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Dec 23, 2008 9:59 PM CST True story!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
One brother killed a deer. The other brother painted the dead deer's nose red and showed his brothers kids the deer....telling them their daddy killed Roudolf!reindeer

Poor kids......poor daddy! Poor beat up brother!


Old but true!


Ain't Southern boys funny!rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 23, 2008 10:00 PM CST True story!
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
Rilly, you are so twisted sometimes. So...which brother were you? doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 23, 2008 10:03 PM CST True story!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
druidess6308: Rilly, you are so twisted sometimes. So...which brother were you?



Wasn't me! promise!


You see my father only drank one time and didn't like it. He only smoked one time and didn't like that. I'm an only child!grin
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Dec 23, 2008 10:17 PM CST True story!
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: Wasn't me! promise!You see my father only drank one time and didn't like it. He only smoked one time and didn't like that. I'm an only child!


OK...usually, I figure you're in the story somewhere...especially if it's something like this. laugh You keep me on my toes, Rilly. hug
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Dec 23, 2008 10:21 PM CST True story!
lanabyte
lanabytelanabyteCharleston, West Virginia USA20 Threads 1 Polls 1,223 Posts
This reminds me of when I was little. Every Christmas my uncle would tell us kids that we were eating Rudolf. laugh
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Dec 23, 2008 10:29 PM CST True story!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
druidess6308: OK...usually, I figure you're in the story somewhere...especially if it's something like this. You keep me on my toes, Rilly.




Last year at Christmas Supper.....

(You Yankees learn sumthin....That Jesus picture of them postles eatin was "The Lord's Supper...not "The Lord's Dinner"...doh Yankees when ya'll gonna learn right!)


... we was 12 of us there and there was only ten pork chops. There was the biggest ole fight over them pork chops. it was plum baresen blushing But they were very tasty pork chops.....at least the three I got was.thumbs up
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Dec 23, 2008 10:30 PM CST True story!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
poor youngens!
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Dec 23, 2008 10:31 PM CST True story!
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: Last year at Christmas Supper.....

(You Yankees learn sumthin....That Jesus picture of them postles eatin was "The Lord's Supper...not "The Lord's Dinner"... Yankees when ya'll gonna learn right!)... we was 12 of us there and there was only ten pork chops. There was the biggest ole fight over them pork chops. it was plum baresen But they were very tasty pork chops.....at least the three I got was.



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 23, 2008 10:39 PM CST True story!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: Wasn't me! promise!You see my father only drank one time and didn't like it. He only smoked one time and didn't like that. I'm an only child!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


santa waving hug
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Dec 23, 2008 10:40 PM CST True story!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: One brother killed a deer. The other brother painted the dead deer's nose red and showed his brothers kids the deer....telling them their daddy killed Roudolf!

Poor kids......poor daddy! Poor beat up brother!Old but true!Ain't Southern boys funny!
Omgrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh
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Dec 23, 2008 10:41 PM CST True story!
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: One brother killed a deer. The other brother painted the dead deer's nose red and showed his brothers kids the deer....telling them their daddy killed Roudolf!

Poor kids......poor daddy! Poor beat up brother!Old but true!Ain't Southern boys funny!



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



Only in the south....reindeer santa waving doh
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Dec 23, 2008 10:48 PM CST True story!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
A bunch of us Southern boys went to Vegas. In vaegas strip places....if you touch one of them ladies,they make you go home.

Well we ain't never been there before and didn't know how to act proper.....So! it was touch and go for the first few days!grin
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Dec 23, 2008 10:50 PM CST True story!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: A bunch of us Southern boys went to Vegas. In vaegas strip places....if you touch one of them ladies,they make you go home.

Well we ain't never been there before and didn't know how to act proper.....So! it was touch and go for the first few days!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing You are too funnylaugh wink
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Dec 23, 2008 10:51 PM CST True story!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
mylifewithu: You are too funny
bouquet
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Dec 23, 2008 10:52 PM CST True story!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Hello Handsomehug teddybear bouquet wink
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Dec 24, 2008 3:17 AM CST True story!
RillyNiceGuy: Last year at Christmas Supper.....

(You Yankees learn sumthin....That Jesus picture of them postles eatin was "The Lord's Supper...not "The Lord's Dinner"... Yankees when ya'll gonna learn right!)... we was 12 of us there and there was only ten pork chops. There was the biggest ole fight over them pork chops. it was plum baresen But they were very tasty pork chops.....at least the three I got was.
Ever considered taking Jerry Clower's Place?rolling on the floor laughing


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Dec 24, 2008 3:20 AM CST True story!
Conrad73: Ever considered taking Jerry Clower's Place?

Here is another one.





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Dec 24, 2008 4:04 AM CST True story!
StressFree
StressFreeStressFreesmall city, Kalmar Sweden176 Threads 16 Polls 8,986 Posts
Poor Rudolph....laugh
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