man gets new job but, not for long.... (31)
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I guess I won't get hired any time soon
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pretzelman: I guess I won't get hired any time soon
....you and me, both....
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Sorry you lost your job.
But thank you for the laugh.
But thank you for the laugh.
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jlw45: So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her
two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly,
'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?
Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.
Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work...........
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her
two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly,
'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?
Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.
Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work...........
you said whaaaaaaat? Thank god I never been to Wal-Mart 
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laura225: you said whaaaaaaat? Thank god I never been to Wal-Mart
....i did'nt say it....it's a joke ....i love going to wal-mart....especially in th evening...if your ever feeling down on yourself....just go to wal-mart, you'll come away feeling much better
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jlw45: ....i did'nt say it....it's a joke ....
i love going to wal-mart....especially in th evening...if your ever feeling down on yourself....just go to wal-mart, you'll come away feeling much better ....
i love going to wal-mart....especially in th evening...if your ever feeling down on yourself....just go to wal-mart, you'll come away feeling much better ....
do you go there to shop or to boost your self-esteem, Joel? There is no Wal-Mart in my area
so I was told to go see a shrink instead...
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laura225: do you go there to shop or to boost your self-esteem, Joel?
There is no Wal-Mart in my area
so I was told to go see a shrink instead...
not to boost my selfesteem, really....but, just to let myself know, it could always be worseThere is no Wal-Mart in my area
so I was told to go see a shrink instead...
...
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jlw45: So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her
two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly,
'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?
Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.
Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work...........
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her
two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly,
'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?
Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.
Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work...........
Did they let you keep the vest?
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jlw45: So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her
two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly,
'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?
Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.
Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work...........
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her
two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly,
'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?
Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.
Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work...........
Good one guy.
I know for sure I would not last long either at WalMart as a greeter, nor cashier.
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ROFL!
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If I had been manager, I would have given you a raise.... 
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Lagoona22: If I had been manager, I would have given you a raise....
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jlw45: mine too....it's like a great big garage sale...only with stuff nobodys used yet
Joel, You should have been with me the day after Christmas
when I hit Dollar General.
I bought scads ofdecor. to go with what I already have. But the best deal
was I saw these 2 scarecrows on wooden stands sitting back
in a cart in a corner. It said 90% off and they were
priced at $6.00 so I grabbed both. I made sure the cashier
did them first to see if there was no mistake. I got them
for 60 cents a piece. Better than a thrift store.
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This is a very good reason, among others, that I NEVER shop Walmart!
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Hey Sassy -- How are ya doin?
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Why??...because you get put in your place when you come in the door??...
Charli15695: This is a very good reason, among others, that I NEVER shop Walmart!
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Lagoona22: Why??...because you get put in your place when you come in the door??...
Excuse me? I didn't deserve to be insulted.
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Ehm...since when was a question an insult??....keep your hair on honey...
Charli15695: Excuse me? I didn't deserve to be insulted.
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a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her
two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly,
'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?
Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.
Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work...........