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Dec 28, 2008 9:22 AM CST "Have You Ever Been Caught ?"
Diamond789
Diamond789Diamond789Fort Worth, Texas USA39 Threads 440 Posts
"Have You Ever Been Caught Naked?"

Diamond,

I was just wondering if or how many people have ever been caught naked in bed ? sleep
Or, have you ever been caught naked anyplace ?
What happened the last dozen times to you by your naked finder?
wow
For example, I woke up under a tent banana grin one morning and she had warm lips all over me. lips gift heart wings
Only guys know what,"waking up under a tent means", so I'll leave that to any woman that reads this,,,imagination.
So, where were my Jammies you ask ?
Why were Jammies invented only to remove when going to bed ?grin
Also wonder why guys Jammies have an opening in front with buttons or snaps when a woman's doesn't ? Why don't gals Jammies have an opening?
innocent sigh bouquet
Are Jammies only to be worn before bed ? So, if yer alone then why go to bed naked ?
I'm confuzed,,dunno
Personally I love my red Silk Jammies. bunny
They have Bunny Rabbits all over them.I like the feeling of silk against my skin.However if you've ever actually worn silk Jammies to bed,then you'll know that they really make the skin hot.jaw drop devil heart1
So therefore I wonder, since Silk originally came from the Orient if those folks were the first to realize just how good Silk and naked flesh go together?
Perhaps Jammies were meant to be worn to run outside for the morning paper ?
I have worn Jammies to go get coffee or pop-corn popcorn motorcycle troll Amid the hot stares of many ladies,,devil grin .
The way I see it,Jammies have a purpose,however I have yet to understand exactly why they were invented.
Until then I'll just hang onto my red Bunny Rabbit Jammie's until I can figure it all out.
In fact, I have never worn any underwear beneath them. Then that of course brings up another interesting question,what's underwear for ?
help heart beating heart1
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Dec 28, 2008 9:47 AM CST "Have You Ever Been Caught ?"
WhatUwish4
WhatUwish4WhatUwish4St. Augustine, Florida USA2 Threads 7,986 Posts
My goodness, Tom. You certainly have alot of thoughts rolling around in that head of yours!
laugh laugh laugh

Yes, I've been caught. It's been 15 years and I'm still teased about it (but it WAS funny).
doh

Jammies? Just to make life more interesting I suppose.
grin grin grin
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Dec 28, 2008 10:24 AM CST "Have You Ever Been Caught ?"
Diamond789
Diamond789Diamond789Fort Worth, Texas USA39 Threads 440 Posts
WhatUwish4: My goodness, Tom. You certainly have alot of thoughts rolling around in that head of yours!


Yes, I've been caught. It's been 15 years and I'm still teased about it (but it WAS funny).


Jammies? Just to make life more interesting I suppose.



My brain is always working.I'm never thoughtless.Now if only I had another brain ,,,,,,,,,,uh oh rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 28, 2008 10:38 AM CST "Have You Ever Been Caught ?"
pretzelman
pretzelmanpretzelmanLas Vegas, Nevada USA43 Threads 1 Polls 2,956 Posts
as most know...I am a nudist. So I have been caught naked several times. Most recently by the lawn keeper where I lived in Florida. I was out in the yard putting food out for the squirrels and the birds,(no comments about the nuts), when he showed up to do yard work.


eehhh....nothing they haven't seen before!!dunno
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Dec 28, 2008 11:00 AM CST "Have You Ever Been Caught ?"
Diamond789
Diamond789Diamond789Fort Worth, Texas USA39 Threads 440 Posts
pretzelman: as most know...I am a nudist. So I have been caught naked several times. Most recently by the lawn keeper where I lived in Florida. I was out in the yard putting food out for the squirrels and the birds,(no comments about the nuts), when he showed up to do yard work.eehhh....nothing they haven't seen before!!

Hey Prtzelman,,,,so cool !cheers
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Dec 28, 2008 11:37 AM CST "Have You Ever Been Caught ?"
Jan1305
Jan1305Jan1305Sunshine and vino, Murcia Spain170 Threads 5,319 Posts
Diamond789: "Have You Ever Been Caught Naked?"

Diamond,

I was just wondering if or how many people have ever been caught naked in bed ?
Or, have you ever been caught naked anyplace ?
What happened the last dozen times to you by your naked finder?

For example, I woke up under a tent one morning and she had warm lips all over me.
Only guys know what,"waking up under a tent means", so I'll leave that to any woman that reads this,,,imagination.
So, where were my Jammies you ask ?
Why were Jammies invented only to remove when going to bed ?
Also wonder why guys Jammies have an opening in front with buttons or snaps when a woman's doesn't ? Why don't gals Jammies have an opening?

Are Jammies only to be worn before bed ? So, if yer alone then why go to bed naked ?
I'm confuzed,,
Personally I love my red Silk Jammies.
They have Bunny Rabbits all over them.I like the feeling of silk against my skin.However if you've ever actually worn silk Jammies to bed,then you'll know that they really make the skin hot.
So therefore I wonder, since Silk originally came from the Orient if those folks were the first to realize just how good Silk and naked flesh go together?
Perhaps Jammies were meant to be worn to run outside for the morning paper ?
I have worn Jammies to go get coffee or pop-corn Amid the hot stares of many ladies,, .
The way I see it,Jammies have a purpose,however I have yet to understand exactly why they were invented.
Until then I'll just hang onto my red Bunny Rabbit Jammie's until I can figure it all out.
In fact, I have never worn any underwear beneath them. Then that of course brings up another interesting question,what's underwear for ?


rolling on the floor laughing Somehow I just can´t imagine you in red silk jimjams!

Do you wear your cowboy hat too? laugh

I saw an old woman yesterday, around mid-day in her dressing gown and fluffy slippers crossing the road towards a corner shop and actually didnt bat an eyelid!

That´s what living in Spain for four years does to you!
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Dec 28, 2008 11:48 AM CST "Have You Ever Been Caught ?"
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
Silk, satin or lace feel so good next to the body.
I have been caught naked, a frightening experience for
the other poor soul rolling on the floor laughing Now I sleep in a nightshirt.
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Dec 28, 2008 11:59 AM CST "Have You Ever Been Caught ?"
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
Only when I was born....blushing wink laugh blushing
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Dec 28, 2008 12:02 PM CST "Have You Ever Been Caught ?"
Diamond789
Diamond789Diamond789Fort Worth, Texas USA39 Threads 440 Posts
Jan1305: Somehow I just can´t imagine you in red silk jimjams!

Do you wear your cowboy hat too?

I saw an old woman yesterday, around mid-day in her dressing gown and fluffy slippers crossing the road towards a corner shop and actually didnt bat an eyelid!

That´s what living in Spain for four years does to you!


One should always keep their Cowboy Hat and boots on regardless.
Never know when you'll havta get outta Dodge ! Many men and women in Texas have been spotted staggering down some dark street wearing only their boots, hat and hauling their 80 Proof Crock Whiskey Jug !Followed by somebody with a loaded shotgun,rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 28, 2008 12:48 PM CST "Have You Ever Been Caught ?"
pretzelman
pretzelmanpretzelmanLas Vegas, Nevada USA43 Threads 1 Polls 2,956 Posts
sassy49senior: Silk, satin or lace feel so good next to the body.
I have been caught naked, a frightening experience for
the other poor soul Now I sleep in a nightshirt.




One look at those 44DDs and they were probably more scared than you!!blushing
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Dec 28, 2008 12:54 PM CST "Have You Ever Been Caught ?"
Diamond789
Diamond789Diamond789Fort Worth, Texas USA39 Threads 440 Posts
sassy49senior: Silk, satin or lace feel so good next to the body.
I have been caught naked, a frightening experience for
the other poor soul Now I sleep in a nightshirt.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM,,,,,,,,,,,,wine
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Dec 28, 2008 12:55 PM CST "Have You Ever Been Caught ?"
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
pretzelman: One look at those 44DDs and they were probably more scared than you!!





Probably right Pretzie, They could be used as deadly
weapons.laugh Thank you for making me laugh.
Good to see you again. I need a shoulder to cry on.
Is yours available? crying Just kidding. I WILL
SURVIVE!!!
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Dec 28, 2008 12:57 PM CST "Have You Ever Been Caught ?"
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
Diamond789: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM,,,,,,,,,,,,





The same here Diamond. Just thinking sbout you in red silk
pajamas, hat and boots makes my heart go pitter patter. heart beating
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Dec 28, 2008 12:57 PM CST "Have You Ever Been Caught ?"
pretzelman
pretzelmanpretzelmanLas Vegas, Nevada USA43 Threads 1 Polls 2,956 Posts
sassy49senior: Probably right Pretzie, They could be used as deadly
weapons. Thank you for making me laugh.
Good to see you again. I need a shoulder to cry on.
Is yours available? Just kidding. I WILL
SURVIVE!!!



you're a sweet lady!!
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Jan 5, 2009 3:33 PM CST "Have You Ever Been Caught ?"
pubwrite08
pubwrite08pubwrite08Columbus, Georgia USA14 Threads 2,451 Posts
I have never been caught naked... I think it is kinda sad.dunno
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Jan 5, 2009 4:05 PM CST "Have You Ever Been Caught ?"
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts

Diamond still imagining you in those boots, hat and red
silk jammies under the blankies that look like a tent.wink

UMMMMMM UMMMMMM What a delicious thought.blushing
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Jan 5, 2009 4:54 PM CST "Have You Ever Been Caught ?"
immanuelle
immanuelleimmanuelleThe Hague, South Holland Netherlands63 Threads 1,962 Posts
In my early 20’s, a bunch of friends and I took a trip from where I lived in Toronto all the way to Gaspe, Quebec to go whale watching. We drove and camped en route each night. It was off season so all the camp grounds were quite deserted. We stayed at one place that was quite empty. We did not see any other people camping. The camp warden warned us to be careful of putting food away before sleeping as there were bears about and of course the smell of food would be an attraction. Either lock the food in the vehicles or hang from trees. Garbage included. As 20 something year olds do, we drank ourselves silly, left food about and did not listen to a word he said. I slept alone in my tent, au naturel. In the middle of the night I heard a groaning moaning inhuman side behind my tent. I was terrified and ran out of the tent screaming. Everyone ran out of their respective tents with flashlights, some of the guys holding a makeshift weapon to defend the womenfolk haha. I was unclothed. Turned out that it was my friend‘s stupid boyfriend throwing up behind my tent. Geez! Never quite lived down the naked truth of that moment.

Have a good night everyone. (or day) 'night.
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Jan 5, 2009 6:24 PM CST "Have You Ever Been Caught ?"
Diamond789
Diamond789Diamond789Fort Worth, Texas USA39 Threads 440 Posts
immanuelle: In my early 20’s, a bunch of friends and I took a trip from where I lived in Toronto all the way to Gaspe, Quebec to go whale watching. We drove and camped en route each night. It was off season so all the camp grounds were quite deserted. We stayed at one place that was quite empty. We did not see any other people camping. The camp warden warned us to be careful of putting food away before sleeping as there were bears about and of course the smell of food would be an attraction. Either lock the food in the vehicles or hang from trees. Garbage included. As 20 something year olds do, we drank ourselves silly, left food about and did not listen to a word he said. I slept alone in my tent, au naturel. In the middle of the night I heard a groaning moaning inhuman side behind my tent. I was terrified and ran out of the tent screaming. Everyone ran out of their respective tents with flashlights, some of the guys holding a makeshift weapon to defend the womenfolk haha. I was unclothed. Turned out that it was my friend‘s stupid boyfriend throwing up behind my tent. Geez! Never quite lived down the naked truth of that moment.

Have a good night everyone. (or day) 'night.
conversing peace yay
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Jan 5, 2009 6:27 PM CST "Have You Ever Been Caught ?"
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
Nope...not naked. But right after being naked. rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 5, 2009 8:33 PM CST "Have You Ever Been Caught ?"
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland25 Threads 2 Polls 11,989 Posts
It was a warm sunday morning, when his brother walked in, to warn us of his mother's arrival to the room. As i was sneaking out of the room, wrapped in a sheet, he run behind me, and handed me my thong.

It was embarassing.

doh help
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