffed, he could have heart attack and die or something and then I die a long slow death.

Thank God that woman had a concerned neighbor.


I bet the guys that had to untie her had a good laugh. laugh
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Dec 2, 2008 8:40 PM CST Would You Allow Your Lover to Tie You to the Bed?
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
Indyfella: Only if you have a padded headboard and thick carpet on the floor



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I do.wine
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Dec 2, 2008 8:40 PM CST Would You Allow Your Lover to Tie You to the Bed?
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
mylifewithu: See I just mentioned something about like this in another thread, No way could I trust being tied up or handcuffed, he could have heart attack and die or something and then I die a long slow death.

Thank God that woman had a concerned neighbor.



and a good bladder. rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 2, 2008 8:43 PM CST Would You Allow Your Lover to Tie You to the Bed?
FreedomLover
FreedomLoverFreedomLoverEverett, Washington USA28 Threads 867 Posts
Indyfella: and a good bladder.


Good point laugh
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Dec 2, 2008 8:43 PM CST Would You Allow Your Lover to Tie You to the Bed?
shipoker58
shipoker58shipoker58Las Vegas, Nevada USA30 Threads 2,969 Posts
***Would You Allow Your Lover to Tie You to the Bed?




NO
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Dec 2, 2008 8:47 PM CST Would You Allow Your Lover to Tie You to the Bed?
jacey23c
jacey23cjacey23csilver lake, Ohio USA3 Threads 18 Posts
Thats by far the funniest story ive heard in awhile. The cops were probably cracking up...
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Dec 2, 2008 8:47 PM CST Would You Allow Your Lover to Tie You to the Bed?
aberfoyle
aberfoyleaberfoyleCoffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia17 Threads 1 Polls 1,328 Posts
Indyfella: Only if you have a padded headboard and thick carpet on the floor


Well he had a thick head and a padded brain and it didn't work laugh
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Dec 2, 2008 8:49 PM CST Would You Allow Your Lover to Tie You to the Bed?
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
aberfoyle: Well he had a thick head and a padded brain and it didn't work


maybe wear a football helmet next time? dunno
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Dec 2, 2008 8:52 PM CST Would You Allow Your Lover to Tie You to the Bed?
aberfoyle
aberfoyleaberfoyleCoffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia17 Threads 1 Polls 1,328 Posts
Indyfella: maybe wear a football helmet next time?



thumbs up yup. and then he can knock her out next time laugh
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Dec 2, 2008 8:55 PM CST Would You Allow Your Lover to Tie You to the Bed?
jacey23c
jacey23cjacey23csilver lake, Ohio USA3 Threads 18 Posts
But ya its a good time. Its better tying someone up than being tied but its a good time either way...
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