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Jan 30, 2009 9:39 PM CST A Blond thing!!
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After

a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and

that's when you remember: you've been listening to your ipod.
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Jan 30, 2009 9:41 PM CST A Blond thing!!
Xtabentun
XtabentunXtabentunOntario, Canada18 Threads 1,722 Posts
Hahahahahaha rolling on the floor laughing
Ohhh well, I bet they forgave you eventually comfort
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Jan 30, 2009 9:41 PM CST A Blond thing!!
waiting4u
waiting4uwaiting4uGB's Heart, Oregon USA3 Threads 1,869 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 30, 2009 10:03 PM CST A Blond thing!!
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Xtabentun: Hahahahahaha
Ohhh well, I bet they forgave you eventually


I am not a blonde, my hair is pure white.. Did you get the pure part? My hair is like me..angel



uh oh





hole
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Jan 30, 2009 10:04 PM CST A Blond thing!!
Xtabentun
XtabentunXtabentunOntario, Canada18 Threads 1,722 Posts
HJFinAZ: I am not a blonde, my hair is pure white.. Did you get the pure part? My hair is like me..


teddybear ohhhh....you probably need some TLC with that virginity, don't ya?roll eyes



lips ( promise it won't affect the blood pressure....too much)
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Jan 30, 2009 10:09 PM CST A Blond thing!!
CuspofMagic
CuspofMagicCuspofMagiclight, South Australia Australia278 Threads 7,904 Posts
rock and roll! laugh
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Jan 30, 2009 10:11 PM CST A Blond thing!!
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Xtabentun: ohhhh....you probably need some TLC with that virginity, don't ya?
( promise it won't affect the blood pressure....too much)


Does TLC mean "terribly lonely critter"?confused

If so, they constantly appear at my door..sigh
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Jan 30, 2009 10:11 PM CST A Blond thing!!
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 30, 2009 10:12 PM CST A Blond thing!!
Tater
TaterTaterspringfield, Illinois USA45 Threads 3 Polls 3,326 Posts
laugh cheers
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Jan 30, 2009 10:15 PM CST A Blond thing!!
kissmedeeply
kissmedeeplykissmedeeplyPetitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada70 Threads 15,139 Posts
HJFinAZ: Does TLC mean "terribly lonely critter"?

If so, they constantly appear at my door..


and you turned me awayblues
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Jan 30, 2009 10:21 PM CST A Blond thing!!
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
kissmedeeply: and you turned me away


NEVER!!!! Hell young lady, you can even bring Eric along..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 30, 2009 10:30 PM CST A Blond thing!!
Xtabentun
XtabentunXtabentunOntario, Canada18 Threads 1,722 Posts
HJFinAZ: Does TLC mean "terribly lonely critter"?

If so, they constantly appear at my door..

That must be a sign! professor
You should open up to them .....'rittersroll eyes
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Jan 30, 2009 10:34 PM CST A Blond thing!!
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Xtabentun: That must be a sign!
You should open up to them .....'ritters


I never lock my doors and all the "critters" know it..sigh

More than once, mom & I have been out & about, when I arrive home, they are on my patio and the coffee pot is on.help

They all know I do not often wonder from the ranch for long periods of time..doh
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Jan 30, 2009 10:39 PM CST A Blond thing!!
Xtabentun
XtabentunXtabentunOntario, Canada18 Threads 1,722 Posts
....talking about critters and never locking the door conversing

I found few days ago very fresh paws marks on the snow in front of my front door, looked like the poor little thing came all the way to the door and even tried to go up with its front legs.

Don't even wanna thing if my front door would have opened from the push....sigh


But back to you...your critters are modern, coffee drinkers cheers Telling you, keep that door open and stay home more often, it might just work!
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Jan 30, 2009 10:48 PM CST A Blond thing!!
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Xtabentun: ....talking about critters and never locking the door

I found few days ago very fresh paws marks on the snow in front of my front door, looked like the poor little thing came all the way to the door and even tried to go up with its front legs.

Don't even wanna thing if my front door would have opened from the push.... But back to you...your critters are modern, coffee drinkers Telling you, keep that door open and stay home more often, it might just work!


That is the problem (doors always open), luckily nobody has occupied the spare bedroom yet.. Notice, I did say "yet"..help
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Jan 30, 2009 10:48 PM CST A Blond thing!!
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Some guard dogs I have..frustrated frustrated
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Jan 30, 2009 10:51 PM CST A Blond thing!!
Xtabentun
XtabentunXtabentunOntario, Canada18 Threads 1,722 Posts
smitten oh honey, I didn't know you plan to .....
HJFinAZ: That is the problem (doors always open), luckily nobody has occupied the spare bedroom yet.. Notice, I did say "yet"..

wink
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Jan 30, 2009 10:56 PM CST A Blond thing!!
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Xtabentun: oh honey, I didn't know you plan to .....


OH well........... As long as they stay out of MY room..mumbling

I do have ferocious watch dogs. Little dog will lead you to the watches, big dog will beat you to death wagging his tail. Then both will go sit by the "goodie" jar...sigh
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Jan 30, 2009 10:58 PM CST A Blond thing!!
Xtabentun
XtabentunXtabentunOntario, Canada18 Threads 1,722 Posts
HJFinAZ: OH well........... As long as they stay out of MY room..

I do have ferocious watch dogs. Little dog will lead you to the watches, big dog will beat you to death wagging his tail. Then both will go sit by the "goodie" jar...


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 30, 2009 11:16 PM CST A Blond thing!!
laura225
laura225laura225Somewhere, New York USA3 Threads 2 Polls 1,792 Posts
HJFinAZ: You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After

a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and

that's when you remember: you've been listening to your ipod.
laugh
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