Top Ten Country & Western Song ( Archived) (20)

Feb 7, 2009 6:59 PM CST Top Ten Country & Western Song
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I've Woke Up With a Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She Gets Better Lookin' with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My A*s All Day.
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Feb 7, 2009 7:01 PM CST Top Ten Country & Western Song
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
You forgot.... "I love nailin' Jello to a Tree"
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Feb 7, 2009 7:02 PM CST Top Ten Country & Western Song
WhatUwish4
WhatUwish4WhatUwish4St. Augustine, Florida USA2 Threads 7,986 Posts
All time classic....

"Put another log on the fire."

I still laugh when I think of the lyrics. I'll see if I can find them online.
laugh laugh
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Feb 7, 2009 7:04 PM CST Top Ten Country & Western Song
loverboy690
loverboy690loverboy690East Jordan, Michigan USA84 Threads 7 Polls 3,729 Posts
WhatUwish4: All time classic....

"Put another log on the fire."

I still laugh when I think of the lyrics. I'll see if I can find them online.
I'm a countryboy.Hi Karen
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Feb 7, 2009 7:07 PM CST Top Ten Country & Western Song
WhatUwish4
WhatUwish4WhatUwish4St. Augustine, Florida USA2 Threads 7,986 Posts
loverboy690: I'm a countryboy.Hi Karen


Hello LB!
wave

Here's one I always wanted to write...

"That old artichoke ain't got no heart."
laugh laugh
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Feb 7, 2009 7:34 PM CST Top Ten Country & Western Song
WhatUwish4
WhatUwish4WhatUwish4St. Augustine, Florida USA2 Threads 7,986 Posts
Here it is... Hilarious!

Put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
And go out to the car and change the tyre.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire, babe,
And come and tell me why you're leaving me.

Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday?
Don't I warn you when you're gettin fat?
Ain't I a-gonna take you fishin' with me someday?
Well, a man can't love a woman more than that.
Ain't I always nice to your kid sister?
Don't I take her driving every night?
So, sit here at my feet 'cos I like you when you're sweet,
And you know it ain't feminine to fight.

So, put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
Go out to the car and lift it up and change the tyre.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire, babe,
And come and tell me why you're leaving me.
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Feb 7, 2009 7:37 PM CST Top Ten Country & Western Song
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
WhatUwish4: Here it is... Hilarious!

Put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
And go out to the car and change the tyre.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire, babe,
And come and tell me why you're leaving me.

Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday?
Don't I warn you when you're gettin fat?
Ain't I a-gonna take you fishin' with me someday?
Well, a man can't love a woman more than that.
Ain't I always nice to your kid sister?
Don't I take her driving every night?
So, sit here at my feet 'cos I like you when you're sweet,
And you know it ain't feminine to fight.

So, put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
Go out to the car and lift it up and change the tyre.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire, babe,
And come and tell me why you're leaving me.





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Feb 7, 2009 7:38 PM CST Top Ten Country & Western Song
WhatUwish4
WhatUwish4WhatUwish4St. Augustine, Florida USA2 Threads 7,986 Posts
Hey Handsome!

Is that classic, or what?
laugh laugh
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Feb 7, 2009 7:41 PM CST Top Ten Country & Western Song
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
WhatUwish4: Hey Handsome!

Is that classic, or what?



Hi Beautiful it is a classic do you have a video of the song

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 7, 2009 7:42 PM CST Top Ten Country & Western Song
WhatUwish4
WhatUwish4WhatUwish4St. Augustine, Florida USA2 Threads 7,986 Posts
desmond: Hi Beautiful it is a classic do you have a video of the song


It's a real moldy oldie, so I'm not sure. I did see where it was recorded by more than one, so let me check.
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Feb 7, 2009 8:19 PM CST Top Ten Country & Western Song
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
WhatUwish4: Here it is... Hilarious!

Put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
And go out to the car and change the tyre.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire, babe,
And come and tell me why you're leaving me.

Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday?
Don't I warn you when you're gettin fat?
Ain't I a-gonna take you fishin' with me someday?
Well, a man can't love a woman more than that.
Ain't I always nice to your kid sister?
Don't I take her driving every night?
So, sit here at my feet 'cos I like you when you're sweet,
And you know it ain't feminine to fight.

So, put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
Go out to the car and lift it up and change the tyre.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.

SO, what seems to be the problem?
Then put another log on the fire, babe,
And come and tell me why you're leaving me.
confused

grin
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Feb 7, 2009 8:20 PM CST Top Ten Country & Western Song
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
SO, what seems to be the problem?doh
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Feb 7, 2009 8:21 PM CST Top Ten Country & Western Song
WhatUwish4
WhatUwish4WhatUwish4St. Augustine, Florida USA2 Threads 7,986 Posts
tongue tongue tongue
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Feb 7, 2009 8:25 PM CST Top Ten Country & Western Song
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
Funny that you should think of THAT song title right nowroll eyes

laugh Hi Miss Karen

wave
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Feb 7, 2009 8:38 PM CST Top Ten Country & Western Song
WhatUwish4
WhatUwish4WhatUwish4St. Augustine, Florida USA2 Threads 7,986 Posts
venere08: Funny that you should think of THAT song title right now

Hi Miss Karen


Are you trying to tell me something???
laugh laugh laugh laugh

Hello, Friend!
wave wave
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Feb 7, 2009 9:00 PM CST Top Ten Country & Western Song
slim1977
slim1977slim1977my heart will always be in, Tennessee USA16 Threads 943 Posts
here's a couple. 1 are you sure hank done it this way. - merle haggard 2 boy named sue. - jonny cash 3 coal miners daughter - loretta lynn
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Feb 7, 2009 9:02 PM CST Top Ten Country & Western Song
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
slim1977: here's a couple. 1 are you sure hank done it this way. - merle haggard 2 boy named sue. - jonny cash 3 coal miners daughter - loretta lynn




Hi Slim hope all is well buddy have not seen you in a while handshake cheers
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Feb 7, 2009 9:11 PM CST Top Ten Country & Western Song
slim1977
slim1977slim1977my heart will always be in, Tennessee USA16 Threads 943 Posts
was off for a while, am back. things are well. same to you cheers
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Feb 8, 2009 1:37 AM CST Top Ten Country & Western Song
anybodyoutthere
anybodyoutthereanybodyouttheremyrtle creek, Oregon USA16 Posts
how about ( my bucket got a hole in it ) by Hank Williams
or (i gonna miss her) by Brad paisley both good songs that are good for a laugh or 3cheers
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Feb 15, 2009 9:35 PM CST Top Ten Country & Western Song
reb56
reb56reb56carthage, Missouri USA55 Polls 8,629 Posts
the,last thing,i gave her was the bird,lol.george jones.
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