The Good Morning Hot Croissant Thread (861)
Lagoona22: Ok so we have Marti-Parti sipping her curds and whey....we have Javid looking smug and sipping coffee in the corner...a spotty Tammie is snogging in the corner with Vinny, Phoenix is still smoking with his coffee black...and Vennie is being sanctimonious, while she stuffs herself with cream cake and coffee...
...and then there's me behaving myself with the morning paper...
Hello world...
...and then there's me behaving myself with the morning paper...
Hello world...
The world says Hello back to you
Lagoona22: Update....Spot Tammie....
(she's the one snogging in the corner....)
(she's the one snogging in the corner....)
For your info.....
Lago I have never snogged in the corner in my entire life
Oh well...if you ever come to Malta, I'll show ya how to do it lassie....it's not that difficult...
Tamarin: For your info.....
Lago I have never snogged in the corner in my entire life
Lago I have never snogged in the corner in my entire life
Lagoona22: Oh well...if you ever come to Malta, I'll show ya how to do it lassie....it's not that difficult...
Is tonsil tennis not outlawed in the little RC Malta????
Tamarin: Hi Venere ....
Good Evening
Yep I know he was referring to the measles...
You know what they say Venere...
Many men are often just little boys in long trousers....
Good Evening
Yep I know he was referring to the measles...
You know what they say Venere...
Many men are often just little boys in long trousers....
Oops, sorry Tamarin. Forgot it was measles.
Well, glad you're rid of them.
I don't see a lot of that sport around, but virtually every man is a member of some pocket billiard team, I think....
Tamarin: Is tonsil tennis not outlawed in the little RC Malta????
Yes, it's a pity about that...especially you being a fan of "long" men in short trousers....
Tamarin: Hi Venere ....
Good Evening
Yep I know he was referring to the measles...
You know what they say Venere...
Many men are often just little boys in long trousers....
Good Evening
Yep I know he was referring to the measles...
You know what they say Venere...
Many men are often just little boys in long trousers....
Lagoona22: Yes, it's a pity about that...especially you being a fan of "long" men in short trousers....
I would hate to be out to dinner and you where one of the dinner guests.... I would be tempted to stick the fork where the sun does not shine.....
Tammie, don't even think about it....I'd bend you over the dinner table and wack your bum with my leather shoe....and when the maitre'd would ask what was going on, I would tell him you tried to fondle me shorts under the table cloth...
...now behave!!!....
...now behave!!!....
Tamarin: I would hate to be out to dinner and you where one of the dinner guests.... I would be tempted to stick the fork where the sun does not shine.....
Lagoona22: Tammie, don't even think about it....I'd bend you over the dinner table and wack your bum with my leather shoe....and when the maitre'd would ask what was going on, I would tell him you tried to fondle me shorts under the table cloth...
...now behave!!!....
...now behave!!!....
Vinny he is picking on me.....
Keep yer bloody paws to yerself under the table lassie....have you no shame??!!....
Tamarin: Vinny he is picking on me.....
Lagoona22: Keep yer bloody paws to yerself under the table lassie....have you no shame??!!....
Look sweetie I hate to disillusion you but my name is not SALLY!!
Vinny he is picking on me and threatening to hit my delicate little butt with a hard leather shoe.....
Why are men never around when you need them....
Vinny is bigger than you Lago...
Not where it counts lassie....
Tamarin: Look sweetie I hate to disillusion you but my name is not SALLY!!
Vinny he is picking on me and threatening to hit my delicate little butt with a hard leather shoe.....
Why are men never around when you need them....
Vinny is bigger than you Lago...
Vinny he is picking on me and threatening to hit my delicate little butt with a hard leather shoe.....
Why are men never around when you need them....
Vinny is bigger than you Lago...
Now Now children, settle down.
Morning world...The usual please. Black coffee to go and do you sell ciggies here..
And way it's a shame not to drag this thread past the finishing post..
And way it's a shame not to drag this thread past the finishing post..
Grand Creme and croissant please....and some sunshine if possible!
I'll drag this thread over the finishing line...Anyhow a cup of joe to go...hold the sugar and milk..
Yeah, what the heck...time for another coffee....it'll go the same way the other 5 have this morning...
Lagoona22: Yeah, what the heck...time for another coffee....it'll go the same way the other 5 have this morning...
Great, no wonder there is never any coffee left when I want some. You keep swilling the lot down!
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Hi Venere ....
Good Evening
Yep I know he was referring to the measles...
You know what they say Venere...
Many men are often just little boys in long trousers....