awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia2,927 posts
Martia: Out with the headache jokes and anything else.
A Husband walks into there bedroom with a glass of water and 2 asprin the wife asks what is that for? It's for your'e headache.The wife replies I dont have a headache!!! the husband replies "GOTCHA"
awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia2,927 posts
One for the ladies. What do men and lawn mowers have in common??? they are hard to get started!!! they both emit noxious fumes!!! and they only work half the time
awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia2,927 posts
My mate and I where flying from Perth to Sydney,when suddenly the pilot announced "buckel your seat belts we are going to crash"!!! The lady sitting opposite us stood up and said "is there a man on this plane,that grant me my last wish,and treat me like a woman"??? My mate then stood up,took off his shirt,and said to the lady,here "Iron This"
awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia2,927 posts
Here's another one for the Ladies What do women and cyclones have in common??? They both moan like Hell when they come,and Take the house when they leave
awesome71: My mate and I where flying from Perth to Sydney,when suddenly the pilot announced "buckel your seat belts we are going to crash"!!! The lady sitting opposite us stood up and said "is there a man on this plane,that grant me my last wish,and treat me like a woman"??? My mate then stood up,took off his shirt,and said to the lady,here "Iron This"
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