I wanna be a mangy
mutt
I wanna chew on
some filthy
bone
I wanna lay on
your porch til
the sun goes
down
While you're
gabbing on the
phone
I want you to sick
me on the neighbors
cat
I wanna run that
sucker down
I wanna jump the
fence and tear
accross the street
And bring that
mailman down
Yeah, it's time
for me to howl
at the moon
Just like all
the other mutts
I wanna sit there
and bark at nothing
Til I drive the
neighbors nuts
Yeah just whistle
for me and I'll
come running just
to slobber on
your face
But don't turn your
back for a single
second
Cause I'll chew every
wire in the place
Sure!, I'm your best
friend..just throw
me a bone and give
me a pat on my back
Cause now I'm a dog
And I'm lovin' this
life
And I ain't never
changin' back!